Author Topic: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?  (Read 14012 times)

lowky

  • Hipparch
  • ******
  • Posts: 2699
  • from http://lovecraftismissing.com/?page_id=3142
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2009, 07:30:40 AM »
E-Pal? Is that like J-Lo and A-Rod? Because I'm not sure I'm ok with that. This may be the forum for a horror podcast, but I have my limits ;-).

how about E-Pizzle?

no no no it's obviously E-Pilly

Russell Nash

  • Guest
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2009, 08:17:41 AM »
E-Pal? Is that like J-Lo and A-Rod? Because I'm not sure I'm ok with that. This may be the forum for a horror podcast, but I have my limits ;-).

how about E-Pizzle?

no no no it's obviously E-Pilly

E-P-dinny

lowky

  • Hipparch
  • ******
  • Posts: 2699
  • from http://lovecraftismissing.com/?page_id=3142
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2009, 08:25:24 AM »
E-Pal? Is that like J-Lo and A-Rod? Because I'm not sure I'm ok with that. This may be the forum for a horror podcast, but I have my limits ;-).

how about E-Pizzle?

no no no it's obviously E-Pilly

E-P-dinny


May The Eater of Souls, Alisdair show mercy on me for the praise I am about to sing unto the false god Nash, but his comment is made of win.

Russell Nash

  • Guest
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2009, 09:02:35 AM »
E-Pal? Is that like J-Lo and A-Rod? Because I'm not sure I'm ok with that. This may be the forum for a horror podcast, but I have my limits ;-).

how about E-Pizzle?

no no no it's obviously E-Pilly

E-P-dinny


May The Eater of Souls, Alisdair show mercy on me for the praise I am about to sing unto the false god Nash, but his comment is made of win.

Lowky, there may be hope for you yet.

stePH

  • Actually has enough cowbell.
  • Hipparch
  • ******
  • Posts: 3906
  • Cool story, bro!
    • Thetatr0n on SoundCloud
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2009, 08:57:57 PM »
I have a big mole on my neck that I refer to as my "neck nipple".  It's never emitted any fluids though.
"Nerdcore is like playing Halo while getting a blow-job from Hello Kitty."
-- some guy interviewed in Nerdcore Rising

kibitzer

  • Purveyor of Unsolicited Opinions
  • Hipparch
  • ******
  • Posts: 2227
  • Kibitzer: A meddler who offers unwanted advice
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2009, 02:48:24 AM »
eew. just... eeew!

Russell Nash

  • Guest
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2009, 05:44:56 PM »
I seriously have to talk to Ben about the TMI banning rule.

AliceNred

  • Peltast
  • ***
  • Posts: 86
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2009, 04:44:21 AM »
I know that many disagree with me, but... I did not care for the ending.

I kept on hoping for something dark to come and all I got was black milk and man covered with nipples. It maybe that because  I am female and have gotten milk from nipples before is not scary. Admittily if black milk  came out tomorrow it would scary. The big C.

That said, people having dinner and drinking black milk is not scary to me. At best creepy but not in a horror kind of way.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2009, 12:59:17 PM by AliceNred »
Stop throwing gnomes at me. They hurt.

Bdoomed

  • Pseudopod Tiger
  • Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 5258
  • Mmm. Tiger.
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2009, 05:44:16 AM »
i just listened...
eeew.
and funny.
but eeew.

great reading o'course.
I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?

kibitzer

  • Purveyor of Unsolicited Opinions
  • Hipparch
  • ******
  • Posts: 2227
  • Kibitzer: A meddler who offers unwanted advice
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2009, 10:58:48 AM »
also: eeeeeeeeeeeeewww!!!

Unblinking

  • Sir Postsalot
  • Hipparch
  • ******
  • Posts: 8657
    • Diabolical Plots
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2009, 04:23:50 PM »
I know that many disagree with me, but... I did not care for the ending.

I kept on hoping for something dark to come and all I got was black milk and man covered with nipples. It maybe that because  I am female and have gotten milk from nipples before is not scary. Admittily if black milk  came out tomorrow it would scary. The big C.

That said, people having dinner and drinking black milk is not scary to me. At best creepy but not in a horror kind of way.

The dark part, for me, was that the milk was addictive, and robbed the disciples of their free will.

AliceNred

  • Peltast
  • ***
  • Posts: 86
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2009, 02:04:08 AM »
Your right of course about their free will be gone, but it still lacked impact for me. I wanted something more.
Stop throwing gnomes at me. They hurt.

m_bey

  • Extern
  • *
  • Posts: 4
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2009, 09:25:25 PM »
I don't see how this was categorized as a "horror" story. Breastfeeding is perfectly natural and life-affirming. If the hero of this story wants to feed his minion-children in public it's his right.

Cerebrilith

  • Palmer
  • **
  • Posts: 62
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #33 on: October 13, 2009, 02:33:35 PM »
This one left me flat.  It was gross sure, but not disturbing.  Like when a dog messes the carpet.  It's unpleasant but it's not going to give me nightmares.

jalan

  • Extern
  • *
  • Posts: 15
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2009, 05:07:23 AM »
HA!  Shit.   Male lactation=horror.  Yes, agree with alice that this wonderful story would have been made more wonderful with a better payoff.  Anything really.  Even some sort of parasite bursting out would have been better.  But still, 2 thumbs up for some damn good pacing and a weird ass idea executed mighty fine.

Millenium_King

  • Lochage
  • *****
  • Posts: 385
    • Ankor Sabat
Re: Pseudopod 160: Got Milk?
« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2010, 08:26:03 PM »
This was a gross idea (which I liked), but that's all it was.  It did not get around to building much of a plot, or tension or have much of a payoff at the end.  It was interesting, but lacked the rocket-fuel to make it great.

I agree with the others' sentiments: our narrator seemed to rush a bit.  Made some parts difficult to understand.
Visit my blog atop the black ziggurat of Ankor Sabat, including my list of Top 10 Pseudopod episodes.