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The Lounge at the End of the Universe => Gallimaufry => Topic started by: lowky on August 24, 2009, 01:58:23 AM

Title: Three word story.
Post by: lowky on August 24, 2009, 01:58:23 AM

This might also belong in the writing thread but...

Three word Story (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_word_story) is a game where each participant can only post three words to further a story.  I will start

The Comet was...

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Post by: thomasowenm on August 24, 2009, 02:01:09 AM

. . .hurtling towards an. . .

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Post by: Heradel on August 24, 2009, 02:36:06 AM

Quote from: thomasowenm on August 24, 2009, 02:01:09 AM

. . .hurtling towards an. . .

asteroid. The Computer...

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Post by: lowky on August 24, 2009, 03:26:19 AM

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asteroid. The Computer...

Showed a BSOD

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Post by: Bdoomed on August 24, 2009, 04:00:36 AM

while scientists rushed

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Post by: lowky on August 24, 2009, 04:47:26 AM

to their telescopes

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Post by: thomasowenm on August 24, 2009, 08:45:49 AM

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to their telescopes.

"Crap!" Amber ran. . .

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Post by: lowky on August 24, 2009, 09:42:27 AM

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to their telescopes.

"Crap!" Amber ran. . .

From the alert  ;)

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Post by: oddpod on August 24, 2009, 05:38:32 PM

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to their telescopes.

"Crap!" Amber ran. . .

From the alert  ;)

while far away

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Post by: Talia on August 24, 2009, 05:46:22 PM

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to their telescopes.

"Crap!" Amber ran. . .

From the alert  ;)

while far away

the aliens schemed!

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Post by: Zathras on August 24, 2009, 05:48:06 PM

Zorg sold guns

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Post by: Talia on August 24, 2009, 06:21:53 PM

to the aliens

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Post by: oddpod on August 24, 2009, 06:39:38 PM

whos devius plot

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Post by: Zathras on August 24, 2009, 06:47:54 PM

for the 5th

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Post by: thomasowenm on August 24, 2009, 08:08:33 PM

Quote from: Zorag on August 24, 2009, 06:47:54 PM

for the 5th

. . .House of andar,. . .

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Post by: Talia on August 24, 2009, 09:20:33 PM

involved angry weasels

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Post by: Portrait in Flesh on August 24, 2009, 11:28:42 PM

...with missing teeth...

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Post by: lowky on August 25, 2009, 01:13:37 AM

...lots of Mescaline...

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Post by: izzardfan on August 25, 2009, 01:50:19 AM

and an armadillo.

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Post by: lowky on August 25, 2009, 02:15:15 AM

The aliens headed...

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Post by: thomasowenm on August 25, 2009, 04:25:14 AM

The story so far. 

The Comet was hurtling towards an asteroid. The Computer Showed a BSOD while scientists rushed to their telescopes.
     "Crap!" Amber ran From the alert.
     While far away the aliens schemed!
     Zorg sold guns to the aliens, whos devious plot for the 5th House of Andar, involved angry weasels with missing teeth, lots of Mescaline and an armadillo. The aliens headed


...by U'sk amassed. . .

Title: Re: Three word story.
Post by: Russell Nash on August 25, 2009, 08:08:07 AM

out by the

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Post by: Zathras on August 25, 2009, 01:06:59 PM

replica of the

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Post by: Talia on August 25, 2009, 01:23:38 PM

Holy Reuben Sandwich

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Post by: lowky on August 25, 2009, 01:47:24 PM

of T'ch'k'tch'kae first....

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Post by: Zathras on August 25, 2009, 02:31:59 PM

Emperor of the

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Post by: lowky on August 25, 2009, 02:40:11 PM

Mi-go brain jar....

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Post by: thomasowenm on August 25, 2009, 08:55:12 PM

"Zorg" U'sk bellowed.

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Post by: Zathras on August 25, 2009, 11:41:43 PM

Meanwhile, the pink

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Post by: lowky on August 26, 2009, 12:48:07 AM

invisible Unicorn frollicked...

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Post by: Portrait in Flesh on August 26, 2009, 01:04:55 AM

with Donny Osmond

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Post by: Russell Nash on August 26, 2009, 07:18:54 AM

in a field

(I feel like all I'm doing in this thread is setting up the next poster.)

