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The Lounge at the End of the Universe => Gallimaufry => Topic started by: Bdoomed on November 09, 2008, 04:49:33 AM



Title: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 09, 2008, 04:49:33 AM
im so drunk! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA dont hate.
I can barely type... this is hard!  hahahahahaha sorry guys. ]- 0'0o-
that was my friend with the random symbols and numbers
iiiim gonna stop now.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on November 09, 2008, 11:21:59 AM
im so drunk! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA dont hate.
I can barely type... this is hard!  hahahahahaha sorry guys. ]- 0'0o-
that was my friend with the random symbols and numbers
iiiim gonna stop now.

Go sleep it off, d00d.  ;)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Russell Nash on November 09, 2008, 11:38:35 AM
DEATH TO BRAINCELLS!!!!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 09, 2008, 05:05:44 PM
haha :P im good, still alive


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: wherethewild on November 09, 2008, 05:16:06 PM
I think we should start a sticky thread just with "Bdoomed's college shenanigan's" where he can post any and all of these tidbits. We then archive it and sell it for lots of money when he goes into politics.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Thaurismunths on November 09, 2008, 10:16:34 PM
DEATH TO BRAINCELLS!!!!
Alcohol is to brain cells as wolves are to bison: They prey on the sickest and slowest members of the group first, leaving the group stronger and healthier overall.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 09, 2008, 10:34:55 PM
I think we should start a sticky thread just with "Bdoomed's college shenanigan's" where he can post any and all of these tidbits. We then archive it and sell it for lots of money when he goes into politics.
oh no, i'll never get to successfully, legally lie to all of America!
but im down for a lil blackmail material :P


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: wintermute on November 10, 2008, 08:04:30 AM
The liver is evil and must be punished.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on November 10, 2008, 11:25:39 AM
The liver is evil and must be punished.

LIVER spelled backward is R EVIL.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Heradel on November 10, 2008, 01:38:38 PM
The liver is evil and must be punished.

LIVER spelled backward is R EVIL.

Only yellow people think their livers are evil.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on November 10, 2008, 10:16:11 PM
LIVER spelled backward is R EVIL.

Only yellow people think their livers are evil.

Well you can see from my avatar that I'm Japanese ...

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2389/2754627902_8245396c41_o.gif)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Heradel on November 10, 2008, 11:32:55 PM
LIVER spelled backward is R EVIL.
Only yellow people think their livers are evil.

Well you can see from my avatar that I'm Japanese ...

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2389/2754627902_8245396c41_o.gif)

I was referring to Jaundice.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on November 11, 2008, 12:28:38 AM
I was referring to Jaundice.

I don't know her.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 11, 2008, 01:23:17 AM
ya i didn't get that reference either :P


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Heradel on November 11, 2008, 02:11:21 AM
[Professor Heradel]
jaundice |ˈjôndis|
noun
a medical condition with yellowing of the skin or whites of the eyes, arising from excess of the pigment bilirubin and typically caused by obstruction of the bile duct, by liver disease, or by excessive breakdown of red blood cells.
• bitterness, resentment, or envy.
ORIGIN Middle English jaunes, from Old French jaunice ‘yellowness,’ from jaune ‘yellow.’ The sense [bitterness] (late 16th cent.) arose from the traditional association of the color yellow with jealousy.
[/Professor Heradel]




Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Russell Nash on November 11, 2008, 05:33:11 AM
I just wanted to say that I got it.  Heradel, your reference wasn't too obscure.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on November 11, 2008, 09:08:32 AM
I just wanted to say that I got it.  Heradel, your reference wasn't too obscure.

I got it too; I was making a joke since it was capitalized like a proper name.  And it sounds like something Sarah Palin might name her next daughter.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: CGFxColONeill on November 11, 2008, 11:03:03 AM
I got it as well course that may have been since my sister had hepatitis a few years back lol


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Zathras on November 11, 2008, 11:11:30 AM
I got it as well course that may have been since my sister had hepatitis a few years back lol

What the hell is so funny about hepatitis?


