Escape Artists
PseudoPod => About Pseudopod => Topic started by: oddpod on September 18, 2009, 09:03:46 AM
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so, we all know about the terabull blite that sits atop alisters head, and it is a real shame.
true the crown of tenticals he wares theas days covers most of his head, but still at night, when he puts aside his godly trappings there it is.
now i am thinking, its time to give something back to the overlord for all his good(?) works. we are an eclectic bunch hear with a wide range of skills at are disposal shurly there is something we can do!
i am thinking if we put are heads together we can save Alasdair from a life of soshel isolation , finger pointing and shame.
i beseech you fellow forumites, how can we fix al's hair? what stile would suite? how can we stimulate thows reluctant folicals?
do we nead radiation, chemicals, human sacrifice?
should it be mulit or comover or emo-fringe?
let us discus and make the world a better place :-)
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How dare you! You will be added to the ingredients list.
But since you brought it up, I think the only option is a top knot.
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It's clear something like this is in order:
(http://www.devo-obsesso.com/images/gear/plastics/redpomp.jpg)
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We can all contribute! If we all give some hair, we can gather enough to transplant a full head for him!
I can donate some ass-hair. ;D
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we are not making al an ares wig!!!!
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Well. I have an excess of pubic hair. Does that help?
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Well. I have an excess of pubic hair. Does that help?
TMI, TMI, TMI!!!!!!!
I need a ruling from the other mods on whether or not this is a banning offense.
This is intended as a bit of humor. Please do not start a conversation about the mods abuse of power.
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Well. I have an excess of pubic hair. Does that help?
TMI, TMI, TMI!!!!!!!
I need a ruling from the other mods on whether or not this is a banning offense.
This is intended as a bit of humor. Please do not start a conversation about the mods abuse of power.
It may or may not be a banning offense, but it shows that he's a witch.
BURN HIM!
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burn him? whith all that exses hair? do you realise how bad that wuld smell !!
we shuld hang him :-)
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Excellent! I'm already banned after less than 150 posts?
Waidaminnit.
If I'm to be banned then let me go out in style.
What could I say to really offend everyone??
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Excellent! I'm already banned after less than 150 posts?
Waidaminnit.
If I'm to be banned then let me go out in style.
What could I say to really offend everyone??
"You know, I really think Battlfield Earth was one of the best movies of all time."
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Excellent! I'm already banned after less than 150 posts?
Waidaminnit.
If I'm to be banned then let me go out in style.
What could I say to really offend everyone??
"You know, I really think Battlfield Earth was one of the best movies of all time."
You could also insert Supernova and/or Fantastic Four, League of Extraordinar(il)y Crappy Gentleman, or I am sure several others I am deliberately blocking from memory.
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Hey! I liked Battlefield Earth.
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Hey! I liked Battlefield Earth.
I see you didn't defend my list of offensive movies. Just further proof that to do so offends everyone including Our Orator most Malefacient.
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League of Extraordinar(il)y Crappy Gentleman was the first movie i ever walked out of.
my GOD what a piece of shit that was. and i was 13... i didnt know what a bad movie was.
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Thou shalt mock the great and mighty one. His hair retreats in FEAR from his mighty brain. Your hair will be accepted in payment - but only for your SINS!
Now what was this about abusing power? Sounds like FUN!
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League of Extraordinar(il)y Crappy Gentleman was the first movie i ever walked out of.
my GOD what a piece of shit that was. and i was 13... i didnt know what a bad movie was.
Didn't see LXG; don't intend to. But Battlefield Earth broke my heart. Mr. Travolta, you are Off-Source.
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LXG was an absolute travesty. I can see why Alan Moore gets shitty about people making movies from his writings, it was a shockingly bowdlerised mess. Horrible.
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Battlefield Earth made me stay away from SF movies for a long time. That disaster was just a big steaming pile.
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1. I didn't care for Battlefield Earth but I didn't think it stunk.
2. I liked LXG enough to buy a copy on DVD (for $5 in the Best Buy bargain bin)
3. The reason I liked LXG was Stuart Townsend and Sean Connery, not the plot. I also liked Stuart Townsend in Queen of the Damned, which even Anne Rice apparently hated.
*waiting for an avalanche of "my GOD you have bad taste in movies!" comments*
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what about armogedon?
now thats a stupid film :-)
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1. I didn't care for Battlefield Earth but I didn't think it stunk.
2. I liked LXG enough to buy a copy on DVD (for $5 in the Best Buy bargain bin)
3. The reason I liked LXG was Stuart Townsend and Sean Connery, not the plot. I also liked Stuart Townsend in Queen of the Damned, which even Anne Rice apparently hated.
*waiting for an avalanche of "my GOD you have bad taste in movies!" comments*
This leads me to think that you're just a masochist.
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*waiting for an avalanche of "my GOD you have bad taste in movies!" comments*
my GOD you have... ah never mind
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what about armogedon?
now thats a stupid film :-)
Now, come on. You've heard The Orator Malificent's review of "Armageddon", right?? You're just testing the patience of the gods.
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1. I didn't care for Battlefield Earth but I didn't think it stunk.
2. I liked LXG enough to buy a copy on DVD (for $5 in the Best Buy bargain bin)
3. The reason I liked LXG was Stuart Townsend and Sean Connery, not the plot. I also liked Stuart Townsend in Queen of the Damned, which even Anne Rice apparently hated.
*waiting for an avalanche of "my GOD you have bad taste in movies!" comments*
but you already said it for us. If that was the first movie i saw Sean Connery in I would think he couldn't act his way out of a paperbag. Call me fanboy if you will but a lot of my objections to the movie were needless changes from cannon. I can understand a change in cannon to improve flow/make actually filmable, but they made the filming worse imho. And the god awful Hyde Arms. some of the worst SFX I have ever seen.
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I still maintain that LXG was some of Sean Connery's worst acting EVER.
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*waiting for an avalanche of "my GOD you have bad taste in movies!" comments*
You're not gonna get one from the guy who ranks Leonard Part 6 in his top five ;D
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e48/uglydumb/MoviePosterImageforLeonardPart6.jpg)
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I thought Terrence Stamp would have made a much better aged Allan (and maybe if Sean Connery wasn't in it, it wouldn't have had to become "Sean Connery and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen", script-wise)
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I spent 6 months looking for Leonard, parts 1-5.
I was 7 when I saw it.
*waiting for an avalanche of "my GOD you have bad taste in movies!" comments*
You're not gonna get one from the guy who ranks Leonard Part 6 in his top five ;D
edited to remove image.
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I spent 6 months looking for Leonard, parts 1-5.
I was 7 when I saw it.
d00d, even that young, how could you have missed Frayne telling you at the beginning that Leonard's first five adventures had been confiscated in the interests of world security?
Hmmmm ... wonder if we can get them through the Freedom of Information Act?
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d00d, even that young, how could you have missed Frayne telling you at the beginning that Leonard's first five adventures had been confiscated in the interests of world security?
My, don't I feel sheepish?
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d00d, even that young, how could you have missed Frayne telling you at the beginning that Leonard's first five adventures had been confiscated in the interests of world security?
My, don't I feel sheepish?
But what about my FIA idea? Think it's worth a shot?