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Post by: oddpod on August 26, 2009, 08:17:56 AM

but sadly it

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Post by: Russell Nash on August 26, 2009, 09:17:43 AM

Lost it's horn.

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Post by: oddpod on August 26, 2009, 10:30:35 AM

and its mind

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Post by: lowky on August 26, 2009, 02:24:17 PM

, when Donny did...

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Post by: izzardfan on August 26, 2009, 06:16:07 PM

nothing to help

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Post by: Talia on August 26, 2009, 07:03:48 PM

correct the terrible

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Post by: lowky on August 26, 2009, 11:48:25 PM

loss of the

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Post by: izzardfan on August 27, 2009, 12:26:36 AM

Ambassador's pet llama.

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Post by: lowky on August 27, 2009, 12:40:50 AM

The Lama was...

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Post by: izzardfan on August 27, 2009, 05:40:22 AM

confident that it

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Post by: Ocicat on August 27, 2009, 05:44:34 AM

looked better than

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Post by: thomasowenm on August 27, 2009, 08:48:36 AM

The story so far. 

     The Comet was hurtling towards an asteroid. The Computer Showed a BSOD while scientists rushed to their telescopes.
     "Crap!" Amber ran From the alert.
     
     While far away the aliens schemed!
     
     Zorg sold guns to the aliens, whos devious plot for the 5th House of Andar, involved angry weasels with missing teeth, lots of Mescaline and an armadillo. The aliens headed by U'sk amassed out by the replica of the Holy Reuben Sandwich of T'ch'k'tch'kae first Emperor of the Mi-go brain jar.

     "Zorg" U'sk bellowed.
     
     Meanwhile, the pink invisible Unicorn frollicked with Donny Osmond in a field.  But sadly it lost it's horn and its mind, when Donny did nothing to help correct the terrible loss of the Ambassador's pet llama. 

     The lama was confident that it looked better than

. . . crazy Gary Busey. . .

Title: Re: Three word story.
Post by: oddpod on August 27, 2009, 08:52:45 AM

but feard aliens

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Post by: lowky on August 27, 2009, 01:59:34 PM

would steal the...

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Post by: oddpod on August 27, 2009, 05:57:46 PM

the unicorns secrate

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Post by: Talia on August 27, 2009, 06:37:57 PM

hoard of cocaine

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Post by: Russell Nash on August 27, 2009, 09:49:52 PM

Out in the

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Post by: lowky on August 27, 2009, 11:16:55 PM

Gumdrop Orchard. They...

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Post by: Portrait in Flesh on August 28, 2009, 12:12:51 AM

began Morris dancing

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Post by: lowky on August 28, 2009, 01:12:47 AM

while dressed as...

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Post by: Talia on August 28, 2009, 03:24:15 AM

angry ST:TOS Klingons (that counts as three words, right.. :P)

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Post by: lowky on August 28, 2009, 05:59:17 AM

Wearing pink TuTus (and if BSOD counts then so does ST:TOS)

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Post by: oddpod on August 28, 2009, 07:41:06 AM

then amber awoke

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Post by: lowky on August 28, 2009, 07:55:01 AM

with a start....

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Post by: Russell Nash on August 28, 2009, 03:30:19 PM

and reached for

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Post by: lowky on August 28, 2009, 03:47:31 PM

that damn alarm-clock.

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Post by: Portrait in Flesh on August 29, 2009, 12:47:43 AM

She started scratching

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Post by: lowky on August 29, 2009, 01:11:20 AM

The Triangular Rash

(sorry couldn't resist pimping for the FDO)

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Post by: Jason M on August 29, 2009, 03:39:38 PM

"Llama, Llama, Llamma


(The open quotes are intentional, as is the lack of closing quotes)

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Post by: lowky on August 29, 2009, 03:43:52 PM

Duck" "No it's...

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Post by: oddpod on August 31, 2009, 08:49:29 PM

the end

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Post by: Talia on August 31, 2009, 09:16:35 PM

of the world

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Post by: lowky on August 31, 2009, 10:41:44 PM

the sky is

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Post by: Portrait in Flesh on September 01, 2009, 12:11:47 AM

kissing Jimi Hendrix

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Post by: lowky on September 01, 2009, 01:47:12 AM

in a purple

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Post by: Russell Nash on September 01, 2009, 05:44:51 AM

rain over the

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Post by: lowky on September 01, 2009, 12:40:14 PM

plain in Spain

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Post by: Jason M on September 01, 2009, 12:44:46 PM

while Chaos Legions

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Post by: Russell Nash on September 01, 2009, 12:48:19 PM

sharpen their swords."

