Escape Artists
PseudoPod => About Pseudopod => Topic started by: Zathras on January 23, 2009, 03:46:59 AM
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I don't know what the heck I'm talking about, so I need the other audience members to help me out!
You walk in a bar and see Ben Phillips and Alasdair Stuart, what do you see?
I see Ben sitting at a booth in the corner, cigarette smoke around him, drinking whiskey from a highball glass his look alone tells you to fuck off. Alasdair is sitting at the bar playing NTN Trivia and kicking butt at it. He's drinking for free because he's been winning bar bets.
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ha, Ben would also continue to eye you as you walk around the bar.
Alasdair would also have 3-4 ladies around him, pretending to understand his wit because they think the other girls do too
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I heard the last time Al was in a bar he killed a man just for looking at him.
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I heard that the spat was, in fact, over a woman. Apparantly, he got into a fight over a cajun queen, and a crashin' blow from a huge right hand sent a Louisana fellow to the Promised Land. Ben helped him dispose of the body.
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Ben's really good with a chainsaw.
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I heard that the spat was, in fact, over a woman. Apparantly, he got into a fight over a cajun queen, and a crashin' blow from a huge right hand sent a Louisana fellow to the Promised Land. Ben helped him dispose of the body.
In a coal mine!
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Alisdair is gazing wistfully in the vague direction of England (or, more specifically, the Isle Of Man) and Ben is just gazing.
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Feel free to fill me in on other aspects of their lives, too! I really don't want to know where Ben hides the bodies. (I don't want to have to appear in court)
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pig farm
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The Deadwood pig farm, wasn't it?
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But what about the Ninjaterns?
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merely made up to prevent ben al and the nice slush reader from engaging in a suicide pact due to desperate loneliness
much like myself
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i know Al in person :-)
but fear for my life if i share his secrets.
one thing i can tell you is this, we invariably meat when
A, i am dressed up as an undead
B, at a wedding
C, a combination of the too
100% true, ask the man (if you dare!!!)
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All of the above is true:)
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i know Al too... but he doesn't know me... *shifty eyes*, *creepy grin*
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A, i am dressed up as an unread
Cover unbent, spine intact, pages unruffled?
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maybe even some plastic covering the whole thing. nice, fresh new sticker on the cover flaunting a low price.
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A, i am dressed up as an unread
Cover unbent, spine intact, pages unruffled?
gar!!!
i can not spell check and have my posts ilegabul or i can spell chech and have them mean something totaly differant :(
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Hey, I knew where you were coming from. And remember, not only have I seen what a remarkable zombie you make (I especially liked the meat hook:)) but am all too aware of your cunning undead survival plan. Trust me sir, you're in the winners circle.
The one behind the REALLY high wall with all the zombies outside.
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:-)
so will thare still be psudopod after the Z day?
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so will thare still be psudopod after the Z day?
Voice of the resistance, sir. Voice of the resistance:)
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:-)
so will thare still be psudopod after the Z day?
Voice of the resistance, sir. Voice of the resistance:)
If they don't switch sides!
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so will thare still be psudopod after the Z day?
Voice of the resistance, sir. Voice of the resistance:)
If they don't switch sides!
I think PP is already on the other side. Have you seen Ben's picture in his avatar? That was just a snapshot after a lunch with the sponsors.
We're watching you, Al. Don't think for a second you you can get away with it.
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Someone needs to tell Ben that if he eats the sponsors they can't give any money.
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I am for some reason suddenly reminded of the trailer a friend of mine and I imagined for the Friends spin off we actually wanted to see; At Home with the Bings.
All it was was Chandler pancaked against a door which someone on the other side of is hammering at. He whips round, smiles a little hysterically and says 'I'm really sorry, she's not normally like this.'
Flash cut to:
AT HOME WITH THE BINGS, COMING THIS FALL
Oddly, we also used EXACTLY the same trailer for the other Buffy spin off that should have happened, centred on Xander and Anya:)
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To clarify my earlier post:
Maybe you shouldn't tell Ben to, "have the sponsors for lunch," as this can be taken in more ways than one.
I'm going to go relisten to some PP zombie stories now.
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i am going to re-inforce the baricade :-)
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The scariest thing about Al sitting at any bar would be the fact he would be drinking tea. You have to wonder what he expects to happen that he needs to keep sober for . . .
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The price of vigilance is eternal tea drinking:)
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The price of vigilance is eternal tea drinking:)
Just be careful. Make sure there's no dormouse in the teapot.
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so will thare still be psudopod after the Z day?
"It's Death, Jim, but not as we know it."