As I've mentioned before, the Lyttle Lytton contest
has the ability to reduce me to a helpless, giggling mass for several minutes on end.
The 2010 winners
are out. My day has already gotten off to a good start. Here are some of my favorites (though without Adam's wonderful commentary):
“You are the greatest human in the world,” the dragon told the boy who desperately wanted to be a dragon, too.
“Hearken,” he spake, drawing thither, “and alight thine eyes on yon comely maiden betwixt such knaves as they.”
“Great Caesar’s Ghost!” Amy sputtered. “What glorious lovemaking!”