Just make sure they lay their quills down before you attempt to mount them or else it really hurts.
Porcupines? (had to think).
But seriously, is this some sort of 'in joke' that I'm not getting because I'm not in? Why is there a thread called Concubines?
::mutters - it would make a beaut prize though!::
It's a long, long story...
Nah, actually it was part of last year's April Fools joke. Or Halloween. Or something.
Still no concubines, though...