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Post by: lowky on September 01, 2009, 01:21:34 PM

"Are you sure

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Post by: Swamp on September 01, 2009, 04:18:59 PM

this story makes

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Post by: Portrait in Flesh on September 01, 2009, 05:33:27 PM

my head hurt

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Post by: Swamp on September 01, 2009, 07:58:24 PM

?"  "Oh yes, I'm

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Post by: Talia on September 01, 2009, 08:50:03 PM

sure. VERY sure.

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Post by: Swamp on September 01, 2009, 09:33:02 PM

!" Zorg told U'sk.

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Post by: oddpod on September 02, 2009, 07:36:19 PM

"it must die!"

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Post by: Portrait in Flesh on September 04, 2009, 12:50:23 AM

"Eek!  It's alive!"

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Post by: lowky on September 04, 2009, 02:18:13 AM

"What is it"

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Post by: Talia on September 04, 2009, 03:12:22 AM

doing in that

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Post by: lowky on September 04, 2009, 03:46:37 AM

The story so far.

     The Comet was hurtling towards an asteroid. The Computer Showed a BSOD while scientists rushed to their telescopes.
     "Crap!" Amber ran From the alert.
     
     While far away the aliens schemed!
     
     Zorg sold guns to the aliens, whos devious plot for the 5th House of Andar, involved angry weasels with missing teeth, lots of Mescaline and an armadillo. The aliens headed by U'sk amassed out by the replica of the Holy Reuben Sandwich of T'ch'k'tch'kae first Emperor of the Mi-go brain jar.

     "Zorg" U'sk bellowed.
     
     Meanwhile, the pink invisible Unicorn frollicked with Donny Osmond in a field.  But sadly it lost it's horn and its mind, when Donny did nothing to help correct the terrible loss of the Ambassador's pet llama.

     The lama was confident that it looked better than crazy Gary Busey but feard aliens would steal the the unicorns secrate hoard of cocaine Out in the Gumdrop Orchard. They began Morris dancing while dressed as angry ST:TOS Klingons Wearing pink TuTus. then amber awoke with a start and reached for that damn alarm-clock. She started scratching The Triangular Rash. "Llama, Llama, Llamma Duck" "No it's the end of the world the sky is kissing Jimi Hendrix in a purple rain over the plain in Spain while Chaos Legions sharpen their swords."  "Are you sure this story makes my head hurt ?"  "Oh yes, I'm sure. VERY sure. !" Zorg told U'sk.  "it must die!" "Eek!  It's alive!" "What is it doing in that

...Chartreus Wedding Gown...

Title: Re: Three word story.
Post by: Russell Nash on September 04, 2009, 08:56:53 AM

"I don't know!"

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Post by: lowky on September 04, 2009, 09:29:13 AM

"Well do something"

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Post by: Russell Nash on September 04, 2009, 09:35:53 AM

"You do something!"

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Post by: Scattercat on September 04, 2009, 09:45:04 AM

"Not for free."

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Post by: lowky on September 04, 2009, 10:16:20 AM

"Who will pay

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Post by: oddpod on September 05, 2009, 07:02:29 AM

for ower salvaton?"

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Post by: lowky on September 05, 2009, 03:21:36 PM

"Only you can...

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Post by: Portrait in Flesh on September 05, 2009, 08:42:58 PM

pat your belly

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Post by: Russell Nash on September 05, 2009, 10:00:31 PM

And rub your

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Post by: Raving_Lunatic on September 05, 2009, 10:14:43 PM

strangely shaped yet

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Post by: lowky on September 05, 2009, 11:31:21 PM

magic rhinoceros horn

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Post by: lowky on September 07, 2009, 06:11:21 AM

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magic rhinoceros horn

." "Of Course, it's

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Post by: Portrait in Flesh on September 09, 2009, 01:39:26 PM

perfectly harmless, but

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Post by: lowky on September 09, 2009, 02:48:34 PM

Your Mileage may

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Post by: Raving_Lunatic on September 16, 2009, 07:43:00 PM

decrease drastically if

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Post by: Talia on September 16, 2009, 08:25:25 PM

you stick it

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Post by: Raving_Lunatic on September 16, 2009, 08:28:12 PM

on the record

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Post by: lowky on September 17, 2009, 03:02:14 AM

player without first...