 ;)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: wintermute on November 11, 2008, 11:30:30 AM
Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 11, 2008, 01:07:35 PM
Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...
roflmao :D


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on November 11, 2008, 01:29:23 PM
Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...
roflmao :D

Hey, wait!  He hasn't even gotten to the punchline yet!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: FamilyGuy on November 12, 2008, 12:14:24 AM
Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...

Cirrhosis ducks.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Zathras on November 12, 2008, 08:57:22 AM
Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...

Cirrhosis ducks.

::groan::

Bravo!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: CGFxColONeill on November 12, 2008, 01:28:10 PM
I was laughing about the sarcastic part of my post  :P
 


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Zathras on November 12, 2008, 01:32:45 PM
I was laughing about the sarcastic part of my post  :P
 

No, really?   ::)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Windup on November 13, 2008, 07:57:19 PM
Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...
roflmao :D

Hey, wait!  He hasn't even gotten to the punchline yet!


He said he was drunk, didn't he?


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 22, 2008, 02:16:28 AM
drunk again.... 1.5 beers.  3 total tho... haaaaaaaaaahahhhahdkjlf;awiodskma;lmeioaw
so dizzy.  cant feel fingers... or cheeks.
yepp...


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: DKT on November 22, 2008, 02:20:20 AM
drunk again.... 1.5 beers.  3 total tho... haaaaaaaaaahahhhahdkjlf;awiodskma;lmeioaw
so dizzy.  cant feel fingers... or cheeks.
yepp...

Dude, we have got to work on that tolerance  ;)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 22, 2008, 02:50:22 AM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i don WANNA work on the tolerance! its cheap!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 22, 2008, 02:50:34 AM
still drunk btw. hahaha


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Zathras on November 22, 2008, 09:33:12 AM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i don WANNA work on the tolerance! its cheap!

Right on, brotha!

Back in the alcoholic haze that was my time in the Army, I used to slam a 6-pack right before going to the bar.  My tolerance was wayyyyy high and there was no such thing as a "cheap drunk".


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on December 06, 2008, 03:33:28 AM
comin off bein drunk again.... soooo dizzy.
gonna watch the SEC championship tomorrow at Hooters :D
its nice being more social when drunk :P


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Thaurismunths on December 06, 2008, 08:04:35 AM
comin off bein drunk again.... soooo dizzy.
gonna watch the SEC championship tomorrow at Hooters :D
its nice being more social when drunk :P
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
What's with all the drinking and being social?
Aren't you a moderator on an SF forum who's in his freshman year of college?
Shouldn't you be hiding in a nerd cave, eschewing hygiene and fearing females?


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Raving_Lunatic on December 06, 2008, 08:09:34 AM
comin off bein drunk again.... soooo dizzy.
gonna watch the SEC championship tomorrow at Hooters :D
its nice being more social when drunk :P
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
What's with all the drinking and being social?
Aren't you a moderator on an SF forum who's in his freshman year of college?
Shouldn't you be hiding in a nerd cave, eschewing hygiene and fearing females?

 ;D

Unless of course, this is the reality and he just makes these rambling-drunk stories up to make his life sound more interesting. But what do I know, I'm high on acid.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on December 06, 2008, 12:20:17 PM
nerds come in all shapes and sizes
and I'm not a nerd, I'm a geek.  there's a difference.
that means I'm allowed to be social :P


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Zathras on December 06, 2008, 12:33:06 PM
But you still aren't allowed around the "popular kids".


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Raving_Lunatic on December 06, 2008, 02:54:09 PM
Read "early clones".


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Zathras on December 25, 2008, 11:04:49 PM
Happy Zobmas everyone!  I'm in tight with Santa.  I help him stage his toy drops every year.  You see, Santa can't keep all the toys on his sleigh, so he needs drop points so he can reload.  Anyway, I did such a good job this year, and Santa was so thankful that he left me a 24 pack Sam Adams Winter Sampler.  Hell, he even had one while he was leaving presents.

Anyway, I've been sampling all of the beer.  There are 6 different varieties.  And, since I've tried one of each, I've broken out the Miller High Life.  So I felt this was a great place to post.

