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« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2008, 01:07:35 PM »

Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...
roflmao Cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2008, 01:29:23 PM »

Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...
roflmao Cheesy

Hey, wait!  He hasn't even gotten to the punchline yet!
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« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2008, 12:14:24 AM »

Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...

Cirrhosis ducks.
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« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2008, 08:57:22 AM »

Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...

Cirrhosis ducks.

::groan::

Bravo!
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« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2008, 01:28:10 PM »

I was laughing about the sarcastic part of my post  Tongue
 
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« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2008, 01:32:45 PM »

I was laughing about the sarcastic part of my post  Tongue
 

No, really?   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2008, 07:57:19 PM »

Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...
roflmao Cheesy

Hey, wait!  He hasn't even gotten to the punchline yet!


He said he was drunk, didn't he?
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« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2008, 02:16:28 AM »

drunk again.... 1.5 beers.  3 total tho... haaaaaaaaaahahhhahdkjlf;awiodskma;lmeioaw
so dizzy.  cant feel fingers... or cheeks.
yepp...
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« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2008, 02:20:20 AM »

drunk again.... 1.5 beers.  3 total tho... haaaaaaaaaahahhhahdkjlf;awiodskma;lmeioaw
so dizzy.  cant feel fingers... or cheeks.
yepp...

Dude, we have got to work on that tolerance  Wink
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« Reply #29 on: November 22, 2008, 02:50:22 AM »

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i don WANNA work on the tolerance! its cheap!
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« Reply #30 on: November 22, 2008, 02:50:34 AM »

still drunk btw. hahaha
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« Reply #31 on: November 22, 2008, 09:33:12 AM »

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i don WANNA work on the tolerance! its cheap!

Right on, brotha!

Back in the alcoholic haze that was my time in the Army, I used to slam a 6-pack right before going to the bar.  My tolerance was wayyyyy high and there was no such thing as a "cheap drunk".
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« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2008, 03:33:28 AM »

comin off bein drunk again.... soooo dizzy.
gonna watch the SEC championship tomorrow at Hooters Cheesy
its nice being more social when drunk Tongue
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« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2008, 08:04:35 AM »

comin off bein drunk again.... soooo dizzy.
gonna watch the SEC championship tomorrow at Hooters Cheesy
its nice being more social when drunk Tongue
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
What's with all the drinking and being social?
Aren't you a moderator on an SF forum who's in his freshman year of college?
Shouldn't you be hiding in a nerd cave, eschewing hygiene and fearing females?
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« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2008, 08:09:34 AM »

comin off bein drunk again.... soooo dizzy.
gonna watch the SEC championship tomorrow at Hooters Cheesy
its nice being more social when drunk Tongue
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
What's with all the drinking and being social?
Aren't you a moderator on an SF forum who's in his freshman year of college?
Shouldn't you be hiding in a nerd cave, eschewing hygiene and fearing females?

 Grin

Unless of course, this is the reality and he just makes these rambling-drunk stories up to make his life sound more interesting. But what do I know, I'm high on acid.
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« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2008, 12:20:17 PM »

nerds come in all shapes and sizes
and I'm not a nerd, I'm a geek.  there's a difference.
that means I'm allowed to be social Tongue
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« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2008, 12:33:06 PM »

But you still aren't allowed around the "popular kids".
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« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2008, 02:54:09 PM »

Read "early clones".
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« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2008, 11:04:49 PM »

Happy Zobmas everyone!  I'm in tight with Santa.  I help him stage his toy drops every year.  You see, Santa can't keep all the toys on his sleigh, so he needs drop points so he can reload.  Anyway, I did such a good job this year, and Santa was so thankful that he left me a 24 pack Sam Adams Winter Sampler.  Hell, he even had one while he was leaving presents.

Anyway, I've been sampling all of the beer.  There are 6 different varieties.  And, since I've tried one of each, I've broken out the Miller High Life.  So I felt this was a great place to post.

It's fragging Christmas, the kids are in bed and I'm drunk.  My wife isn't, 'cause she's pregnant.  Poor woman has to put up with a drunken Zathras!
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« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2009, 05:21:35 AM »

ive had about 9 beers... i get drunk off 3...
GATORS ARE BCS CHAMPS!!!! WOOOO!
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