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on: July 25, 2009, 03:54:39 AM
Pseudopod 152: Hometown Horrible

By Matthew Bey
Read by Elie Hirschman

“So much stays behind when a man dies,” Bestlonic says. “You could rebuild Finch from what we have left of him.”

Together we walk the three blocks to downtown Chippewa Falls, and he tells me why Finch is the greatest writer who ever lived.

We talk mainly about the “Biter” series. It doesn’t take much to get Bestlonic raving about these stories. The most cited story in the series, the eponymous “Biter,” tells the tale of a man who finds a note in his jacket pocket that prompts him to eat his own extremities, methodically avoiding blood loss and undue trauma in the process. The story is nearly 30,000 words long, surprisingly little of which is gruesome depictions of auto-cannibalism. The bulk of the text concentrates on the “unthinkable horror” written on that slip of paper. Finch never states outright what that might be, presumably because it would cause the readership to imitate the hero’s compulsive mutilation. He merely reveals that the phrase is twelve words long, and we should be very careful what we read.

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Reply #1 on: July 26, 2009, 08:05:01 AM
Very, very, cool.

Not really much more to say, really.


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Reply #2 on: July 26, 2009, 04:43:07 PM
Great story.

(minor spoilers)

 I like the idea of viral messages, the population turned into one. it was quite bonechilling at the end after a slow start, so the contrast there worked well.

Throughout the story, after the concept of the "unknown words inducing horror reactions", i couldn't get the just video out of my head, being a rh obsessive. i thought that it was a great parallel to draw in the outro


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Reply #3 on: July 26, 2009, 05:53:34 PM
good week for ea

i enjoyed in the mouth of madness when it came out.  maybe the concept of viral messages is itself a viral message.


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Reply #4 on: July 26, 2009, 07:34:15 PM
I have a deep, unhealthy lvoe for that movie for three reasons:

-The Carpenters playing in the opening scene and the implication that things have got BAD.

-The earnest glee with which Sam Neill yells 'Sorry about the balls!'

-The second greatest 'Oh we're BONED' moment of all time (The first, seriously, is in Aliens vs Predator), where it's pointed out that they can't possibly be in the fictional town because the geography's wrong...and then it's shown to be absolutely right.

This and The Thing, I'd say, are probably my favourite Carpenter movies.


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Reply #5 on: July 27, 2009, 04:02:10 AM
I was all set to Google this Finch guy until near the end. Found myself thinking, "Oh wow, a docu, bit of a departure for PP but I'm enjoying it."



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Reply #6 on: July 27, 2009, 01:07:01 PM
I really like In the Mouth of Madness too.

This story was a rare one for me: it bored me to tears at first, until I realized what was going on, and then I was riveted. The ending was superb.


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Reply #7 on: July 27, 2009, 04:26:43 PM
Ah, yes, I thought about In the Mouth of Madness, too. Cool movie.

I also thought about Joe Hill's short story "Best New Horror" although that one goes in a slightly different direction (but not a lesser direction, IMO, just different).

I really enjoyed the way the author put this one together. It transitioned very nicely from documentary to horror in its own right.  I have ComicCon on the mind, so at first I was trying to imagine a manuscript of a short story get passed around in the crowd. But I guess a smalltown horror con would be a lot smaller...

Good show!

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Reply #8 on: July 27, 2009, 05:03:03 PM
Easily in my top five PseudoPod episodes ever!
I also loved "In The Mouth of Madness", and this definitely made me think of both that and a story idea that I've been knocking around for a decade or so.
Simply loved it.

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Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009, 07:37:16 AM
What a good week. A Pseudopod I liked enough to keep on my hard drive (I'm extremely picky about what I keep around) and a movie recommendation. Excellent.



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Reply #10 on: July 28, 2009, 01:16:07 PM
I liked how "Hometown Horrible" not only gives us intriguing "fictional" story teases (thus really selling the concept), not only how it reincorporates a classic but sorely missing aspect of horror (well, a lot of fiction, honestly) which is the "regional" tinge, but what I most liked was how it's also something of a cautionary tale for horror fans *about* the persona of H.P. Lovecraft (very slyly name-dropping *around* him but never naming him) and the dangers of blithely incorporating worldviews without consideration.  Bey's story seems to me in the same rank of writers like Ligotti.  Amazingly good, I hope it wins some awards.

