Tyler Durden says, "Buy more soap!"
You are crunchy and quite tasty
That was not a chocolate chip
You suffer from ED? Like Dole?
She gave him love, he devolved
The night was sultry. Toss her.
Insomniac with time? Write short stories.
Angry, she knotted his heart strings
I released the smallpox at prom
Pandora did not open the box
Zombies are your friends, ask Fido