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on: January 29, 2020, 06:56:20 AM
PodCastle 611: Yo, Rapunzel!

Author: Kyle Kirrin
Narrators: Alasdair Stuart, C. L. Clark, Setsu Uzume, Matt Dovey, Jen R. Albert, Peter Behravesh, and Mur Lafferty
Host: Setsu Uzume
Audio Producer: Peter Behravesh

PodCastle 611: Yo, Rapunzel! is a PodCastle original.

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Show Notes
Rated R, for ridiculous, with sprinklings of boardgames, box wine, and profanity.



And lo, the Princess said: “Motherfucker, I am content.”

“But Princess!” said the Knight, from the base of the Princess’ tower. His armor-clad ass was parked atop a huge black stallion, which the Princess found not only pompous, but entirely predictable. “You misunderstand; I’m here to save you from — ”

“Hold up,” said the Princess. “Exactly what part of girl-lives-in-her-own-goddamned-tower implies a need for rescue?”

“Well, I — ”

“Do you have any idea how many women would kill for a tower off in the wilderness? I am fucking blessed.”

“Princess,” said the Knight, “that’s all well and good, but this isn’t your place. You belong — ”

“Perpetually pregnant in a castle that smells like chlamydia? Pass.”

“M’lady, please. I only want what’s best for you.”




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Reply #1 on: January 30, 2020, 04:01:07 AM
What a hilarious episode!  Loved hearing the voices of the different staff members.  Cherie and ... Peter, I think? ... did a fantastic job as the two non-lovers.  Congratulations to all!