I'm not a big fan of IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (I'd easily rate THE THING and HALLOWEEN over it, and probably ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, THE FOG, heck, maybe even HALLOWEEN III, as more successful works from Carpenter).  I saw it when it came out (can't miss Carpenter's eye for placement on the big screen, unless its dreck like GHOSTS OF MARS) and gave it a second chance on video but it always seemed plagued by the same problems he had with PRINCE OF DARKNESS, ideas over execution (except for that "standing at the edge of abyss" moment from ITMOM, which is pretty damn super!).  Now, being a horror movie fan, I pretty much *have* to be all about ideas over execution, but that's only an excuse for when a director has no chops and Carpenter, by then had proven he had chops in spades.  So bits like the early "monster cop in the alleyway" and "little boy/old man riding bike" scene just seem like weak, cartoony sub-TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE/TALES FROM THE CRYPT level execution, in a film whose ideas deserved more.

Ironic, because the whole "ideas over execution" angle is brought up in "Hometown Horrible" (and the virus spreads).
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Reply #11 on: July 28, 2009, 02:27:25 PM
Most excellent!  Me likey metastories very much.

You'll hvve to excusee me now, the leatther straps are beggining to cut off the circullttion tto my hanndss and making i harrd to type..

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Reply #12 on: August 02, 2009, 07:08:02 PM
I enjoyed this story very much, great meta-story, and a nice touch that the final sentence had 12 words (if I counted correctly).

It was pretty slow at first, although interesting, and did make me wonder if this Finch guy is real, but one nice thing about listening to it on a commute is that even if it's slow I'm more apt to stick around til the end--in this case WELL worth the time.


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Reply #13 on: August 03, 2009, 01:38:25 PM
I liked the story and the reading, though when I realized the author inserted himself into the story I was a little thrown, and not positively so.

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Reply #14 on: August 03, 2009, 07:36:23 PM
This one had me confused at first.   Really?  A documentary??  Then I thought, alright PP is a  horror podcast after all, why not a bit of horror history.  After I accepted that rational I settled down and really enjoyed it, only realizing late what Mr. Bey had done.  This ranks up near the top of PP stories in my opinion.  Nicely done, and excellent acquisition for PP.


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Reply #15 on: August 14, 2009, 03:55:00 PM
Oh, well done Mr. Bey!

After a slow but interesting start, this story hits all my major freak-out buttons and I haven't been able to get it out of my head for days. Just thinking of stumbling across something that can make you do things you'd never want to do and be unable to stop makes hairs rise all over my body. Urgh.

So, yeah, definitely one of the most 'horrific' of all episodes for me, but I don't think I'll be listening to it again any time soon.


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Reply #16 on: August 21, 2009, 09:38:21 AM
Did this story make anyone else think of "The Ring"?

I'm sure a second-go-round listening to this story wouldn't leave me feeling as creeped out, just like with "The Ring", but the first time through and I felt exactly like the screaming teenager who sat in front of me in the theater the first time I watched "The Ring."  Except of course I didn't scream.  Excellent story. 

But I do feel the need to listen through again.  I think I may have missed something there in the ending while I was drying dishes (I have such boring stories of what I'm doing while listening to PP, but occasionally I get distracted mid-sentence).

I loved the narration for this one, and I also loved the "hometown" aspect of this.  I love stories based on a person's hometown (whether actual, or the hometown of the main character--doesn't matter).  There's something so much more intimate and soothing about the setting that way, it makes the horror better.

Wow... good story.


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Reply #17 on: August 27, 2009, 04:38:23 PM
Did this story make anyone else think of "The Ring"?

I hadn't noticed an association while reading.  I liked much of The Ring, but the plot holes and the punchline resolution left me annoyed, so it's probably just as well that I didn't associate the two while I was listening.  :)


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Reply #18 on: August 28, 2009, 01:52:21 AM
Very good.  Very fun.  I found the beginning funny and interesting, and it genuinely lulled me so the horribleness at the end has significant impact. 

More Lovecraftian than most Lovecraftian stories. 

I assume that you all counted the words in the last sentence.


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Reply #19 on: August 28, 2009, 01:55:22 PM
I assume that you all counted the words in the last sentence.

Good choice of words.  :D