I'm feeling a little cheated. Yeah, she did those other things, but becoming Coruscating Queen Of All The Realms is something for another story, apparently.
Otherwise, I had a big grin on my face throughout this story. The protagonist being a sort of big attitude, no nonsense, get things done despite the shortcomings of the companions kind of hero was something I found highly amusing.
Also, seemed to be competing for longest title with the ever classic, "How I Mounted Goldie (ETC)" (EP 169), except the protagonist of that story actually did all the things in the title.