It's fragging Christmas, the kids are in bed and I'm drunk.  My wife isn't, 'cause she's pregnant.  Poor woman has to put up with a drunken Zathras!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on January 09, 2009, 05:21:35 AM
ive had about 9 beers... i get drunk off 3...
GATORS ARE BCS CHAMPS!!!! WOOOO!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on July 29, 2009, 11:02:08 PM
drunk again.  realized my parents have lotsa alcohol in our liquor cabinet and my mom doesnt care if i drink it... soooo just had some while talking to peoples on teamspeak.
fun.
kay.
im done.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Planish on August 03, 2009, 12:06:20 AM

What's with all the drinking and being social?


Auditioning for AOMS (http://www.theitspot.com/shorts.html).


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on August 03, 2009, 06:11:02 PM

What's with all the drinking and being social?


Auditioning for AOMS (http://www.theitspot.com/shorts.html).
hahahaha.
they actually just read a story of mine :) ep. 116 :D


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Russell Nash on August 04, 2009, 04:39:29 AM

What's with all the drinking and being social?


Auditioning for AOMS (http://www.theitspot.com/shorts.html).
hahahaha.
they actually just read a story of mine :) ep. 116 :D

I wanted to listen to that, but I still can't make it through more than 2 minutes of that rambling mess of a podcast.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 03, 2009, 01:02:08 PM
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 24, 2009, 12:29:38 AM
yeah you KNOW why i'm posting here.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on October 24, 2009, 12:31:24 AM
yeah you KNOW why i'm posting here.

Yeah, yeah, have another drink why don't you.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 24, 2009, 12:34:17 AM
nah im done for tonite :P


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Portrait in Flesh on October 24, 2009, 06:08:12 PM
(http://sugarmegs.org/posternutbag/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours.jpeg)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: lowky on October 24, 2009, 06:29:19 PM
No offense but I think liquor is the only anyone would want to touch those lips.  Those are some bfugly women in that picture.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on October 26, 2009, 10:00:02 PM
(http://sugarmegs.org/posternutbag/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours.jpeg)
No offense but I think liquor is the only [way] anyone would want to touch those lips.  Those are some bfugly women in that picture.

This all seems familiar somehow.  Have we had this conversation here before?

(and I just love it all to pieces when somebody says "no offense but ..." and then says something blatantly offensive :D)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Talia on October 26, 2009, 10:32:40 PM
(http://sugarmegs.org/posternutbag/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours.jpeg)
No offense but I think liquor is the only [way] anyone would want to touch those lips.  Those are some bfugly women in that picture.

This all seems familiar somehow.  Have we had this conversation here before?

(and I just love it all to pieces when somebody says "no offense but ..." and then says something blatantly offensive :D)

No offense, but your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: lowky on October 26, 2009, 11:23:50 PM
http://sugarmegs.org/posternutbag/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours.jpeg
No offense but I think liquor is the only [way] anyone would want to touch those lips.  Those are some bfugly women in that picture.

This all seems familiar somehow.  Have we had this conversation here before?

(and I just love it all to pieces when somebody says "no offense but ..." and then says something blatantly offensive :D)

I have no problem with people who don't want to drink and don't want to be involved with someone who does, but i still say those are some bfugly women in that picture.  I was not referring to the posters lips but to those of the bfugly women.  I have no problem with the original poster, and I meant that the thought of anyone requiring alcohol to be involved with anyone else might be offensive.  I would never get anyone drunk to have sex with them.  I may not have many morals but that is certainly top of the list.  But if you want me to have sex with the women in the picture, I am not sure there is enough alcohol in the world for me to strap on some beer goggles.

(http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/2156/original/ze-goggles-zey-do-nothing.jpg)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Talia on October 27, 2009, 12:25:55 AM
the woman on the top right would probably be cute if she weren't pouting.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: lowky on October 27, 2009, 08:45:12 AM
maybe but is that even a woman on the far left middle row?


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on October 27, 2009, 09:06:10 AM
maybe but is that even a woman on the far left middle row?

Might have been, at one time.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: lowky on October 27, 2009, 09:18:39 AM
maybe but is that even a woman on the far left middle row?

Might have been, at one time.