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Post by: Darwinist on September 17, 2009, 04:16:31 AM

as it were....

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Post by: Russell Nash on September 17, 2009, 05:20:28 AM

cleaning the surface

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Post by: lowky on September 17, 2009, 01:49:10 PM

of the moon

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Post by: Portrait in Flesh on September 17, 2009, 11:49:34 PM

with Pink Floyd

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Post by: lowky on September 18, 2009, 12:35:04 AM

's Ummagumma lp

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Post by: Jason M on September 18, 2009, 12:37:04 AM

.  The Maleficent Orator

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Post by: lowky on September 18, 2009, 12:48:14 AM

The Pervertor of Punctuation,

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Post by: Portrait in Flesh on September 18, 2009, 03:02:26 PM

the Top-knot Terror

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Post by: lowky on September 18, 2009, 03:27:56 PM

did thusly smite

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Post by: Talia on September 18, 2009, 05:15:03 PM

Kanye West. Yay!

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Post by: Jason M on September 18, 2009, 06:40:06 PM

President Obama agreed




(Note, this is not a slam at the President, I almost sent him fan mail for saying that)

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Post by: Russell Nash on September 18, 2009, 06:55:14 PM

Quote from: Zathras on September 18, 2009, 06:40:06 PM

President Obama agreed




(Note, this is not a slam at the President, I almost sent him fan mail for saying that)

Finally, we agree on something.  I was going to send him a muffin basket.

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Post by: lowky on September 18, 2009, 11:21:17 PM

not to wear

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Post by: Jason M on September 19, 2009, 12:23:29 AM

West's face as

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Post by: lowky on September 19, 2009, 02:20:11 AM

a halloween mask

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Post by: Russell Nash on September 19, 2009, 11:07:00 AM

Except on special

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Post by: lowky on September 19, 2009, 01:34:24 PM

Occasions such as...

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Post by: Russell Nash on September 19, 2009, 02:08:22 PM

all TCoRN holidays

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Post by: Portrait in Flesh on September 19, 2009, 03:28:54 PM

those pie-free sorrowful

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Post by: lowky on September 19, 2009, 03:43:24 PM

miserable TCoRN Follydays

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Post by: Bdoomed on September 21, 2009, 04:31:58 AM

of pure awesomeness.

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Post by: Planish on September 21, 2009, 09:49:35 PM

Folding the distance,

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Post by: lowky on September 22, 2009, 12:23:52 AM

cubing the speed,

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Post by: Jason M on September 22, 2009, 02:17:29 AM

the Sand tastes

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Post by: lowky on September 22, 2009, 03:20:08 AM

something most foul

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Post by: Russell Nash on September 22, 2009, 05:30:54 AM

almost like cat

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Post by: lowky on September 22, 2009, 01:46:49 PM

turds, steeped in

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Post by: Russell Nash on September 22, 2009, 02:20:13 PM

polar bear urine

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Post by: lowky on September 22, 2009, 10:56:31 PM

and camel sweat.

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Post by: MacArthurBug on September 23, 2009, 12:53:33 AM

.  Sand dosn't go

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Post by: lowky on September 23, 2009, 02:07:19 AM

doesn't eat any

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Post by: MacArthurBug on September 23, 2009, 10:55:46 PM

more brains. Silly

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Post by: lowky on September 23, 2009, 11:35:18 PM

TCoRN angered THE

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Post by: Planish on September 25, 2009, 08:01:11 PM

ONE, but pleased

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Post by: lowky on September 25, 2009, 11:48:42 PM

but pleased with

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Post by: Portrait in Flesh on September 25, 2009, 11:58:02 PM

repeating words that

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Post by: Jason M on September 25, 2009, 11:58:57 PM

-not The One-

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Post by: lowky on September 26, 2009, 01:39:39 AM

but THE Eater

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Post by: Thaurismunths on September 28, 2009, 10:10:26 PM

. Fin. It's over.