For lack of anything better to do in my work fantasy football league, I write weekly previews of the matchups and make comments about the teams. Next week, I've decided, is Steampunk Week:
Bad Newz Kennels = Ye Olde Kennels of Malicious Intent
Doo Rockers (my team) = Those Who Play Baroque Music in the Style of Doo
Next Best Thing = A Thing That May Be The Upcoming Attraction
War Monkeys = Primates Who Battle
Monsters = Headless Horsemen; Also, Witches
Chumps = Jesters; Also, Fools
BoSox = Footwear of Bostonians
Jagged Little Pill = Medication That Does Not Go Down Painlessly, Though It Is Small
Bizzaro = Strange; Also, Unusual
Remembralls = Devices That Aid In The Remembering of Forgotten Items
Gladiators = Champions of Fisticuffs
Any suggestions to improve these, either by lengthening or changing words, are welcome.