I was thinking it might have been a man in drag, at one time...Before being dragged by a horse, through a rocky desert over several cacti


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 07, 2009, 01:15:43 AM
Yeah you KNOW why I'm posting here. (this time from my iPhone)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 15, 2009, 02:44:15 AM
:D


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on November 15, 2009, 11:22:09 AM
Can we import a new emoticon?  I think bdoomed could get some heavy use out of it:

(http://www.dancarlin.com/phpbb3/images/smilies/Drunk.gif)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: MacArthurBug on November 19, 2009, 07:34:37 PM
working on coctail recipies for T-day and accidentally stumbled into drunk land. Thought I'd joing BD and lift my cup here


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 19, 2009, 08:28:14 PM
cheers


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 21, 2009, 04:25:39 AM
holy blaaah way over wasted atm.  took a picture that'll be my next avatar as per my promise.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on November 21, 2009, 11:22:08 AM
(http://www.dancarlin.com/phpbb3/images/smilies/Drunk.gif)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: CryptoMe on November 22, 2009, 01:08:25 AM
I confess, I run and drink beer, then run some more and drink some more beer, then sing rude songs.

If anyone else thinks this sounds like fun, check out this page
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers
and then do a web search for your local chapter....

On-On


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: oddpod on December 10, 2009, 06:18:33 PM
me this time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
why carnt life be feking simpel :-(


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on December 10, 2009, 06:19:53 PM
YAAAAAY I haez company!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: MacArthurBug on December 12, 2009, 10:11:15 PM
whoops I found the vodka! WHeeeeee!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on December 12, 2009, 11:34:29 PM
:D! more company! everybody now!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: FamilyGuy on December 13, 2009, 12:46:57 AM
Finished off my gluten-free beer.  Crown Royal is next on the list.  ;)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on December 20, 2009, 09:13:03 PM
Much later tonight.  Count on it.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on December 21, 2009, 01:24:50 AM
Raaaaah! From my iPhone woooooooo smaaashed and my reunion party totaly worked and I'll probably explain thi later and woooooooo hahaha man I'm smashed


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Heradel on December 21, 2009, 03:16:13 AM
Raaaaah! From my iPhone woooooooo smaaashed and my reunion party totaly worked and I'll probably explain thi later and woooooooo hahaha man I'm smashed

There's something about how Bdoomed shares meatspace encounters with C2H5OH that makes me feel like he's conflated his lives into a kind of cyborg. Almost as if that iPhone (or any other smartphone) was a limb at this point.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Yargling on December 21, 2009, 07:27:16 AM
Raaaaah! From my iPhone woooooooo smaaashed and my reunion party totaly worked and I'll probably explain thi later and woooooooo hahaha man I'm smashed

There's something about how Bdoomed shares meatspace encounters with C2H5OH that makes me feel like he's conflated his lives into a kind of cyborg. Almost as if that iPhone (or any other smartphone) was a limb at this point.

So... how would a drunk iPhone act? I'm curious ;)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on December 21, 2009, 10:06:16 AM
A drunk iPhone would act like a blackberry storm.  What, you clicked me? I didn't notice try again


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on January 13, 2010, 01:59:57 AM
Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light?
Or just another lost angel, city of night?

nah I'm not drunk, just jammin to The Doors, and the song I'm listening to right now (not L.A. Woman), Morrison is drunk/high as hell.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on January 23, 2010, 03:14:54 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yeah.  cheers folks.
tonight was crazy as FJKEORPJRKESL.
there was porn projected onto a building.  2 stories of porn. it was very weird.  very. very. very. weird.
and a 42 year old english guy without an english accent.  i dont think that counts as english.
and women making out.

aaaaah college.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Talia on January 23, 2010, 11:00:00 AM
it was very hot.  very. very. very. hot.


fixed that for you


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on January 23, 2010, 11:40:26 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yeah.  cheers folks.
tonight was crazy as FJKEORPJRKESL.
there was porn projected onto a building.  2 stories of porn.

I'm sure that's a violation of some law.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on January 23, 2010, 02:00:30 PM
I'm sure that's a violation of some law.
yeah probably.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Portrait in Flesh on January 23, 2010, 05:28:23 PM
2 stories of porn.

Porn has stories?

