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Tango Alpha Delta

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Reply #25 on: January 30, 2008, 02:41:23 AM
  She's happy, I'm happy I suppose...


;)   The key to happiness, in a sausage skin!

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Reply #26 on: January 30, 2008, 11:15:07 AM
  She's happy, I'm happy I suppose...


;)   The key to happiness, in a sausage skin!
:o

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Reply #27 on: January 31, 2008, 02:39:32 AM
  She's happy, I'm happy I suppose...


;)   The key to happiness, in a sausage skin!
:o

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Oh, dear... I was going to say "in a nutshell", but I was afraid it would be taken the wrong way...

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Reply #28 on: February 10, 2008, 11:59:10 PM
Horse Bacon Sushi
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three words that you just can't put together, and yet there it is.


Isn't that also an ice cream flavor in Japan?
Holy crap.  I thought you were joking.  I just found this...



Basashi = horse sashimi



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Reply #29 on: February 11, 2008, 03:19:40 AM
Horse Bacon Sushi
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three words that you just can't put together, and yet there it is.


Isn't that also an ice cream flavor in Japan?
Holy crap.  I thought you were joking.  I just found this...

Basashi = horse sashimi

Believe me, I wish I had made that up... but thank you for finding proof that I didn't.  NOW will you people take me seriously???  (I hope not.)

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Reply #30 on: February 11, 2008, 08:22:54 AM
Horse Bacon Sushi
...
three words that you just can't put together, and yet there it is.


Isn't that also an ice cream flavor in Japan?
Holy crap.  I thought you were joking.  I just found this...

Basashi = horse sashimi

Believe me, I wish I had made that up... but thank you for finding proof that I didn't.  NOW will you people take me seriously???  (I hope not.)

This whole thread has gotten very unsettling.



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Reply #31 on: February 11, 2008, 08:25:53 AM
This whole thread has gotten very unsettling.

So you were fine with cannibalism but have find horse-flavored ice-cream a lot more disturbing?

I knew there was a reason I didn't join your church...



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Reply #32 on: February 11, 2008, 08:39:42 AM
This whole thread has gotten very unsettling.

So you were fine with cannibalism but have find horse-flavored ice-cream a lot more disturbing?

I knew there was a reason I didn't join your church...

The church is invitation only.  And meat flavored ice cream is just wrong.



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Reply #33 on: February 11, 2008, 08:45:04 AM
This whole thread has gotten very unsettling.

So you were fine with cannibalism but have find horse-flavored ice-cream a lot more disturbing?

I knew there was a reason I didn't join your church...

The church is invitation only.

That's what Jesus thought, too.

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  And meat flavored ice cream is just wrong.

And that's how the whole "seperate the meat and dairy" thing started for the Jews.



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Reply #34 on: February 11, 2008, 11:21:16 AM
This whole thread has gotten very unsettling.

So you were fine with cannibalism but have find horse-flavored ice-cream a lot more disturbing?

I knew there was a reason I didn't join your church...

The church is invitation only.  And meat flavored ice cream is just wrong.


Just try and tell that to a Kzinti...

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Russell Nash

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Reply #35 on: February 11, 2008, 06:12:18 PM
This whole thread has gotten very unsettling.

So you were fine with cannibalism but have find horse-flavored ice-cream a lot more disturbing?

I knew there was a reason I didn't join your church...

The church is invitation only.

That's what Jesus thought, too.

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  And meat flavored ice cream is just wrong.

And that's how the whole "seperate the meat and dairy" thing started for the Jews.

I didn't know the jews were making ice cream back then.



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Reply #36 on: April 02, 2008, 11:27:39 PM
http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/cannibal_lunch

I could feed 12 cannibals...not bad.

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Reply #37 on: April 03, 2008, 06:29:32 PM



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Reply #38 on: April 03, 2008, 08:24:51 PM
You people disturb me. Yet..


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Reply #39 on: April 04, 2008, 02:34:02 AM


Yeah, but most of that is brains... I could feed like, 20 zombies.  :P

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Reply #40 on: April 04, 2008, 01:35:08 PM
13 Cannibals. Cool. 

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Reply #41 on: April 05, 2008, 11:30:21 AM


Not bad.
Too bad zombies would starve to death.


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Reply #42 on: April 07, 2008, 06:14:34 PM
16 Cannibals, but they'd be VERY full, and have indigestion afterwards



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Reply #43 on: April 07, 2008, 06:33:40 PM
16 Cannibals, but they'd be VERY full, and have indigestion afterwards

Yeah, the good news for my cannibals is that just like inflation, my girth continues to increase.  The longer they wait to harvest me the more they'll be able to feed. 

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Reply #44 on: June 02, 2008, 07:11:27 AM
... Then his tone got very, very serious, looked me straight in the eye and he told me, "you know, humans taste a lot like pork."
Oh goodie. I was getting tired of creatures that "taste like chicken".

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The most exotic meats I've have had are probably polar bear, and muskox. I preferred the muskox.

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Reply #45 on: June 02, 2008, 12:06:07 PM
The most exotic meats I've have had are probably polar bear, and muskox. I preferred the muskox.
So what did they taste like?

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Reply #46 on: June 02, 2008, 01:11:39 PM
The most exotic meats I've have had are probably polar bear, and muskox. I preferred the muskox.
So what did they taste like?

Obligatory Chicken.

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