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Author Topic: We Need a FAQ (or something)  (Read 45644 times)
Thaurismunths
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« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2008, 10:20:10 AM »

Quote from: Quasi-Existant FAQ
Prime Directive: Have Fun. (Yes, this means you.)

Rules:
1. Obey the usual laws of Space-Time
2. Do not talk about Fight Club

6. There is no rule 6.

27.  No sobbing.

33. No, you could not have been a contender in this reality or the ±20 closest parallel dimensions.

37:  The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only.  If you have to load or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE.

42:  All persons over a mile in height must leave the forums.

I'd say we're off to a good start.


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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2008, 11:07:04 AM »

Just thought of a couple more:

Quote from: Non-existent FAQ
Rule #8:  Sirana looks exactly like Marv and if you don't believe him he's gonna kick your ass and take your coat.

Rule #9: stePH looks exactly like Eeyore and if you don't believe him he's gonna kick your ass and take your coat.
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« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2008, 12:58:08 PM »

Quote from: Quasi-Existant FAQ
Prime Directive: Have Fun. (Yes, this means you.)

Rules:
1. Obey the usual laws of Space-Time
2. Do not talk about Fight Club

4.  I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out

6. There is no rule 6.

8.  Sirana looks exactly like Marv and if you don't believe him he's gonna kick your ass and take your coat.
9.  stePH thinks he belongs in the rules.

13.  All threads shall devolve into silliness.

27.  No sobbing.

29.  All persons over nine hundred years old or with several clones must self-declare.

33. No, you could not have been a contender in this reality or the ±20 closest parallel dimensions.

37:  The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only.  If you have to load or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE.

42:  All persons over a mile in height must leave the forums.

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« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2008, 03:29:14 PM »

Quote from: Quasi-Existant FAQ
11. Vampires, Elves, and grey aliens must report to the office of stereotypes.
19. Yes, it's Science Fiction. 
20. No, it's not sexist.
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« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2008, 04:33:53 PM »

 Cheesy I love #19-20!  Nice!
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« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2008, 09:58:44 PM »

Quote from: Quasi-Existant FAQ
3. Your reality is not his reality is not her reality is not our reality is not my reality. It may also be broken, and you're paying for it.
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« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2008, 11:41:24 PM »

Quote from: Quotes from Quasi-non-existent wiki FAQ

3.142857 - (This rule is why I don't eat cake.)

5. Dudes, seriously, this could *totally* go in the wiki (and then I wouldn't lose track of the numbers)

69. See rule 20.

666. Rule of the Beast: Do not feed the Beast... to PsuedoPod.

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« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2008, 01:27:48 AM »

Rule #666 has been changed to Rule#616.
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Thaurismunths
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« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2008, 06:30:45 AM »

Quote from: Quotes from Quasi-non-existent wiki FAQ

3.142857 - (This rule is why [urlhttp://forum.escapeartists.info/index.php?action=post;quote=31117;topic=1765.20;num_replies=27;sesc=014e75a4a79717ce03c70ccf4b4edba3
Post reply=http://forum.escapeartists.info/index.php?topic=1187.0]I don't eat cake[/url].)
Pardon my nerding: It's 3.141592 Smiley

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14. No threads may be started after sunset on Friday the 13th if it is a blue moon, for it shall unmake the world.

15. Ben Phillips is not a member of the Illuminati and Alasdair has not sold his soul to the devil. Parties insisting on further inquiries in to these topics may be subject to total erasure of their existence and/or eternal damnation.

16. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2008, 02:58:52 PM »

thanks I thought I was the only one that knew what pi was past 2 places lol
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« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2008, 03:50:51 PM »

thanks I thought I was the only one that knew what pi was past 2 places lol

Oops.  *chagrin*  I thought I was being clever, and divided 22/7 by mistake.

*slap*  Bad, bad, fat fingers!
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« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2008, 02:49:09 PM »

thanks I thought I was the only one that knew what pi was past 2 places lol
To be a real pi geek, you need to memorise it to the Feynman Point.
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« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2008, 11:53:47 AM »

Quote from: Quotes from Quasi-non-existent wiki FAQ
56. Bdoomed is NOT a maid

78. All threads must slowly devolve into either silliness or boxing matches

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I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?
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« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2008, 12:13:37 PM »

Quote from: Quasi-Existant FAQ
19. Yes, it's Science Fiction. 
19.a. Yes, it's fantasy.
19.b. Yes, it's horror. 
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« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2008, 12:38:42 PM »

Quote from: Quotes from Quasi-non-existent wiki FAQ
56. Bdoomed is NOT a maid

78. All threads must slowly devolve into either silliness or boxing matches


I would like to bring point 56 to a vote.  I believe the current version is false.
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« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2008, 01:03:09 PM »

you cant put it to a vote, but you can try to pass an amendment for a latter rule.  I'll fight it tho.
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Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?
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« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2008, 01:07:46 PM »

Then I just bring it up for review.  I still think it's false. 

I would like to avoid amendments.  Anytime some group doesn't get their way, they try to pass an amendment.
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Thaurismunths
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« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2008, 11:18:13 AM »

Quote from: Quotes from Quasi-non-existent wiki FAQ
56. Bdoomed is NOT a maid

78. All threads must slowly devolve into either silliness or boxing matches


57. Bdoomed is a Janitorial Engineer
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« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2008, 12:48:12 PM »

rofl
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« Reply #39 on: July 24, 2008, 12:14:01 AM »

*snip* I'll fight it tho.
you are already invoking 78? we are only on page 2...
I guess I mis read it when I though it said "slowly devolve"
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