What are they teaching kids today in college?!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on February 13, 2010, 01:45:16 AM
ha.
yeah.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on March 18, 2010, 02:16:12 AM
WOOOO happy St. Patrick's day!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on March 18, 2010, 09:20:38 AM
2 stories of porn.

Porn has stories?

What are they teaching kids today in college?!

How to write porn stories?


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: oddpod on March 23, 2010, 10:55:04 AM
thares lots of fab porn whith storys! and not just daft porn vershon of *insert filmname hear*
its grate for watching whith youre good lady/jentalman

can higly recomend pirates and its sequel
NWS
http://www.piratesxxx.com/main.php

or vampire sex diarys
NWS
http://www.vampireerotica.net/liacarla/index.php/2010/02/15/vampire-sex-diaries/

both realy fun slabs of sexy chease :-)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: oddpod on March 23, 2010, 10:56:44 AM
also

way-hay my disertaton is done ! BLLLAAAARRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on March 23, 2010, 12:53:21 PM
also

way-hay my disertaton is done ! BLLLAAAARRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! Congrats dude.  Cheers KANPAI!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: oddpod on March 24, 2010, 03:56:45 AM
thanks :-)
i can now feald any questons you may have on the anthropemophisum of technolagy
other whise known as "how i stopped working and learned to love my toaster"


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on March 24, 2010, 01:26:46 PM
thares lots of fab porn whith storys! and not just daft porn vershon of *insert filmname hear*

Hey, don't be hatin' on Edward Penis-hands (starring Nikki Six!)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on March 26, 2010, 10:06:26 PM
Hahhhahahahaha yeah i'm so drunk.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on March 29, 2010, 09:32:13 AM
Hahhhahahahaha yeah i'm so drunk.

So what else is new Brian?  :P


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Boggled Coriander on April 01, 2010, 09:10:15 AM
So I think I just spent an evening with Taiwanese captains of industry drinking kaoliang (if you don't know what that is, it's on Wikipedia) for my job.  Uh, yes, for my job.

Yeah, I figure since the bottle I, uh, we, drank had pictures of the Taiwanese president and vice president on the label (yeah, really), I did good by drinking an official liquor of the Taiwanese people.  Yeah, I did good.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: lowky on April 02, 2010, 07:30:58 AM
So I think I just spent an evening with Taiwanese captains of industry drinking kaoliang (if you don't know what that is, it's on Wikipedia) for my job.  Uh, yes, for my job.

Yeah, I figure since the bottle I, uh, we, drank had pictures of the Taiwanese president and vice president on the label (yeah, really), I did good by drinking an official liquor of the Taiwanese people.  Yeah, I did good.

Reminds me of Spring festival in Wuhan.  We drank a bottle of Baijiu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baijiu) and to quote
Quote from: wikipedia
Because of its clarity, baijiu can appear similar to several other liquors, but generally has a significantly higher ABV than, for example, vodka  (35-50%), Japanese  shōchū (25%), or Korean soju (20-45%), and its flavour is distinctive and unique.

Which basically means that it tastes somewhat like (and can be used in place of) Paint Thinner.  The custom is to fill a smallish maybe 3-4oz glass to the top and then say Gan bei which means bottoms up.  We finished off the 1 liter bottle and then switched to Jack Daniels.  It was like drinking water in comparison.  None of the usual whiskey warmth or anything.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Boggled Coriander on April 02, 2010, 10:04:25 AM
I'm happy that post of mine made some sense, given my state of mind when I wrote it.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on April 02, 2010, 12:30:18 PM
I'm happy that post of mine made some sense, given my state of mind when I wrote it.
I dunno how you do it man.  Typing and sense making does not work for me at all when intoxicated.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: lowky on April 02, 2010, 01:47:03 PM
I'm happy that post of mine made some sense, given my state of mind when I wrote it.
I dunno how you do it man.  Typing and sense making does not work for me at all when intoxicated.
This implies you make sense when not intoxicated Bdoomed.  j/k  ;)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Wit Amidst Folly on April 03, 2010, 09:19:01 PM
Ugh, soju is just awful.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on April 03, 2010, 09:33:43 PM
This is one of my favorite threads. :P


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on April 29, 2010, 11:14:59 PM
It's that time again, folks.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: kibitzer on April 30, 2010, 04:51:34 AM
OH! MY GOD! It's full of stars...


