Color me...ewwwwww!
I tried, lord knows its easy to lull me into even a terrible tale, but the ick factor was way to high for me for to long. In addition, at the risk of sounding like an adolescent male (not that there's anything wrong with that), I kept expecting a scene of, erm, self-love to intrude. Or should I say self-attached hand of beloved-love? I mean, its there, you love it.....
I am a bad, bad, person.
OTOH, loved hearing the narration. It was a bit slow but appropriately slow, since our MC was a deranged old dude. Also, as a complete non-story-related-aside- I am traveling to the land Down Under in less than a week so was all excited and stuff to hear an Aussie accent. It probably kept me gong through the story more than anything!
Someone earlier on mentioned the whole- how was the surgery done aspect- I must confess that I too was majorly distracted by that. And I dispute the fact that he couldn't have added a third arm, I mean if it is already animate, who cares if it is attached at the rotator cuff? Half a humerus obviously got it out of the ocean just fine....