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« Reply #140 on: February 01, 2008, 02:55:45 PM »

(funny they never said which one.  Obviously they meant Odin).
Obviously.
For it is the word of N-sh.


Couldn't be Odin... Eros would make sense though.  Do I get to be a heretic, now?  Cheesy

Make a list of your credentials and submit them to the High Priest and Priestess in triplicate.


In my case, it should probably be a list of incredentials...
thats enough incredentials for me.
i think TAD is TCoRN's first heretic.

such is the word of N_sh.
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« Reply #141 on: February 05, 2008, 04:11:45 AM »

(funny they never said which one.  Obviously they meant Odin).
Obviously.
For it is the word of N-sh.


Couldn't be Odin... Eros would make sense though.  Do I get to be a heretic, now?  Cheesy

Make a list of your credentials and submit them to the High Priest and Priestess in triplicate.


In my case, it should probably be a list of incredentials...
thats enough incredentials for me.
i think TAD is TCoRN's first heretic.

such is the word of N_sh.

An official Heretic,  I'm so proud.
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« Reply #142 on: February 05, 2008, 06:27:27 PM »

Welcome Heretic!
May you long suffer for your abominations against N-sh!
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« Reply #143 on: February 05, 2008, 06:50:32 PM »

Welcome Heretic!
May you long suffer for your abominations against N-sh!

RAWK!!  Do I get to be hated and hunted just on my own merits (looks & personality, etc.) or do I need to nail 95 feces to a church?  (I'd rather not, because I really quite respect private property.)
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« Reply #144 on: February 05, 2008, 07:29:38 PM »

its okay, you are inherently hated.  you dont have to do anything.
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« Reply #145 on: March 10, 2008, 11:36:06 AM »

This just in from the Vatican - the list of mortal sins is being updated.  Fox is reporting that "ruining the environment" is one of the additions.  Quoting Fox News:

"It holds mortal sins to be “grave violations of the Ten Commandments and the Beatitudes,” including murder, contraception, abortion, perjury, adultery and lust.

The Catechism of the Catholic Church states that “immediately after death the souls of those who die in a state of mortal sin descend into Hell.”

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« Reply #146 on: March 10, 2008, 03:36:44 PM »

New mortal sins:
Quote from: The Pope
Drug abuse
Genetic manipulation
Morally dubious experimentation
Environmental pollution
Social inequalities
Social injustice
Causing poverty
Accumulating excessive wealth at the expense of the common good

They seem a little more open to interpretation to the old deadly sins.  Is using a styrofoam cup something one should attend confession for?  Driving to work?  That's pollution, right?  Is recreational use of drugs abuse?  Do legal drugs count?  I think the Catholic church raised more questions than they answered.

Edited because I can't spel.
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« Reply #147 on: March 10, 2008, 04:09:06 PM »

New mortal sins:
Quote from: The Pope
Drug abuse
Genetic manipulation
Morally dubious experimentation
Environmental pollution
Social inequalities
Social injustice
Causing poverty
Accumulating excessive welath at the expense of the common good

They seem a little more open to interpretation to the old deadly sins.  Is using a styrofoam cup something one should attend confession for?  Driving to work?  That's pollution, right?  Is recreational use of drugs abuse?  Do legal drugs count?  I think the Catholic church raised more questions than they answered.

Hey, the church trying to get people to think.  That's a new one!
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« Reply #148 on: March 10, 2008, 06:36:13 PM »

Quote from: The Hairy Tick of TCoRN
Drug abuse - I'm very kind to all drugs (+1)
Genetic manipulation - that just sounds naughty; does choosing a hot wife count? (?)
Morally dubious experimentation - WTF?  How ELSE am I to select an eight-cylinder V-8 diesel marital aid without I experiment with it first? (-1)
Environmental pollution - Oh... but diesel is cleaner than it used to be...  (-1)
Social inequalities - Like not allowing female priests? (-1)
Social injustice - Like not allowing female priests? (-1)
Causing poverty - My own or someone else's?  (-1)
Accumulating excessive welath at the expense of the common good - Oh, great... we should just change our name to "United States Hades" and get it over with.  (-1)

Hmmm -5; well, nailing the 95 Theses would be littering, so I guess I'd better not...  and I'd tell you that was all tongue-in-cheek, but I fear the ambiguous "morally dubious" umbrella might shadow me!
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