Loved it!
With the steady decline in quality of movies that follow the Hollywood formulas, I can totally see a movie/ TV series of ninja-baby. We don't have the technology for a live-action version yet but I'm surprised they haven't done a CG one! The idea was great, although I'm afraid that the humor of stories like this will be entirely missed by Hollywood execs and will only give them ideas. Ninja Babies is copyrighted by Canfield now of course, but I'm sure Hollywood will just put their own clever thoughts on it like Samurai Baby.
There were a lot of extremely creepy moments in here, like the suckling movie star. It made me cringe but kept me listening. Seriously, this guy could be a guest for the Ambient Sleaze story! And then the actually baby being a replacement for the engineered baby was a great idea, and the "child abuse" when the baby is bigger than you and fighting you for toy dominance. Loved it loved it!