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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #300 on: April 13, 2012, 12:29:18 PM »
"They couldn't hit Texas at this dist-"

Beautiful, just beautiful; how about:
"Once, upon a tine: the end."
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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #301 on: April 30, 2012, 08:12:02 PM »
No, no, no, the other clone.

That doesn't look like my tail.

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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #302 on: August 29, 2012, 04:39:06 AM »
"The Cowardly Lion became a nutpuncher."
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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #303 on: February 10, 2014, 03:25:42 PM »
Fondled Uncle Carl's Kids.  You Own Up!
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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #304 on: July 29, 2014, 03:04:51 PM »
Stories in six words? No way!

In case of emergency, Refill Glass.

Pavement Pizzas Prevented Pamela's Pleasant Perambulations.

Ass's Milk's cheaper than Virgin's Blood.

Our hiking holiday went disastrously wrong!

(That one is basically The Fellowship Of The Ring in 6 words.)
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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #305 on: March 17, 2015, 09:42:03 PM »
Quick, open up that box Pandora!
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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #306 on: June 19, 2015, 10:16:22 AM »

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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #307 on: July 07, 2015, 05:11:40 PM »
I saw my own reflection blink.

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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #308 on: August 10, 2015, 08:48:42 AM »
To live, he ate his arm.

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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #309 on: October 15, 2015, 10:06:42 PM »
I could never think of one.
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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #310 on: October 18, 2015, 03:32:32 PM »
I could never think of one.

Writer's Block story? SOOOO old hat!

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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #311 on: October 18, 2015, 08:39:38 PM »
Failed test; head in other hat.

Time for a Bad Pun Derby!

I toque your critique too seriously.

PseudoPod story idea: Haunted Hell-met!

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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #312 on: October 26, 2015, 09:41:08 PM »
There wasn't anything I could do.

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Re: Six-word stories
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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #314 on: March 06, 2016, 09:48:38 AM »
Awakening to darkness, I listen...

Movement!

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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #315 on: March 10, 2016, 12:59:20 PM »
"Vowels!" it begged Wales before starving.

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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #316 on: March 10, 2016, 09:59:53 PM »
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo, Ruffalo.
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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #317 on: March 12, 2016, 04:24:44 PM »
Went clubbing, had to clean shoes.

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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #318 on: March 12, 2016, 04:42:00 PM »
Went clubbing, had to clean shoes.

Went cleaning, had to club shoes.

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Re: Six-word stories
« Reply #319 on: March 12, 2016, 05:08:04 PM »
Went clubbing, had to clean shoes.

Went cleaning, had to club shoes.

Went shoeing, had to clean clubs.
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