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Reply #175 on: June 10, 2008, 09:34:23 AM
"Be a dear--eat my brains."

But, honey, your brains taste funny.



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Reply #176 on: June 10, 2008, 09:04:40 PM
She makes me say vile things.

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Reply #177 on: June 18, 2008, 03:24:32 PM
Zombies: Immortality, with a tiny drawback...

Coroner's report: Drowned in own urine.

Aliens arrive, take penguins back home.

Monster eats Chicago. Story after commercials!

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Reply #178 on: June 20, 2008, 07:03:54 PM
We thought it was dead
Someone resurrected it
I defy your rules, though


But in a haiku,
last line has five syllables.
Your last line has six.

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Reply #179 on: June 20, 2008, 09:21:18 PM
We thought it was dead
Someone resurrected it
I defy your rules, though


But in a haiku,
last line has five syllables.
Your last line has six.

Hijacking is bad,
I think a moderator
should call the police

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Reply #180 on: June 20, 2008, 09:48:02 PM
We thought it was dead
Someone resurrected it
I defy your rules, though


But in a haiku,
last line has five syllables.
Your last line has six.

Hijacking is bad,
I think a moderator
should call the police

Came late.  Apologies.  As you were.

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Reply #181 on: June 27, 2008, 08:12:36 PM
Undead forum thread eats website's brains.

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Reply #182 on: June 28, 2008, 04:30:46 PM
We thought it was dead
Someone resurrected it
I defy your rules, though


But in a haiku,
last line has five syllables.
Your last line has six.

While your argument
Is technically correct
Seems you missed my point

:P


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Reply #183 on: July 11, 2008, 09:35:44 PM
Driving, in the rain.
Not watching where I'm going.
Making up haiku.

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Reply #184 on: July 12, 2008, 07:24:35 AM
Six-word superhero/shakespeare crossovers;

"Et tu, Magneto? Then fall, Caesar."

"Cry havoc, and let slip Wolverine!"

"Holy palmer's kiss, batman! She's hot!"



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Reply #185 on: July 17, 2008, 08:53:06 AM
Once more, into the Batmobile, Robin!

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Reply #186 on: July 24, 2008, 04:51:40 PM
"What's wrong?"
"Bad day... Explosive Diarrhea"

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #187 on: July 24, 2008, 08:06:31 PM
"What's wrong?"
"Bad day... Explosive Diarrhea"

Sounds like that came from personal recent experience.



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Reply #188 on: July 25, 2008, 12:44:49 AM
Eating Semtex led to explosive diarrhoea.


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Reply #189 on: July 25, 2008, 06:29:36 PM
"And the slithy toves did wabe"

With a sigh, she slipped under.

Slowly the door opened, End entered.

Bang, the beginning. Bool, the end. (credit to SK)



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Reply #190 on: July 28, 2008, 12:42:33 PM
Dammit, Bugsy. Just hide the explosives.

Eating Semtex led to explosive diarrhoea.



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Reply #191 on: July 28, 2008, 01:05:47 PM
Safecracking less glamorous than previously believed.

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Russell Nash

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Reply #192 on: July 28, 2008, 03:17:27 PM
What does this button do?

(this is the seventh version of the button story)



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Reply #193 on: July 28, 2008, 04:23:01 PM
Apparently, the button deletes a word.

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Russell Nash

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Reply #194 on: July 28, 2008, 04:46:08 PM
Damn, I thought I had six fingers on my left hand.



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Reply #195 on: August 03, 2008, 03:55:45 PM
Damn, I thought I had six fingers on my left hand.

Must make an interesting "Stranger" encounter....

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Reply #196 on: August 03, 2008, 05:45:03 PM
Damn, I thought I had six fingers on my left hand.

Must make an interesting "Stranger" encounter....

Not to mention an interesting Schocker...





No, for the love of God, I will not make that into a link!



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Reply #197 on: August 04, 2008, 03:07:07 AM
Damn, I thought I had six fingers on my left hand.

Must make an interesting "Stranger" encounter....

Not to mention an interesting Schocker...





No, for the love of God, I will not make that into a link!



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Reply #198 on: August 04, 2008, 02:17:33 PM
And so the fat lady sang.



Russell Nash

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Reply #199 on: August 04, 2008, 02:50:29 PM
Damn, I thought I had six fingers on my left hand.

Must make an interesting "Stranger" encounter....

Not to mention an interesting Schocker...





No, for the love of God, I will not make that into a link!




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