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Title: Backpacking through fantasyland
Post by: Talia on May 02, 2009, 06:25:21 AM
Tor.com posted this fun article the other day. In summary: if you were told in a half hour you would be whisked off to SomeFantasyland, what would you throw in your backpack to bring?

http://www.tor.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=blog&id=25752

:D
Title: Re: Backpacking through fantasyland
Post by: Heradel on May 02, 2009, 07:30:37 AM
Nikon FM2n with 35mm ƒ/2 and 105mm ƒ/2.5, however many rolls of B&W I have in the apartment (Edit to add: 11) (and probably whatever is in overpriced stock at the Ritz Photo on B'way), the spare powder developer and fix (the previous would all fit in my photographer's vest, the following would be in that and my messenger bag), pictures of girlfriend, salt, sugar, cumin, tarragon, turmeric, matches, notebooks (reporter's and regular), pens, Macbeth, Paradise Lost, US Constitution & Declaration of Independence & Articles of Confederation pocket edition, passport, rice, kitchen knife, scissors, bowl, fork and spoon, the very small pot and lid, binder with empty negative holders, measuring cup, duct tape, thread and needles.

Only thing I don't have that I'd like to is a lifestraw, but they're awaiting FDA approval. Well, that and the chance to get a proper party together.

Note: Someone may attempt to trip me up by asking where I'll get batteries for the camera — the camera is entirely mechanical. 
Title: Re: Backpacking through fantasyland
Post by: Loz on June 07, 2009, 01:28:52 PM
I'd probably take a copy of <B>The Tough Guide to Fantasyland (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tough-Guide-Fantasyland-LATEST-Gollancz/dp/0575075929/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1244380970&sr=1-1) by Diana Wynne Jones with me to help me identify some of the dangers I'm going to face, such as:
'"Princesses come in two main kinds:
1 Wimps.
2 Spirited and wilful. A spirited princess will be detectable by the scattering of freckles across the bridge of her somewhat tiptilted nose. Spirited Princesses often disguises themselves as boys and invariably marry commoners of sterling worth. With surprising frequency these commoners turn out to be long-lost heirs to Kingdoms (see Princes)."'
and how you can always have a sense of being watched when an assassin is around and, thus warned, you can kill him easily.
Title: Re: Backpacking through fantasyland
Post by: AliceNred on September 29, 2009, 01:48:36 PM
My traveling cloak, dagger, sensible shoes, camera, dagger, matches, plastic shinny beads for trading, first aid kit, toilet paper, chocolate, needle and thread, clothes line for rope, tea, cup, hard candies, bars of soap, a solar chargeable iPod, Pratchett's following suitcase with changes of clothing. And my cat.






Title: Re: Backpacking through fantasyland
Post by: MacArthurBug on October 13, 2009, 06:28:07 PM
snip..

toilet paper, chocolate

Very important nessesities.  I like the way you think
Title: Re: Backpacking through fantasyland
Post by: Gallagher on November 29, 2009, 01:53:26 AM
The 10 Essentials:
1. Sunglasses        2. Map
3. Compass           4. Knife
5. Fire Source        6. Extra Clothes
7. Extra Food         8. Can't Remember
9. Can't Remember  10. Still at a loss to remeber.

Scratch 1, 2 and 3 make up new ones for 8, 9 and 10
1. A sturdy cloak / amazing towel                            8. Old-Fashioned Pocket Telescope
2. A Spear for self-defense hunting and walking staff   9. Sturdy Journal and Writing Implements
3. A homemade backpack                                       10. A magical ball of unending golden yarn