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Reply #100 on: November 09, 2011, 08:07:21 PM
Please tell me more about the horror world that the radio kept hinting at! I kept waiting and waiting, hoping there was something right around the corner, but no, nothing but simpering Lee and his pathetic corpse-humping modus operandi.

Pathetic Corpse-Humping Modus Operandi would make a great name for a band!

No, no it wouldn't.

Coincidentally, that's what I named my cat.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?



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Reply #101 on: November 09, 2011, 08:11:50 PM
Pathetic Corpse-Humping Modus Operandi would make a great name for a band!

No, no it wouldn't.

Coincidentally, that's what I named my cat.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Only if you call it by its full name every time.

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Reply #102 on: November 10, 2011, 01:26:18 PM
Cats don't hump corpses.  That's just sick and wrong.

Cats eat them, on the grounds that you're clearly not going to be feeding them any other way.



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Reply #103 on: November 10, 2011, 03:00:29 PM
By the tenth year, any friend who really loved him would have bear-maced him every time he started to get all hitchy or butthurt.... staring off with weepy remembrance at "the intersection"  They sell bear-mace in containers roughly the size of a small fire extinguisher, which should be roughly enough for someone who had to endure his perpetual BS for that long to extract a small bit of satisfaction through the act.

There's such a thing as bear-mace?  We don't have a lot of bears in my area, but I thought that if you met a bear the best path was to avoid pissing it off.  I would've thought that pepper spray would just provoke a bear into violence.



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Reply #104 on: November 10, 2011, 04:59:38 PM
There's such a thing as bear-mace?  We don't have a lot of bears in my area, but I thought that if you met a bear the best path was to avoid pissing it off.  I would've thought that pepper spray would just provoke a bear into violence.

Oh yeah. Hell, I thought mace was invented for bears. They hate pepper spray. And if you blind them with it, you have a chance of getting out of their kill zone.



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Reply #105 on: November 10, 2011, 05:01:41 PM
No no no. A bear mace is like a boar spear. In this case, it's a metal war club designed for hunting bears. As you can imagine, it's a big-ass club.

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Reply #106 on: November 10, 2011, 05:20:13 PM
There's such a thing as bear-mace?  We don't have a lot of bears in my area, but I thought that if you met a bear the best path was to avoid pissing it off.  I would've thought that pepper spray would just provoke a bear into violence.

Oh yeah. Hell, I thought mace was invented for bears. They hate pepper spray. And if you blind them with it, you have a chance of getting out of their kill zone.

Huh, good to know!  :)