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slic

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Reply #200 on: August 04, 2008, 03:12:28 PM
No, the button doesn't do anything.



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Reply #201 on: August 04, 2008, 03:13:09 PM
What if...nevermind, I don't care.



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Reply #202 on: August 04, 2008, 05:18:44 PM
Naked perp fleeing K-9 equals trouble.

For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.    -  Carl Sagan


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Reply #203 on: August 04, 2008, 05:26:00 PM
Bang, the beginning. Bool, the end. (credit to SK)

How do I figure into this?

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Reply #204 on: August 25, 2008, 07:06:11 PM
Damn, I thought I had six fingers on my left hand.
Six fingered man? Sounds like fun!

Oh, great and mighty Alasdair, Orator Maleficent, He of the Silvered Tongue, guide this humble fangirl past jumping up and down and squeeing upon hearing the greatness of Thy voice.
Oh mighty Mur the Magnificent. I am not worthy.


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Reply #205 on: August 25, 2008, 07:12:55 PM
Define alive? Earl almost could be.

Now find my pants, android dear.

It rained dumplings so chicken wept.

Hummbingbird brains remarkably tasty with salt.

The space dust cluster is sentient!


Six words challenge hyperactive womans imagination!




Oh, great and mighty Alasdair, Orator Maleficent, He of the Silvered Tongue, guide this humble fangirl past jumping up and down and squeeing upon hearing the greatness of Thy voice.
Oh mighty Mur the Magnificent. I am not worthy.


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Reply #206 on: August 29, 2008, 11:38:25 AM
Hyperactive women need no wings flying

Her wand waved, the magic restored

Six word stories get me going

Flabbergasted her pimp blew baby bubbles

Hungry Earl is eating my br

It is never too late to be what you might have been.


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Reply #207 on: August 29, 2008, 11:55:09 AM
Hungry Earl is eating my br

...eakfast?



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Reply #208 on: August 29, 2008, 12:25:42 PM
Hungry Earl is eating my br

...eakfast?

Zombies love eating brains for breakfast

After that he ate my cat!


It is never too late to be what you might have been.


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Reply #209 on: September 02, 2008, 05:25:07 PM
Fact: There are no obese zombies.

Brains: A deliciously slimming breakfast food!


Science means that not all dreams can come true


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Reply #210 on: September 05, 2008, 08:02:27 PM
Second time, God floods the sun.



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Reply #211 on: September 10, 2008, 06:26:38 PM
Earth: Build it, and they'll come.

Science means that not all dreams can come true


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Reply #212 on: September 11, 2008, 11:36:39 PM
Why must sleeping be so difficult?



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Reply #213 on: September 17, 2008, 03:36:56 PM
More Tales of the Button:

Pushing that button changed her perspective completely.

His shirt buttons left in disgust




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Reply #214 on: October 09, 2008, 02:13:34 AM
Damn, I thought I had six fingers on my left hand.
Six fingered man? Sounds like fun!
... dirty.

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


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Reply #215 on: October 24, 2008, 10:27:38 PM
"first love. splatter pattern.  just desserts."

"fly in my soup.  Only one?"

"sick beaver. gnaws bark.  chucks wood."

"Stabbing pain. Forget Tylenol!  Remove knife!!"



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Reply #216 on: October 27, 2008, 09:35:53 PM
"Phasers ready, Captain."
"Fire.  Mr. Sulu."

The Piper led the children away.

Insert key. Press button.  Total destruction...



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Reply #217 on: October 27, 2008, 10:03:42 PM
Those six words destroyed the world.

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


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Reply #218 on: October 27, 2008, 10:21:10 PM
I keep getting stuck at five.

The Cross-Universe subway stopped abruptly. (Do hiphenated words count?)

I wonder what it would be like to feel my brain...


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Reply #219 on: October 27, 2008, 11:31:58 PM
New stopped clock: Correct thrice daily.

Science means that not all dreams can come true


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Reply #220 on: October 28, 2008, 08:55:04 PM
Grief counselling revealed hope; he fired.

Unrequited, dragon's love immolated the Prince.



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Reply #221 on: October 28, 2008, 09:50:00 PM
My head suddenly filled with water.

The computer looked back at me.

"Tu es fatue" said the robot.

I wonder what it would be like to feel my brain...


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Reply #222 on: November 05, 2008, 07:06:40 AM
"Sue," he said, "I have herpes."

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #223 on: November 11, 2008, 09:16:00 PM
"Thad," Sue said, "I have syphilis."



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Reply #224 on: November 12, 2008, 12:12:14 AM
Into a slumber settled the quark.

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