So I think I just spent an evening with Taiwanese captains of industry drinking kaoliang (if you don't know what that is, it's on Wikipedia) for my job. Uh, yes, for my job.
Yeah, I figure since the bottle I, uh, we, drank had pictures of the Taiwanese president and vice president on the label (yeah, really), I did good by drinking an official liquor of the Taiwanese people. Yeah, I did good.