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Still a Better Science Fiction Movie than Prometheus
« on: January 21, 2015, 01:14:37 AM »
Moderator note: Just in case anyone is unaware, this is a trailer for a softcore porn parody of Flash Gordon. The trailer contains nudity and sexual themes and the film contains even more of them

Seriously, I love this movie. A camp classic. (Warning: BEWBZ)

Flesh Gordon (1974) - Uncensored Trailer: http://youtu.be/mcKvjVsYILw

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Re: Still a Better Science Fiction Movie than Prometheus
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2015, 03:15:58 AM »
This one came out before Star Wars or the camp Flash Gordon from the 80s, so it looks interesting.  I'll have to give it a look sometime.

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Re: Still a Better Science Fiction Movie than Prometheus
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2015, 09:39:00 AM »
"Not to be confused with the original Flash Gordon." Heh.
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Re: Still a Better Science Fiction Movie than Prometheus
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2015, 11:12:52 AM »
I DL'd a copy off teh Torrentz and made a DVD a few years back, but now I'm in the middle of a move and have already packed up all the DVDs and put them in storage.

But I searched last night, and the pr0n site "Xhamster" has the full movie up.

The sex is totally softcore, though there's visible dong in one or two scenes.

Yes! 1974, a full 3 years before Star Wars!  ;D
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Re: Still a Better Science Fiction Movie than Prometheus
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2015, 11:13:49 AM »
Note to moderator note: I did warn that there are BEWBZ.
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Re: Still a Better Science Fiction Movie than Prometheus
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2015, 11:15:30 AM »
This one came out before Star Wars or the camp Flash Gordon from the 80s, so it looks interesting.  I'll have to give it a look sometime.

It did enjoy a brief theatrical revival in 1980, on the heels of Dino Delaurentis' film. I didn't get to see it then though, as I was only eleven or twelve at the time.
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Re: Still a Better Science Fiction Movie than Prometheus
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2015, 11:31:35 AM »
Note to moderator note: I did warn that there are BEWBZ.


Yes, but there really needs to be a bit more context than that. Not every film with nudity in it is porn. Your first post said very little on what the movie actually is, and some people might not be interested in seeing the trailer if they knew. It doesn't hurt to give a bit more information.

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Re: Still a Better Science Fiction Movie than Prometheus
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2015, 11:43:00 AM »
Fair enough. I've just posted this to another forum as well, and I copied your disclaimer along with it.
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Re: Still a Better Science Fiction Movie than Prometheus
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2015, 09:40:10 PM »
I did not expect production value that good.