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The Lounge at the End of the Universe => Gallimaufry => Topic started by: Zathras on April 15, 2009, 09:42:28 PM

Title: Sometimes you just can't win
Post by: Zathras on April 15, 2009, 09:42:28 PM: I sent my wife flowers again today. One of her coworkers saw them and said they were very pretty. My wife's response? "He's a jerk!"
Title: Re: Sometimes you just can't win
Post by: DKT on April 15, 2009, 09:53:01 PM: Quote from: Zathras on April 15, 2009, 09:42:28 PM
I sent my wife flowers again today. One of her coworkers saw them and said they were very pretty. My wife's response? "He's a jerk!"

Hahahahahahaha.

Ahem.

Dude, that sucks.

Snrk.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just can't win
Post by: Russell Nash on April 17, 2009, 12:58:23 PM: I've said it here before and I'll say it again:

Never send flowers. It's a trap. You can't win.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just can't win
Post by: Zathras on April 17, 2009, 02:31:46 PM: Here's why I'm a jerk:

The card with the flowers had the following message:

I WISH I WAS IN TIJUANA EATING BARBECUED IGUANA I'D TAKE REQUESTS ON THE TELEPHONE I'M ON A WAVELENGTH FAR FROM HOME... I'M ON A MEXICAN RADIO. I'M ON A MEXICAN, WHOA-OH, RADIO

Tink absolutely hates that song because she cannot get it out of her head. ;D
Title: Re: Sometimes you just can't win
Post by: zobmie on May 06, 2009, 08:39:59 PM: Oh... why did I read this?!?!?! Now I have that *bleep* song stuck in my head again!!!

JERK!!! ;)
Title: Re: Sometimes you just can't win
Post by: Heradel on May 06, 2009, 08:54:40 PM: I think Zathras has officially lost his internet confessional.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just can't win
Post by: Talia on May 06, 2009, 08:57:59 PM: Oh good, maybe I'll be safe from virtual chair assaults now. :p ;)
Title: Re: Sometimes you just can't win
Post by: zobmie on May 06, 2009, 09:12:40 PM: Quote from: Heradel on May 06, 2009, 08:54:40 PM
I think Zathras has officially lost his internet confessional.

Ah yes, I have invaded his private blog world. Now that I know all of his secrets I will defeat him and take his Miller High Life!!
Title: Re: Sometimes you just can't win
Post by: Zathras on May 06, 2009, 09:13:55 PM: Quote from: Talia on May 06, 2009, 08:57:59 PM
Oh good, maybe I'll be safe from virtual chair assaults now. :p ;)

::has uber biceps man smash Talia with the Chair o' Doom!::

Now I have minions to do my work!
Title: Re: Sometimes you just can't win
Post by: Talia on May 06, 2009, 09:21:17 PM: crap.

*virtually bleeds*
Title: Re: Sometimes you just can't win
Post by: Anarquistador on May 10, 2009, 05:08:19 AM: What in the name of Virtual God is happening in this Virtual Confessional booth!? Tossing chairs, bleeding..

Don't make me get my iBook, eBell, and NetCandle.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just can't win
Post by: Portrait in Flesh on May 10, 2009, 05:29:26 PM: Quote from: Anarquistador on May 10, 2009, 05:08:19 AM
What in the name of Virtual God is happening in this Virtual Confessional booth!?

I think it's just a case of spring fever.

(http://www.mountaintimes.com/mtweekly/2008/0410/coily_bw.gif)
Title: Re: Sometimes you just can't win
Post by: Anarquistador on May 11, 2009, 02:23:27 AM: Get thee behind me, Coily!