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Portrait in Flesh
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« Reply #80 on: January 23, 2010, 05:28:23 PM »

2 stories of porn.

Porn has stories?

What are they teaching kids today in college?!
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« Reply #81 on: February 13, 2010, 01:45:16 AM »

ha.
yeah.
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« Reply #82 on: March 18, 2010, 02:16:12 AM »

WOOOO happy St. Patrick's day!
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« Reply #83 on: March 18, 2010, 09:20:38 AM »

2 stories of porn.

Porn has stories?

What are they teaching kids today in college?!

How to write porn stories?
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« Reply #84 on: March 23, 2010, 10:55:04 AM »

thares lots of fab porn whith storys! and not just daft porn vershon of *insert filmname hear*
its grate for watching whith youre good lady/jentalman

can higly recomend pirates and its sequel
NWS
http://www.piratesxxx.com/main.php

or vampire sex diarys
NWS
http://www.vampireerotica.net/liacarla/index.php/2010/02/15/vampire-sex-diaries/

both realy fun slabs of sexy chease :-)
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« Reply #85 on: March 23, 2010, 10:56:44 AM »

also

way-hay my disertaton is done ! BLLLAAAARRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #86 on: March 23, 2010, 12:53:21 PM »

also

way-hay my disertaton is done ! BLLLAAAARRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! Congrats dude.  Cheers KANPAI!
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« Reply #87 on: March 24, 2010, 03:56:45 AM »

thanks :-)
i can now feald any questons you may have on the anthropemophisum of technolagy
other whise known as "how i stopped working and learned to love my toaster"
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« Reply #88 on: March 24, 2010, 01:26:46 PM »

thares lots of fab porn whith storys! and not just daft porn vershon of *insert filmname hear*

Hey, don't be hatin' on Edward Penis-hands (starring Nikki Six!)
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« Reply #89 on: March 26, 2010, 10:06:26 PM »

Hahhhahahahaha yeah i'm so drunk.
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« Reply #90 on: March 29, 2010, 09:32:13 AM »

Hahhhahahahaha yeah i'm so drunk.

So what else is new Brian?  Tongue
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« Reply #91 on: April 01, 2010, 09:10:15 AM »

So I think I just spent an evening with Taiwanese captains of industry drinking kaoliang (if you don't know what that is, it's on Wikipedia) for my job.  Uh, yes, for my job.

Yeah, I figure since the bottle I, uh, we, drank had pictures of the Taiwanese president and vice president on the label (yeah, really), I did good by drinking an official liquor of the Taiwanese people.  Yeah, I did good.
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« Reply #92 on: April 02, 2010, 07:30:58 AM »

So I think I just spent an evening with Taiwanese captains of industry drinking kaoliang (if you don't know what that is, it's on Wikipedia) for my job.  Uh, yes, for my job.

Yeah, I figure since the bottle I, uh, we, drank had pictures of the Taiwanese president and vice president on the label (yeah, really), I did good by drinking an official liquor of the Taiwanese people.  Yeah, I did good.

Reminds me of Spring festival in Wuhan.  We drank a bottle of Baijiu and to quote
Quote from: wikipedia
Because of its clarity, baijiu can appear similar to several other liquors, but generally has a significantly higher ABV than, for example, vodka  (35-50%), Japanese  shōchū (25%), or Korean soju (20-45%), and its flavour is distinctive and unique.

Which basically means that it tastes somewhat like (and can be used in place of) Paint Thinner.  The custom is to fill a smallish maybe 3-4oz glass to the top and then say Gan bei which means bottoms up.  We finished off the 1 liter bottle and then switched to Jack Daniels.  It was like drinking water in comparison.  None of the usual whiskey warmth or anything.
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« Reply #93 on: April 02, 2010, 10:04:25 AM »

I'm happy that post of mine made some sense, given my state of mind when I wrote it.
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« Reply #94 on: April 02, 2010, 12:30:18 PM »

I'm happy that post of mine made some sense, given my state of mind when I wrote it.
I dunno how you do it man.  Typing and sense making does not work for me at all when intoxicated.
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« Reply #95 on: April 02, 2010, 01:47:03 PM »

I'm happy that post of mine made some sense, given my state of mind when I wrote it.
I dunno how you do it man.  Typing and sense making does not work for me at all when intoxicated.
This implies you make sense when not intoxicated Bdoomed.  j/k  Wink
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« Reply #96 on: April 03, 2010, 09:19:01 PM »

Ugh, soju is just awful.
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« Reply #97 on: April 03, 2010, 09:33:43 PM »

This is one of my favorite threads. Tongue
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« Reply #98 on: April 29, 2010, 11:14:59 PM »

It's that time again, folks.
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« Reply #99 on: April 30, 2010, 04:51:34 AM »

OH! MY GOD! It's full of stars...
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