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Author Topic: Personal information about the Pseudo Pod crew  (Read 13740 times)

Zathras

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on: January 23, 2009, 03:46:59 AM
I don't know what the heck I'm talking about, so I need the other audience members to help me out!

You walk in a bar and see Ben Phillips and Alasdair Stuart, what do you see?

I see Ben sitting at  a booth in the corner, cigarette smoke around him, drinking whiskey from a highball glass his look alone tells you to fuck off.  Alasdair is sitting at the bar playing NTN Trivia and kicking butt at it.  He's drinking for free because he's been winning bar bets.



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Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 04:54:58 AM
ha, Ben would also continue to eye you as you walk around the bar.
Alasdair would also have 3-4 ladies around him, pretending to understand his wit because they think the other girls do too

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 08:10:38 AM
I heard the last time Al was in a bar he killed a man just for looking at him.



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Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 01:24:35 PM
I heard that the spat was, in fact, over a woman.  Apparantly, he got into a fight over a cajun queen, and a crashin' blow from a huge right hand sent a Louisana fellow to the Promised Land.  Ben helped him dispose of the body.



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Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 01:27:20 PM
Ben's really good with a chainsaw.



Zathras

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Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 02:42:54 PM
I heard that the spat was, in fact, over a woman.  Apparantly, he got into a fight over a cajun queen, and a crashin' blow from a huge right hand sent a Louisana fellow to the Promised Land.  Ben helped him dispose of the body.

In a coal mine!



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Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 05:10:27 PM
Alisdair is gazing wistfully in the vague direction of England (or, more specifically, the Isle Of Man) and Ben is just gazing.



Zathras

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Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 05:17:58 PM
Feel free to fill me in on other aspects of their lives, too!  I really don't want to know where Ben hides the bodies.  (I don't want to have to appear in court)



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Reply #8 on: January 23, 2009, 08:41:15 PM
pig farm

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


Russell Nash

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Reply #9 on: January 23, 2009, 09:48:06 PM
The Deadwood pig farm, wasn't it?



Zathras

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Reply #10 on: February 20, 2009, 03:49:05 PM
But what about the Ninjaterns?



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Reply #11 on: February 20, 2009, 09:56:07 PM
merely made up to prevent ben al and the nice slush reader from engaging in a suicide pact due to desperate loneliness

much like myself



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Reply #12 on: April 19, 2009, 06:13:14 PM
i know Al in person :-)
but fear for my life if i share his secrets.
one thing i can tell you is this, we invariably meat when

A,  i am dressed up as an undead

B, at a wedding

C, a combination of the too

100% true, ask the man (if you dare!!!)

« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 04:20:38 PM by oddpod »

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Reply #13 on: April 19, 2009, 09:57:37 PM
All of the above is true:)



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Reply #14 on: April 19, 2009, 11:32:19 PM
i know Al too... but he doesn't know me... *shifty eyes*, *creepy grin*

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #15 on: April 20, 2009, 03:07:32 PM

A,  i am dressed up as an unread

Cover unbent, spine intact, pages unruffled?




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Reply #16 on: April 20, 2009, 11:48:24 PM
maybe even some plastic covering the whole thing.  nice, fresh new sticker on the cover flaunting a low price.

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #17 on: April 21, 2009, 04:22:03 PM

A,  i am dressed up as an unread

Cover unbent, spine intact, pages unruffled?




gar!!!
i can not spell check and have my posts ilegabul or i can spell chech and have them mean something totaly differant :(

card carying dislexic and  gramatical revolushonery


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Reply #18 on: April 21, 2009, 04:59:01 PM
Hey, I knew where you were coming from.  And remember, not only have I seen what a remarkable zombie you make (I especially liked the meat hook:)) but am all too aware of your cunning undead survival plan.  Trust me sir, you're in the winners circle. 

The one behind the REALLY high wall with all the zombies outside.



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Reply #19 on: April 22, 2009, 07:21:06 AM
:-)
so will thare still be psudopod after the Z day?

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Reply #20 on: April 22, 2009, 07:23:13 AM
:-)
so will thare still be psudopod after the Z day?

Voice of the resistance, sir.  Voice of the resistance:)



Zathras

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Reply #21 on: April 22, 2009, 03:41:06 PM
:-)
so will thare still be psudopod after the Z day?

Voice of the resistance, sir.  Voice of the resistance:)

If they don't switch sides!



Russell Nash

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Reply #22 on: April 23, 2009, 07:08:20 AM
:-)
so will thare still be psudopod after the Z day?

Voice of the resistance, sir.  Voice of the resistance:)

If they don't switch sides!

I think PP is already on the other side.  Have you seen Ben's picture in his avatar?  That was just a snapshot after a lunch with the sponsors. 

We're watching you, Al. Don't think for a second you you can get away with it.



Zathras

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Reply #23 on: April 23, 2009, 03:11:08 PM
Someone needs to tell Ben that if he eats the sponsors they can't give any money.



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Reply #24 on: April 23, 2009, 03:17:25 PM
I am for some reason suddenly reminded of the trailer a friend of mine and I imagined for the Friends spin off we actually wanted to see;  At Home with the Bings.

All it was was Chandler pancaked against a door which someone on the other side of is hammering at.  He whips round, smiles a little hysterically and says 'I'm really sorry, she's not normally like this.'

Flash cut to:

AT HOME WITH THE BINGS, COMING THIS FALL

Oddly, we also used EXACTLY the same trailer for the other Buffy spin off that should have happened, centred on Xander and Anya:)