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Reply #125 on: October 09, 2011, 10:10:10 PM
I can't imagine my 21st will be all that special, given that I live in a country where you become old enough to drink at the same age as you become old enough to vote.

But I hope you had a good one.


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Reply #126 on: October 10, 2011, 06:18:25 AM
Probably the best birthday I've ever had, and maybe one of the best overall days I've ever had.  And not just because of the alcohol ;)

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Reply #127 on: October 29, 2011, 04:12:58 AM
So you all might like this.  Drunk as I type this on my iPhone btw...
Last night I went with my girlfriend to a bar, she is underage and did 4 shots of vodka prior... Way too many in hindsight (she's tiny).  Anyway eventually she gets sick and I decide to lead her home.  I'm also inebriated.  I decide I really have to pee at one point.  So I do, oblivious as to where I am.  Mid-pee, some asshole flashes his brights at me so I flick him off.  Then I hear "you flicked off the wrong person".  Police lights flash and I say "oh man, sorry officer, but can I finish peeing?". He lets me, very nice of him.

Turns out I'm peeing on the alachua county courthouse.  And flicked off a cop while doing it.  :D!!!

$221 fine for urinating in public, and I assured the officer that I knew not where I was peeing and meant nothing by it.

I think it's friggin hilarious and rockstar.

Anyway... That was last night haha.  Drunk again tonight and party tomorrow night.  <3 u all.

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Reply #128 on: October 29, 2011, 04:38:03 AM
Oops. :p




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Reply #129 on: October 29, 2011, 05:11:34 AM
Yeah... pretty much.  :)
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Rockstar.
regret it, but don't at the same time.

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Reply #130 on: November 02, 2011, 06:06:26 AM
It little stories like that which give you a funny story to share at a party every now and again, but the best part will come about 15-20 years later when you are talking to your teenager about things "not to do" in public...

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Reply #131 on: November 05, 2011, 02:39:26 AM
ldrunk again, but legally.

<3 you all.

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Reply #132 on: November 10, 2011, 02:49:08 AM
my turn to be drunk, bitches.

you are all lovely people.


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Reply #133 on: November 10, 2011, 03:13:57 AM
*cheers to that*  You are lovely people as well, iamafish.

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Reply #134 on: December 22, 2011, 03:47:59 AM
I'm drunk again. awwwwwwwkwwwwwwwward.

you are STILL lovely people.


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Reply #135 on: December 23, 2011, 04:38:31 AM
:)

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Reply #136 on: December 23, 2011, 04:39:43 AM
You kids are so cute :P



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Reply #137 on: December 23, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
it's worrying that when I get home drunk, my first instinct it to inform the internet that I'm drunk...


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Reply #138 on: December 24, 2011, 04:28:34 AM
I wouldn't worry about it.  It's good for you.  The internet is good for you.  Jooooin us.

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Reply #139 on: December 24, 2011, 07:38:51 AM
Gooble gobble

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Reply #140 on: December 24, 2011, 11:48:15 AM
it's worrying that when I get home drunk, my first instinct it to inform the internet that I'm drunk...

Well, this is a safe, little part of Teh Innernets. We won't tell anyone.


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Reply #141 on: December 26, 2011, 04:56:49 AM
it's worrying that when I get home drunk, my first instinct it to inform the internet that I'm drunk...
It only becomes a problem when your first instinct is to post about it and you find a posts that says "Yes we know." and the post is within 10 minutes of you logging on your computer.

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Reply #142 on: December 30, 2011, 07:38:12 AM
it's worrying that when I get home drunk, my first instinct it to inform the internet that I'm drunk...

Now listen, don't quote me on this: http://bash.org/?201579


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Reply #143 on: August 12, 2012, 04:58:45 AM
Threadomancy with a side of Irish car bombs.

>_< more drunk than I've been in a long while.
This is like... The best forum ever. Seriously, I love you guys. And girls.

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Reply #144 on: August 12, 2012, 12:06:43 PM
...and we love you. :)


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Reply #145 on: October 17, 2013, 03:45:41 AM
Ich bin ein bischen blau.  Varum.  Tsugi wa Daikaiju da.  Yo soy feliz.

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Reply #146 on: October 17, 2013, 07:48:02 PM
Ich bin ein bischen blau.  Varum.  Tsugi wa Daikaiju da.  Yo soy feliz.

Seeing as you're babbling in three non-native languages, I'd say it's more than a bit.

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Reply #147 on: October 23, 2013, 07:10:35 PM
Brian is apparently the first of the three types of drunk, as enumerated by Gabriel Iglesias:

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Reply #148 on: September 15, 2017, 11:25:27 PM
THREADOMANCY. yep.

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Reply #149 on: September 16, 2017, 01:05:53 AM
Bdoomed: getting drunk since November 09, 2008.