So you all might like this. Drunk as I type this on my iPhone btw...
Last night I went with my girlfriend to a bar, she is underage and did 4 shots of vodka prior... Way too many in hindsight (she's tiny). Anyway eventually she gets sick and I decide to lead her home. I'm also inebriated. I decide I really have to pee at one point. So I do, oblivious as to where I am. Mid-pee, some asshole flashes his brights at me so I flick him off. Then I hear "you flicked off the wrong person". Police lights flash and I say "oh man, sorry officer, but can I finish peeing?". He lets me, very nice of him.
Turns out I'm peeing on the alachua county courthouse. And flicked off a cop while doing it.
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$221 fine for urinating in public, and I assured the officer that I knew not where I was peeing and meant nothing by it.
I think it's friggin hilarious and rockstar.
Anyway... That was last night haha. Drunk again tonight and party tomorrow night. <3 u all.
I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds? Six pounds? Seven pounds?