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Reply #75 on: January 13, 2010, 06:59:57 AM
Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light?
Or just another lost angel, city of night?

nah I'm not drunk, just jammin to The Doors, and the song I'm listening to right now (not L.A. Woman), Morrison is drunk/high as hell.

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Reply #76 on: January 23, 2010, 08:14:54 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yeah.  cheers folks.
tonight was crazy as FJKEORPJRKESL.
there was porn projected onto a building.  2 stories of porn. it was very weird.  very. very. very. weird.
and a 42 year old english guy without an english accent.  i dont think that counts as english.
and women making out.

aaaaah college.

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Reply #77 on: January 23, 2010, 04:00:00 PM
it was very hot.  very. very. very. hot.


fixed that for you



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Reply #78 on: January 23, 2010, 04:40:26 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yeah.  cheers folks.
tonight was crazy as FJKEORPJRKESL.
there was porn projected onto a building.  2 stories of porn.

I'm sure that's a violation of some law.

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Reply #79 on: January 23, 2010, 07:00:30 PM
I'm sure that's a violation of some law.
yeah probably.

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Reply #80 on: January 23, 2010, 10:28:23 PM
2 stories of porn.

Porn has stories?

What are they teaching kids today in college?!

"Boys from the city.  Not yet caught by the whirlwind of Progress.  Feed soda pop to the thirsty pigs." --The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Reply #81 on: February 13, 2010, 06:45:16 AM
ha.
yeah.

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Reply #82 on: March 18, 2010, 07:16:12 AM
WOOOO happy St. Patrick's day!

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Reply #83 on: March 18, 2010, 02:20:38 PM
2 stories of porn.

Porn has stories?

What are they teaching kids today in college?!

How to write porn stories?

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Reply #84 on: March 23, 2010, 03:55:04 PM
thares lots of fab porn whith storys! and not just daft porn vershon of *insert filmname hear*
its grate for watching whith youre good lady/jentalman

can higly recomend pirates and its sequel
NWS
http://www.piratesxxx.com/main.php

or vampire sex diarys
NWS
http://www.vampireerotica.net/liacarla/index.php/2010/02/15/vampire-sex-diaries/

both realy fun slabs of sexy chease :-)

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Reply #85 on: March 23, 2010, 03:56:44 PM
also

way-hay my disertaton is done ! BLLLAAAARRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

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Reply #86 on: March 23, 2010, 05:53:21 PM
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way-hay my disertaton is done ! BLLLAAAARRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! Congrats dude.  Cheers KANPAI!
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Reply #87 on: March 24, 2010, 08:56:45 AM
thanks :-)
i can now feald any questons you may have on the anthropemophisum of technolagy
other whise known as "how i stopped working and learned to love my toaster"

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Reply #88 on: March 24, 2010, 06:26:46 PM
thares lots of fab porn whith storys! and not just daft porn vershon of *insert filmname hear*

Hey, don't be hatin' on Edward Penis-hands (starring Nikki Six!)

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Reply #89 on: March 27, 2010, 03:06:26 AM
Hahhhahahahaha yeah i'm so drunk.

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Reply #90 on: March 29, 2010, 02:32:13 PM
Hahhhahahahaha yeah i'm so drunk.

So what else is new Brian?  :P

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Reply #91 on: April 01, 2010, 02:10:15 PM
So I think I just spent an evening with Taiwanese captains of industry drinking kaoliang (if you don't know what that is, it's on Wikipedia) for my job.  Uh, yes, for my job.

Yeah, I figure since the bottle I, uh, we, drank had pictures of the Taiwanese president and vice president on the label (yeah, really), I did good by drinking an official liquor of the Taiwanese people.  Yeah, I did good.

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Reply #92 on: April 02, 2010, 12:30:58 PM
So I think I just spent an evening with Taiwanese captains of industry drinking kaoliang (if you don't know what that is, it's on Wikipedia) for my job.  Uh, yes, for my job.

Yeah, I figure since the bottle I, uh, we, drank had pictures of the Taiwanese president and vice president on the label (yeah, really), I did good by drinking an official liquor of the Taiwanese people.  Yeah, I did good.

Reminds me of Spring festival in Wuhan.  We drank a bottle of Baijiu and to quote
Quote from: wikipedia
Because of its clarity, baijiu can appear similar to several other liquors, but generally has a significantly higher ABV than, for example, vodka  (35-50%), Japanese  shōchū (25%), or Korean soju (20-45%), and its flavour is distinctive and unique.

Which basically means that it tastes somewhat like (and can be used in place of) Paint Thinner.  The custom is to fill a smallish maybe 3-4oz glass to the top and then say Gan bei which means bottoms up.  We finished off the 1 liter bottle and then switched to Jack Daniels.  It was like drinking water in comparison.  None of the usual whiskey warmth or anything.


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Reply #93 on: April 02, 2010, 03:04:25 PM
I'm happy that post of mine made some sense, given my state of mind when I wrote it.

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Reply #94 on: April 02, 2010, 05:30:18 PM
I'm happy that post of mine made some sense, given my state of mind when I wrote it.
I dunno how you do it man.  Typing and sense making does not work for me at all when intoxicated.

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Reply #95 on: April 02, 2010, 06:47:03 PM
I'm happy that post of mine made some sense, given my state of mind when I wrote it.
I dunno how you do it man.  Typing and sense making does not work for me at all when intoxicated.
This implies you make sense when not intoxicated Bdoomed.  j/k  ;)


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Reply #96 on: April 04, 2010, 02:19:01 AM
Ugh, soju is just awful.



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Reply #97 on: April 04, 2010, 02:33:43 AM
This is one of my favorite threads. :P

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Reply #98 on: April 30, 2010, 04:14:59 AM
It's that time again, folks.

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Reply #99 on: April 30, 2010, 09:51:34 AM
OH! MY GOD! It's full of stars...