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stePH

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Reply #50 on: October 27, 2009, 03:00:02 AM

No offense but I think liquor is the only [way] anyone would want to touch those lips.  Those are some bfugly women in that picture.

This all seems familiar somehow.  Have we had this conversation here before?

(and I just love it all to pieces when somebody says "no offense but ..." and then says something blatantly offensive :D)

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Reply #51 on: October 27, 2009, 03:32:40 AM

No offense but I think liquor is the only [way] anyone would want to touch those lips.  Those are some bfugly women in that picture.

This all seems familiar somehow.  Have we had this conversation here before?

(and I just love it all to pieces when somebody says "no offense but ..." and then says something blatantly offensive :D)

No offense, but your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.



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Reply #52 on: October 27, 2009, 04:23:50 AM
http://sugarmegs.org/posternutbag/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours.jpeg
No offense but I think liquor is the only [way] anyone would want to touch those lips.  Those are some bfugly women in that picture.

This all seems familiar somehow.  Have we had this conversation here before?

(and I just love it all to pieces when somebody says "no offense but ..." and then says something blatantly offensive :D)

I have no problem with people who don't want to drink and don't want to be involved with someone who does, but i still say those are some bfugly women in that picture.  I was not referring to the posters lips but to those of the bfugly women.  I have no problem with the original poster, and I meant that the thought of anyone requiring alcohol to be involved with anyone else might be offensive.  I would never get anyone drunk to have sex with them.  I may not have many morals but that is certainly top of the list.  But if you want me to have sex with the women in the picture, I am not sure there is enough alcohol in the world for me to strap on some beer goggles.




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Reply #53 on: October 27, 2009, 05:25:55 AM
the woman on the top right would probably be cute if she weren't pouting.



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Reply #54 on: October 27, 2009, 01:45:12 PM
maybe but is that even a woman on the far left middle row?


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Reply #55 on: October 27, 2009, 02:06:10 PM
maybe but is that even a woman on the far left middle row?

Might have been, at one time.

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Reply #56 on: October 27, 2009, 02:18:39 PM
maybe but is that even a woman on the far left middle row?

Might have been, at one time.

I was thinking it might have been a man in drag, at one time...Before being dragged by a horse, through a rocky desert over several cacti


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Reply #57 on: November 07, 2009, 06:15:43 AM
Yeah you KNOW why I'm posting here. (this time from my iPhone)

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Reply #58 on: November 15, 2009, 07:44:15 AM
:D

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Reply #59 on: November 15, 2009, 04:22:09 PM
Can we import a new emoticon?  I think bdoomed could get some heavy use out of it:


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Reply #60 on: November 20, 2009, 12:34:37 AM
working on coctail recipies for T-day and accidentally stumbled into drunk land. Thought I'd joing BD and lift my cup here

Oh, great and mighty Alasdair, Orator Maleficent, He of the Silvered Tongue, guide this humble fangirl past jumping up and down and squeeing upon hearing the greatness of Thy voice.
Oh mighty Mur the Magnificent. I am not worthy.


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Reply #61 on: November 20, 2009, 01:28:14 AM
cheers

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Reply #62 on: November 21, 2009, 09:25:39 AM
holy blaaah way over wasted atm.  took a picture that'll be my next avatar as per my promise.

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Reply #63 on: November 21, 2009, 04:22:08 PM

"Nerdcore is like playing Halo while getting a blow-job from Hello Kitty."
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Reply #64 on: November 22, 2009, 06:08:25 AM
I confess, I run and drink beer, then run some more and drink some more beer, then sing rude songs.

If anyone else thinks this sounds like fun, check out this page
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers
and then do a web search for your local chapter....

On-On



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Reply #65 on: December 10, 2009, 11:18:33 PM
me this time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
why carnt life be feking simpel :-(

card carying dislexic and  gramatical revolushonery


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Reply #66 on: December 10, 2009, 11:19:53 PM
YAAAAAY I haez company!

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Reply #67 on: December 13, 2009, 03:11:15 AM
whoops I found the vodka! WHeeeeee!

Oh, great and mighty Alasdair, Orator Maleficent, He of the Silvered Tongue, guide this humble fangirl past jumping up and down and squeeing upon hearing the greatness of Thy voice.
Oh mighty Mur the Magnificent. I am not worthy.


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Reply #68 on: December 13, 2009, 04:34:29 AM
:D! more company! everybody now!

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Reply #69 on: December 13, 2009, 05:46:57 AM
Finished off my gluten-free beer.  Crown Royal is next on the list.  ;)

When will all the rhetorical questions end?


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Reply #70 on: December 21, 2009, 02:13:03 AM
Much later tonight.  Count on it.

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Reply #71 on: December 21, 2009, 06:24:50 AM
Raaaaah! From my iPhone woooooooo smaaashed and my reunion party totaly worked and I'll probably explain thi later and woooooooo hahaha man I'm smashed

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Reply #72 on: December 21, 2009, 08:16:13 AM
Raaaaah! From my iPhone woooooooo smaaashed and my reunion party totaly worked and I'll probably explain thi later and woooooooo hahaha man I'm smashed

There's something about how Bdoomed shares meatspace encounters with C2H5OH that makes me feel like he's conflated his lives into a kind of cyborg. Almost as if that iPhone (or any other smartphone) was a limb at this point.

I Twitter. I also occasionally blog on the Escape Pod blog, which if you're here you shouldn't have much trouble finding.


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Reply #73 on: December 21, 2009, 12:27:16 PM
Raaaaah! From my iPhone woooooooo smaaashed and my reunion party totaly worked and I'll probably explain thi later and woooooooo hahaha man I'm smashed

There's something about how Bdoomed shares meatspace encounters with C2H5OH that makes me feel like he's conflated his lives into a kind of cyborg. Almost as if that iPhone (or any other smartphone) was a limb at this point.

So... how would a drunk iPhone act? I'm curious ;)



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Reply #74 on: December 21, 2009, 03:06:16 PM
A drunk iPhone would act like a blackberry storm.  What, you clicked me? I didn't notice try again

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?