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Author Topic: PodCastle Miniature 010: The Desires of Houses  (Read 11492 times)
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« on: September 05, 2008, 08:52:43 PM »

PodCastle Miniature 010: The Desires of Houses

By Haddayr Copley-Woods
Read by Rachel Swirsky
First appeared in Strange Horizons (full text online)

The floor is sulking. She almost always wears shoes in the basement, and the cement lies all day in agony listening to the first floor’s boards sighing loudly in ecstasy at the touch of her bare heels.

All it can hope for in its slow, cold way is that the woman will scoop the cat boxes, squatting on her heels, after she starts a load of laundry. Today oh joy oh joy she does. The floor is practically writhing at the smell of her (she always showers after the scooping, so her scent is thick)—the tangy rich odor. The cement feels (or maybe it’s just wishful thinking) just a bit of her damp warmth.

But then she is sweeping the floor, oblivious as always to the swooning house around her, ruining the floor’s pleasure with the horrible scented litter she sweeps up and tosses back in the box.

She yanks open the dryer, who feels violated and then guilty for enjoying it, dumps the hot, panting shirts and shorts into a basket, and heads back upstairs, carefully turning off the lights to avoid the lecture about electricity the man will give her later if she doesn’t. Even minutes later, the cords are still shaking in the darkness.


Rated R. Contains desire.
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 11:26:32 PM »

humm

Bored housewife self gratification. This immidiatly struck me as the sort of story I've have written if I felt underappriciated (but I'm not, I'm worshipped as is my due).  It made me sad - that the couple wern't communicating their issues with each other. That the only love we saw anyone getting was the unrequited love of household things. The reading was kinda hot, and I feel slightly dirty now, but am afraid that if I shower my tub will resent me.
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2008, 11:09:22 AM »

Um.. "Broad, fleshy rump of the man..."

Dude...when did this become a Harlaquin podcast?!   Huh

I can say this one was one that rocketed right towards the bottom of my list of PodCastle podcasts.

EDIT:  Okay, it was creative though.  That much, I do admit and admire.
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2008, 01:38:47 PM »

Didn't turn my crank.
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2008, 02:01:43 PM »

If walls could talk, these would be writing trashy romance novels!

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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2008, 02:21:50 PM »

I've always loved this particular story of Haddayr's -- short, sexy, funny, and clever with just enough pain to make it poignant.  I realize that I may be in the minority here with my appreciation of it, but I am very glad that it was chosen for Podcastle.

Hmm
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2008, 02:22:27 PM »

I've always loved this particular story of Haddayr's -- short, sexy, funny, and clever with just enough pain to make it poignant.  I realize that I may be in the minority here with my appreciation of it, but I am very glad that it was chosen for Podcastle.

Hmm

I liked it. Bit of a change up and the narration was perfectly toned.

P.S. I just realized that that was your initials and not a sound.
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2008, 02:46:34 PM »

I really liked this one.  Well written, well read.  And it seems like anyone else writing this would have done it with less brevity, which would have killed it.  This is what flash is supposed to do, stuff you can't do in more space, because it falls down if you try.  Good choice, PC.

Thematically I liked the tension between the house pieces' inability to communicate desire contrasted with the living couple's unwillingness to.
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2008, 05:52:22 PM »

P.S. I just realized that that was your initials and not a sound.

Yes!  Very perceptive of you. 

Most people don't realize that, so they think I am constantly humming or something...

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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2008, 08:04:44 PM »

I really liked this one.  Well written, well read.  And it seems like anyone else writing this would have done it with less brevity, which would have killed it.  This is what flash is supposed to do, stuff you can't do in more space, because it falls down if you try.  Good choice, PC.

Thematically I liked the tension between the house pieces' inability to communicate desire contrasted with the living couple's unwillingness to.

Well said!
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2008, 01:21:14 AM »

While I didn't dislike it per se, it was a couple ten penny nails away from being really creepy horror. It didn't come across that way in the story, but I just thought it was really close. Overall, not quite my cup of tea. I didn't care about the house at all, but I did think that the man of the house, seems wrong to use that term is this case, needed a two by four upside the head and a lesson in how to build a happy home. He was certainly no stud, that's not sure. Ok, I'll stop hammering you with puns now.
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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2008, 03:13:34 PM »

I liked this one very much, for two reasons:

A - I loved the last sentence. Until the last sentence I was a bit dubious about the premise, but the last sentence was so perfect it made everything work.

B - Great reading. It was obvious Rachel was having a lot of fun with it, and it was contagious.
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« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2008, 10:56:43 AM »

I really liked this one.  Well written, well read.  And it seems like anyone else writing this would have done it with less brevity, which would have killed it.  This is what flash is supposed to do, stuff you can't do in more space, because it falls down if you try.  Good choice, PC.

Thematically I liked the tension between the house pieces' inability to communicate desire contrasted with the living couple's unwillingness to.

You said FLASH  Grin 

Eh, at least now I know why my wife is contemplating being a stay-at-home mom...
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« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2008, 08:57:53 AM »

Heh heh, this one was just so much fun. Yay houseporn!

Reminds me of what I think (??) was an old EP episode from a good while back, about sentient houses that got up, walked around and even mated with each other.
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« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2008, 09:40:34 AM »

"sentient houses that got up, walked around and even mated with each other. "

Single White Farmhouse by Heather Shaw.
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« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2008, 11:06:20 AM »

Good, but not my cup of tea.  Kinda creepy - hope my house doesn't think that way about me and my wife.
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« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2008, 12:41:19 PM »

"sentient houses that got up, walked around and even mated with each other. "

Single White Farmhouse by Heather Shaw.

Ah yes. Thanks.

That was fun too. I'm a fan of stories of anthropomorphized (if thats the correct usage of the term) objects.
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« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2008, 04:51:12 PM »

This was a very strange piece of erotica. I didn't dislike it, but I don't know if I actually enjoyed it.
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« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2008, 04:57:44 PM »

This was a very strange piece of erotica. I didn't dislike it, but I don't know if I actually enjoyed it.

I'm pretty sure that I didn't. 
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« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2008, 05:43:37 PM »

This was a very strange piece of erotica. I didn't dislike it, but I don't know if I actually enjoyed it.

I'm pretty sure that I didn't. 

I think I'm going to go home and scrub my toilet...  oh the visions in my head on that one!  I hope my house doesn't uhh.... "spring an unexpected leak" from my vigorous scrubbing actions...
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