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« Reply #120 on: October 09, 2011, 05:46:47 AM »

Blarg druuuuuuuuuuuuunk Smiley

Happy 21?
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« Reply #121 on: October 09, 2011, 01:08:35 PM »

Happy 21!  Question is, did you have to buy your own drinks?
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« Reply #122 on: October 09, 2011, 03:08:08 PM »

Cheesy It was a happy 21.  I didn't buy my own drinks Tongue
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« Reply #123 on: October 09, 2011, 03:13:26 PM »

I remember my 21st birthday...

I bought my first-ever beer and drank almost half of it over the course of the meal.  Crazy times, crazy times...
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« Reply #124 on: October 09, 2011, 03:18:07 PM »

Haha, nice.
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« Reply #125 on: October 09, 2011, 05:10:10 PM »

I can't imagine my 21st will be all that special, given that I live in a country where you become old enough to drink at the same age as you become old enough to vote.

But I hope you had a good one.
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« Reply #126 on: October 10, 2011, 01:18:25 AM »

Probably the best birthday I've ever had, and maybe one of the best overall days I've ever had.  And not just because of the alcohol Wink
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« Reply #127 on: October 28, 2011, 11:12:58 PM »

So you all might like this.  Drunk as I type this on my iPhone btw...
Last night I went with my girlfriend to a bar, she is underage and did 4 shots of vodka prior... Way too many in hindsight (she's tiny).  Anyway eventually she gets sick and I decide to lead her home.  I'm also inebriated.  I decide I really have to pee at one point.  So I do, oblivious as to where I am.  Mid-pee, some asshole flashes his brights at me so I flick him off.  Then I hear "you flicked off the wrong person".  Police lights flash and I say "oh man, sorry officer, but can I finish peeing?". He lets me, very nice of him.

Turns out I'm peeing on the alachua county courthouse.  And flicked off a cop while doing it.  Cheesy!!!

$221 fine for urinating in public, and I assured the officer that I knew not where I was peeing and meant nothing by it.

I think it's friggin hilarious and rockstar.

Anyway... That was last night haha.  Drunk again tonight and party tomorrow night.  <3 u all.
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« Reply #128 on: October 28, 2011, 11:38:03 PM »

Oops. :p

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« Reply #129 on: October 29, 2011, 12:11:34 AM »

Yeah... pretty much.  Smiley
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regret it, but don't at the same time.
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« Reply #130 on: November 02, 2011, 01:06:26 AM »

It little stories like that which give you a funny story to share at a party every now and again, but the best part will come about 15-20 years later when you are talking to your teenager about things "not to do" in public...
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« Reply #131 on: November 04, 2011, 09:39:26 PM »

ldrunk again, but legally.

<3 you all.
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« Reply #132 on: November 09, 2011, 09:49:08 PM »

my turn to be drunk, bitches.

you are all lovely people.
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« Reply #133 on: November 09, 2011, 10:13:57 PM »

*cheers to that*  You are lovely people as well, iamafish.
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« Reply #134 on: December 21, 2011, 10:47:59 PM »

I'm drunk again. awwwwwwwkwwwwwwwward.

you are STILL lovely people.
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« Reply #135 on: December 22, 2011, 11:38:31 PM »

Smiley
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« Reply #136 on: December 22, 2011, 11:39:43 PM »

You kids are so cute Tongue
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« Reply #137 on: December 23, 2011, 09:12:36 AM »

it's worrying that when I get home drunk, my first instinct it to inform the internet that I'm drunk...
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« Reply #138 on: December 23, 2011, 11:28:34 PM »

I wouldn't worry about it.  It's good for you.  The internet is good for you.  Jooooin us.
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« Reply #139 on: December 24, 2011, 02:38:51 AM »

Gooble gobble
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