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robertcday
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I don't need anything from you.


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« Reply #300 on: April 13, 2012, 12:29:18 PM »

"They couldn't hit Texas at this dist-"

Beautiful, just beautiful; how about:
"Once, upon a tine: the end."
http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1144&dat=19210711&id=qlcbAAAAIBAJ&sjid=7EkEAAAAIBAJ&pg=1073,3446998
Robert.
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fanaticus, meaning "insanely but divinely inspired"
childoftyranny
Matross
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« Reply #301 on: April 30, 2012, 08:12:02 PM »

No, no, no, the other clone.

That doesn't look like my tail.

That was how I mounted Goldie
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Josh_Finney
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« Reply #302 on: August 29, 2012, 04:39:06 AM »

"The Cowardly Lion became a nutpuncher."
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Author, Artist, Twisted Mentat.
Read the first chapter of my biotech noir novel free online: http://01publishing.com/upcoming-titles/utopiates/clarity/
My personal website: http://joshfinney.com/
Or me just ranting into the ether: @josh_finney
davidthygod
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« Reply #303 on: February 10, 2014, 03:25:42 PM »

Fondled Uncle Carl's Kids.  You Own Up!
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The cemeteries of the world are full of indispensable men.
SpareInch
Lochage
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Will there be sugar after the rebellion?


« Reply #304 on: July 29, 2014, 03:04:51 PM »

Stories in six words? No way!

In case of emergency, Refill Glass.

Pavement Pizzas Prevented Pamela's Pleasant Perambulations.

Ass's Milk's cheaper than Virgin's Blood.

Our hiking holiday went disastrously wrong!

(That one is basically The Fellowship Of The Ring in 6 words.)
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ediblepenguin
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« Reply #305 on: March 17, 2015, 09:42:03 PM »

Quick, open up that box Pandora!
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olivaw
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« Reply #306 on: June 19, 2015, 10:16:22 AM »

Randall Munroe permutes Hemmingway in XKCD.
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otter
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« Reply #307 on: July 07, 2015, 05:11:40 PM »

I saw my own reflection blink.
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HeartSailor
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« Reply #308 on: August 10, 2015, 08:48:42 AM »

To live, he ate his arm.

MIND CONTROLS ABOUT REMOVING PUNCTUATION SEE
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What can we gain by sailing to the moon if we are not able to cross the abyss that separates us from ourselves? This is the most important of all voyages of discovery, and without it, all the rest are not only useless, but disastrous.  Thomas Merton
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