Let me start by saying that Scattercat and eytanz basically said a few things I'm about to say. MIGHTY, you might want to listen to them.
First off, if there's a horror story to be had anywhere near these forums, it's the sight of zombies mindlessly adoring every single story that gets posted here. It is truly disgusting, terrifying and abhorrent. The few people who actually do have negative comments to say, do so with all the political correctness (read: falseness) of a say-anything-to-get-elected candidate. If the shoe fits, call a spade a spade and just say it sucked. Geez.
No, we criticize here with the consideration that everyone, author and forumites alike, is a person, not a mindless zombie. We encourage criticism, as long as it is civilized. Might I point you to our
One Rule.
I hope I get bashed for these comments because at least then there'll be some life around here. It's like 29 Days Later in this piece.
Trolling, I see. How mature.
It's made EVEN WORSE when the author shows up in the forum. For this reason, if for none other, I am against authors posting in the forums of their own stories.
Authors regularly come into forum discussions of their own stories. Oftentimes, they are glad to hear the criticisms offered in the threads, because they do not come from complete black & white, "it was great or it sucked" assholes. It also allows those of us who really enjoyed the story to say so directly to the author, and perhaps request more information on upcoming stories or other stories by the author.
Now that that's been said ...
Oh, so now that you've established yourself by insulting everyone on these forums and making their opinions obsolete, you can now tell us what the right opinions are? Thank you, because with out you, we were all wallowing in sheer ignorance of our sad predicament. Thank you for bringing fire to us, for now we may rise out of disgrace and stupidity and build a new world with which to be dicks to anyone and everyone. Civility be damned!
This story I liked
Oh hey! An opinion without being an asshole!
, except for the ending. No, not the ending written by the author ... the ending comments written here by people on this forum. "Ohhh noooo, I didn't like the swearing! Oh heavens, it ruuuuuined it for me! It snapped me out of the moment. Waaaah!" Boo hoo. Get over yourselves.
Oh, wait... nevermind. Apparently, only your opinion is right. Those of us who were thrown out of the story by the swearing are just wrong. We shouldn't have been jarred by it negatively. Again, thank you for telling us that our opinions are wrong and that only yours are right. (for the record, since I have not yet commented on this story, I did personally like the cursing at the end, but that doesn't make my opinion right and everyone else's wrong.)
So let's see, so far you are breaking parts 1 and 2 of our one rule! Part one: be civil; Part two: and respectful. I see none of that here so far.
It was perfect. That's EXACTLY how a person in that situation would have spoken. We know now that the author spoke from personal experience and RIGHTLY so. This created an accuracy that gave the story more reality than the typical fantastic elements that naturally fill horror stories.
Oh hey an opinion! Too bad it is in the middle of "I'm right and you all are wrong" because otherwise, this would be something that people might actually discuss!
What I didn't like about the story itself, which I totally admit is just a personal preference, is the vagueness and ambiguity. As opposed to many others here, I would have LIKED to have known where the curse came from and why it was there. I also would have liked the end to have been spelled out better. Did she know she was preventing the curse from spreading? Did he know? Did it even really stop? I like clarity. I like things spelled out. I like my comedy nuanced but my horror OVERT and BLATANT. I don't want the inference of a stabbing; I want to see blood (not surprisingly, my favorite story on PP is "Bliss").
Thank you for consistently using caps lock to highlight the various words that we, as mindless EA forumites, would never have noticed otherwise. But again, an actual comment that could be discussed if not for the overwhelming dickishness of the post as a whole! Congratulations, you might have potential here on our wonderful forums of mindless zombies and complete idiots. You just need to clean up your act quite a bit.
So, if the author is going to be here, if you are reading this, can you clarify what you thought personally about any of the questions in the previous paragraph? I know the audience is free to decide, but I'd like to know what YOU were thinking. I know I am free to map out Middle Earth myself, but I'm only really concerned with how Tolkien saw it. I'm someone who feels the author's perspective is king. I didn't write the story and I already know I can create my own stories. I want to know what YOU think. Care to comment?
Wait, I thought you hate authors commenting on their own stories.
Also... stories, art, music, etc, are all up to the interpretations of the audience. Ray Bradbury insisted that Fahrenheit 451 was about the stupidity of television (that is a very condensed statement and I don't claim to have said that correctly), while the majority of the intellectual world teaches it as about censorship and dystopia. Who is to say that we should only learn the book by the author's idea? Who is to say that we see a piece of art the same way the painter saw it? Our experience of a story is our own, and we can do with it what we will. An author can only do so much to direct that experience. But this is quite another discussion, for another thread, and your opinions are just as valid as mine. If you want, you can start a thread elsewhere, maybe in The Writing Forum or Gallimaufry if you would like to see this discussion expanded. (See? I'm not disregarding opinions here! Wow it wasn't so hard!)
To the rest of you, for the love of Clive Barker, pretend you're in a horror forum and stab a little. This isn't a forum for grieving widows, after all.
Aww and we've come full circle back into the land of trolling and douchebaggery. Let me now be clear, clean up your act or I will ban you. This is strike one. There might or might not be a strike two or three. This is Pseudopod, after all. We don't have to abide by the three strike rule. *evil cackling*
It is all well and good to disagree with the opinions of others on these forums, but to attempt to render them invalid is strictly prohibited. It is also all well and good to dislike a story and say so, but to ignore tact and respect is strictly prohibited. You either follow these rules or you are out.
Somebody didn't read the forum guidelines.
I recommend a few spoonfuls of castor oil and ensuring you get regular doses of fiber in the future.
Wait! Shocking news flash! We interrupt this comment to bring you this startling new development:
Scientists have found that criticism doesn't have to aspire to mockery in order to be effective or worthwhile! The study also indicates that clear and well-explained criticism is received better and has a stronger impact. In a further experiment, and against all expectations, polite and friendly people seem to enjoy themselves more and experience higher incidents of laughter and enjoyment. The leaders of the study caution against taking any extreme actions based on these preliminary findings, however.
Scattercat, I love you.