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Astra101

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Reply #25 on: September 25, 2012, 12:34:36 AM
Thanks for the info! Ready to vote.



RomanArchives

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Reply #26 on: September 25, 2012, 02:51:29 AM
All we need is love!



kibitzer

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Reply #27 on: September 25, 2012, 02:52:37 AM
Phew! Imagine asking lurkers to de-cloak!!


udupendra

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Reply #28 on: September 25, 2012, 06:36:08 AM
I am not a spam bot. I wish I was, I wish I could flood your inboxes every day with big promises, but I am not.



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Reply #29 on: September 25, 2012, 04:36:44 PM
I am a spam bot in deep cover.  All of the story discussion I've posted here over the last three years  is just an elaborate hoax.  When you least expect it, I will explode in a cloud of spam-spores that will infest every nook and cranny of the forum and will never be expunged.  The best part is, no one will believe this post, until after it's too late.
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kibitzer

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Reply #30 on: September 26, 2012, 02:36:10 AM
I am a spam bot in deep cover.  All of the story discussion I've posted here over the last three years  is just an elaborate hoax.  When you least expect it, I will explode in a cloud of spam-spores that will infest every nook and cranny of the forum and will never be expunged.  The best part is, no one will believe this post, until after it's too late.

I nominate this flash story for the EP competition.


Xart

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Reply #31 on: September 26, 2012, 03:16:02 AM
Hello, thanks for the info.



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Reply #32 on: September 26, 2012, 07:57:56 AM
I am a spam bot in deep cover.  All of the story discussion I've posted here over the last three years  is just an elaborate hoax.  When you least expect it, I will explode in a cloud of spam-spores that will infest every nook and cranny of the forum and will never be expunged.  The best part is, no one will believe this post, until after it's too late.

I nominate this flash story for the EP competition.
I think I already voted for this.

Science is what you do when the funding panel thinks you know what you're doing. Fiction is the same only without the funding.


TedKlein

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Reply #33 on: September 26, 2012, 01:43:03 PM
Hi. I like quiet horror, but done well.

Hope to find some good tales here.



Unblinking

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Reply #34 on: September 26, 2012, 05:47:06 PM
I am a spam bot in deep cover.  All of the story discussion I've posted here over the last three years  is just an elaborate hoax.  When you least expect it, I will explode in a cloud of spam-spores that will infest every nook and cranny of the forum and will never be expunged.  The best part is, no one will believe this post, until after it's too late.

I nominate this flash story for the EP competition.

Thank you, thank you.  Now if only it had conformed, in any way, to the contest rules (deadline, anonymity, etc) maybe I'd have a chance.  :)  You can read the full story when I publish my memoirs!



Tauino

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Reply #35 on: September 27, 2012, 01:29:36 AM
Can't wait to read the stories! Good luck, authors!



Osakablue

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Reply #36 on: September 29, 2012, 03:30:44 AM
Hello!



luthien666

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Reply #37 on: October 02, 2012, 01:59:57 AM
I am not a machine.  The cybernetics do not change my humanity.  Do not delete me.



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Reply #38 on: October 02, 2012, 12:29:44 PM
We are programmed just to do
anything you want us to
we are the robots

All cat stories start with this statement: “My mother, who was the first cat, told me this...”


CryptoMe

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Reply #39 on: October 02, 2012, 04:13:38 PM
We are programmed just to do
anything you want us to
we are the robots
Doomp, doomp-doomp, doomp.



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Reply #40 on: October 02, 2012, 04:46:02 PM
We are not lovers
We are not romantics
We are here to serve you
A different face but the words never change

(different song, same theme)



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Reply #41 on: October 03, 2012, 10:51:42 AM
Hi!

I'm Supreeth from India. A friend on twitter tipped me off about the forum.
Would love to read some of the stories and vote.

Love,



lovelight

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Reply #42 on: October 04, 2012, 07:38:52 PM
I'm a new member to the forum.



apophenia

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Reply #43 on: October 05, 2012, 11:12:44 AM
Happy reading!



RickC

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Reply #44 on: October 06, 2012, 10:31:53 PM
New here, lots to catch up on.



Lenni

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Reply #45 on: October 15, 2012, 03:28:58 PM
Derp



momto4ts

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Reply #46 on: October 15, 2012, 04:36:03 PM
Present, Sir!



The Geek

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Reply #47 on: October 16, 2012, 02:27:49 AM
I'm a real boy!



Gamercow

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Reply #48 on: October 18, 2012, 11:17:25 PM
We are not lovers
We are not romantics
We are here to serve you
A different face but the words never change

(different song, same theme)

Are we not men?

The cow says "Mooooooooo"


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Reply #49 on: October 22, 2012, 09:49:48 PM
Fashionably late.