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on: December 03, 2019, 05:36:29 PM
Escape Pod 708: Into the Paddock

Author: Nathan Susnik
Narrator: Trendane Sparks
Host: Tina Connolly
Audio Producer: Summer Brooks

Escape Pod 708: Into the Paddock is an Escape Pod original.


Content Warning: Contains abundant amounts of swearing.

“We need a shitload of Bunnies®. How fast can you get me a shitload of Bunnies®?” says Schneider, walking into my office.

Sort of.

Okay, fine. I don’t have an office, and Schneider is calling on ShareSpace™ over the ol’ intercerebral implant, so she’s not walking.

I’m in The Orchard scraping gum off of my shoe and watching a bunch of kids pluck ripe apples from plastic trees. A kid throws an apple at The Barn. It goes wide. I laugh. Another one hits the side , and then Schneider just sort of appears. She hovers in the air all ghostly for a while until I pinch her down on the Dirt Path and answer the call. That’s when she says the Bunnies® thing.

Schneider has three moods:
1. Depressive
2. Belligerent
3. Depressive/belligerent

She’s belligerent ninety percent of the time, so I throw on VulgaBlock™.

“What happened to the Bunnies®?” I say.

She shrugs. “They died.”


“Do I look like a [fornicating] veterinarian?”

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