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: CryptoMe on June 23, 2010, 02:14:16 PM
I am NOT drunk. That really WAS an earthquake!!!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 30, 2010, 11:19:57 PM
Woo.  :P


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 31, 2010, 02:36:02 AM
Woo.  :P

Oh man, we got a noise complaint and a cop came and everrything.

And there was blood in my bathroom in the sink and on the shower curtain becasue its' halloween and all and the cop wanted to use a bathroom so i was like "hey you can use mine but dont mind the blood, its fake!" it was hilarious.  wow im still drunk imma sleep now.

Awesome party. :P


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on January 23, 2011, 12:33:59 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahaha yup.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on January 23, 2011, 01:02:30 AM
still yup.  :D :P


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on January 23, 2011, 01:03:45 AM
oh my god still drunk and read the last post i meade and taht was like last halloween hahah whyd i type that this time!!??????? wtf!!!! that was so long ago i literelly have no recollection of typing that.  wow im do fakjsdl;fjesiopruaewi


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on January 23, 2011, 01:04:37 AM
o wait read the post before last post... hahahahaha wow.  ookay.  im makking a fool of myself.  imma goonna stop now.



i love you guys.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: kibitzer on January 23, 2011, 02:38:08 AM
we luv u 2 dude


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: FamilyGuy on January 23, 2011, 01:43:24 PM
I hope you left your katana in its scabbard.  I wouldn't want you to have to type with two fingers out of necessity.  ;-)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on January 23, 2011, 04:10:17 PM
Oh I did.  There was talk of people wanting to see it, and all I could think about was the katana thread, so I took it only a little out haha, put it back quickly.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on July 19, 2011, 01:40:40 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on July 19, 2011, 09:10:51 AM
(http://www.dancarlin.com/phpbb3/images/smilies/Drunk.gif)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Spindaddy on July 20, 2011, 08:45:41 PM
Now this is a quality source of entertainment!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on August 11, 2011, 01:35:01 AM
LULWUT?!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS CRAZY.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 06, 2011, 12:52:41 PM
I feel I should let everyone know that I turn 21 on Saturday.
Yup.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Fenrix on October 06, 2011, 04:47:09 PM
I feel I should let everyone know that I turn 21 on Saturday.
Yup.

I look forward to your late Saturday/early Sunday posts.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Spindaddy on October 06, 2011, 08:16:03 PM
Drinking on your 21st birthday is fun if you pace yourself.

Having your stomach pumped on your 21st birthday is not.

Trust me, I've been at both places. Pace yourself and beware of the crazy drinks.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: danooli on October 08, 2011, 09:33:29 AM
I feel I should let everyone know that I turn 21 on Saturday.
Yup.

Happy birthday!

(http://www.nightcruiser.com.au/wa/perth/birthday/21st_birthday.gif)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 08, 2011, 01:05:11 PM
:) thanks!


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 09, 2011, 03:58:39 AM
Blarg druuuuuuuuuuuuunk :)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: kibitzer on October 09, 2011, 05:46:47 AM
Blarg druuuuuuuuuuuuunk :)

Happy 21?


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Ocicat on October 09, 2011, 01:08:35 PM
Happy 21!  Question is, did you have to buy your own drinks?


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 09, 2011, 03:08:08 PM
:D It was a happy 21.  I didn't buy my own drinks :P


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Scattercat on October 09, 2011, 03:13:26 PM
I remember my 21st birthday...

I bought my first-ever beer and drank almost half of it over the course of the meal.  Crazy times, crazy times...


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 09, 2011, 03:18:07 PM
Haha, nice.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: iamafish on October 09, 2011, 05:10:10 PM
I can't imagine my 21st will be all that special, given that I live in a country where you become old enough to drink at the same age as you become old enough to vote.

