Author Topic: Hey... why not post this...  (Read 4275 times)

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on: July 27, 2008, 06:47:16 PM

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #1 on: July 28, 2008, 12:46:47 AM
I have a FSM Simulacrum gazing down at me with his unblinking googly eyes, from the shelf above my monitor as we speak type.

It's a comfort to me to know He's always there. Sessile, eternal.

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Reply #2 on: July 28, 2008, 04:22:31 AM
I have a FSM Simulacrum gazing down at me with his unblinking googly eyes, from the shelf above my monitor as we speak type.

It's a comfort to me to know He's always there. Sessile, eternal.


Only the FSM Himself is sessile and eternal -- all representations are temporal, and unless you glued it to the shelf, it's not even sessile.

Asserting that a mere representation contains the eternal essence of the FSM is, I believe, a rather serious heresy....

"My whole job is in the space between 'should be' and 'is.' It's a big space."


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Reply #3 on: July 28, 2008, 07:55:24 AM
Ugh,  I hate theology fights.



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Reply #4 on: July 28, 2008, 12:09:43 PM
praise N-sh

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #5 on: July 28, 2008, 04:18:18 PM
"Why not post this?" ... because it's really silly?

No, wait ... this is the "Gallimaufry" section of the Escape Artists forums.  Need a better reason than that.

As you were ...

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Reply #6 on: August 07, 2008, 08:47:55 AM
... all representations are temporal, and unless you glued it to the shelf, it's not even sessile.
It is merely a simulacrum after all. And the shelf itself is not truly sessile either.

RAmen.

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Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 04:18:07 PM

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #8 on: February 02, 2009, 03:58:49 AM