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Reply #225 on: November 16, 2008, 11:03:54 PM
Tom laughed, "Sorry guys, my fault!"

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


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Reply #226 on: November 17, 2008, 04:14:45 AM
becoming undead granted unto him immortalitiy

Zathras warn Zathras, Zathras not listen

She stole my heart... and kidneys

Best tasting beans for aliens?  humanbeings

her eyes squished between my teeth






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Reply #227 on: November 17, 2008, 04:50:57 AM
Tyler Durden says, "Buy more soap!"

You are crunchy and quite tasty

That was not a chocolate chip

You suffer from ED?  Like Dole?

She gave him love, he devolved

The night was sultry.  Toss her.

Insomniac with time?  Write short stories.

Angry, she knotted his heart strings

I released the smallpox at prom

Pandora did not open the box

Zombies are your friends, ask Fido
« Last Edit: November 17, 2008, 04:52:38 AM by Zathras »



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Reply #228 on: November 17, 2008, 10:49:52 PM
"What went wrong?", Thad asked himself.



Zathras

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Reply #229 on: November 18, 2008, 12:28:09 AM
Why did I do that AGAIN?



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Reply #230 on: November 18, 2008, 12:49:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sppRrbtxVD0  Theme song for this thread



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Reply #231 on: November 18, 2008, 01:24:11 AM



Zathras

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Reply #232 on: November 18, 2008, 01:29:36 AM
The title works, using a contraction.   ;)



Zathras

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Reply #233 on: November 18, 2008, 01:47:03 AM
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

(Stolen from Weird Al's song, "Bob", which is made up entirely of palindromes.)



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Reply #234 on: November 18, 2008, 03:13:50 AM
The Hoff is Lord and Master



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Reply #235 on: November 18, 2008, 04:23:45 AM
What did I order last time?


Zathras

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Reply #236 on: November 18, 2008, 02:13:38 PM
Mike and Mike on ESPN radio are accepting six-word essays today!



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Reply #237 on: November 18, 2008, 02:58:31 PM
Mike and Mike on ESPN radio are accepting six-word essays today!
That is six words too many.

Science means that not all dreams can come true


Zathras

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Reply #238 on: November 18, 2008, 03:01:57 PM
My bad, should've been two stories



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Reply #239 on: November 18, 2008, 03:08:20 PM
Not a problem, we forgive you.



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Reply #240 on: November 18, 2008, 04:53:36 PM
She loved him, but he died.





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Reply #241 on: November 18, 2008, 05:23:26 PM
he became a zombie, ate her



Russell Nash

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Reply #242 on: November 18, 2008, 05:50:33 PM
he became a zombie, ate her

Earl is back.  Cheer with joy.



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Reply #243 on: November 18, 2008, 06:20:24 PM
Was Earl gone? Or just hiding?

Science means that not all dreams can come true


Zathras

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Reply #244 on: November 18, 2008, 06:44:49 PM
Eating brains is fun, until caught



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Reply #245 on: November 18, 2008, 07:18:34 PM
Until someone loses an eye, Zathras.

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Reply #246 on: November 18, 2008, 07:28:22 PM
Eyes are overrated. I sold mine.



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Reply #247 on: November 18, 2008, 07:49:48 PM
bought some eyes, they were tasty



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Reply #248 on: November 18, 2008, 10:54:00 PM
Brains were caught, got a toothpick.

When will all the rhetorical questions end?


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Reply #249 on: November 19, 2008, 01:00:20 AM
Next: Newspaper headlines mistaken for stories.

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?