But I hope you had a good one.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 10, 2011, 01:18:25 AM
Probably the best birthday I've ever had, and maybe one of the best overall days I've ever had.  And not just because of the alcohol ;)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 28, 2011, 11:12:58 PM
So you all might like this.  Drunk as I type this on my iPhone btw...
Last night I went with my girlfriend to a bar, she is underage and did 4 shots of vodka prior... Way too many in hindsight (she's tiny).  Anyway eventually she gets sick and I decide to lead her home.  I'm also inebriated.  I decide I really have to pee at one point.  So I do, oblivious as to where I am.  Mid-pee, some asshole flashes his brights at me so I flick him off.  Then I hear "you flicked off the wrong person".  Police lights flash and I say "oh man, sorry officer, but can I finish peeing?". He lets me, very nice of him.

Turns out I'm peeing on the alachua county courthouse.  And flicked off a cop while doing it.  :D!!!

$221 fine for urinating in public, and I assured the officer that I knew not where I was peeing and meant nothing by it.

I think it's friggin hilarious and rockstar.

Anyway... That was last night haha.  Drunk again tonight and party tomorrow night.  <3 u all.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Talia on October 28, 2011, 11:38:03 PM
Oops. :p



Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 29, 2011, 12:11:34 AM
Yeah... pretty much.  :)
Epic
Rockstar.
regret it, but don't at the same time.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Spindaddy on November 02, 2011, 01:06:26 AM
It little stories like that which give you a funny story to share at a party every now and again, but the best part will come about 15-20 years later when you are talking to your teenager about things "not to do" in public...


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 04, 2011, 09:39:26 PM
ldrunk again, but legally.

<3 you all.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: iamafish on November 09, 2011, 09:49:08 PM
my turn to be drunk, bitches.

you are all lovely people.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on November 09, 2011, 10:13:57 PM
*cheers to that*  You are lovely people as well, iamafish.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: iamafish on December 21, 2011, 10:47:59 PM
I'm drunk again. awwwwwwwkwwwwwwwward.

you are STILL lovely people.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on December 22, 2011, 11:38:31 PM
:)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Talia on December 22, 2011, 11:39:43 PM
You kids are so cute :P


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: iamafish on December 23, 2011, 09:12:36 AM
it's worrying that when I get home drunk, my first instinct it to inform the internet that I'm drunk...


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on December 23, 2011, 11:28:34 PM
I wouldn't worry about it.  It's good for you.  The internet is good for you.  Jooooin us.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Fenrix on December 24, 2011, 02:38:51 AM
Gooble gobble


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: kibitzer on December 24, 2011, 06:48:15 AM
it's worrying that when I get home drunk, my first instinct it to inform the internet that I'm drunk...

Well, this is a safe, little part of Teh Innernets. We won't tell anyone.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Spindaddy on December 25, 2011, 11:56:49 PM
it's worrying that when I get home drunk, my first instinct it to inform the internet that I'm drunk...
It only becomes a problem when your first instinct is to post about it and you find a posts that says "Yes we know." and the post is within 10 minutes of you logging on your computer.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: kibitzer on December 30, 2011, 02:38:12 AM
it's worrying that when I get home drunk, my first instinct it to inform the internet that I'm drunk...

Now listen, don't quote me on this: http://bash.org/?201579


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on August 11, 2012, 11:58:45 PM
Threadomancy with a side of Irish car bombs.

>_< more drunk than I've been in a long while.
This is like... The best forum ever. Seriously, I love you guys. And girls.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: kibitzer on August 12, 2012, 07:06:43 AM
...and we love you. :)


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on October 16, 2013, 10:45:41 PM
Ich bin ein bischen blau.  Varum.  Tsugi wa Daikaiju da.  Yo soy feliz.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Fenrix on October 17, 2013, 02:48:02 PM
Ich bin ein bischen blau.  Varum.  Tsugi wa Daikaiju da.  Yo soy feliz.

Seeing as you're babbling in three non-native languages, I'd say it's more than a bit.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: stePH on October 23, 2013, 02:10:35 PM
Brian is apparently the first of the three types of drunk, as enumerated by Gabriel Iglesias:

  • I love you!
  • I hate you!
  • 'mere.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Bdoomed on September 15, 2017, 06:25:27 PM
THREADOMANCY. yep.


Title: Re: MY GOD!
Post by: Ocicat on September 15, 2017, 08:05:53 PM
Bdoomed: getting drunk since November 09, 2008.