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The Lounge at the End of the Universe => Gallimaufry => Topic started by: lowky on November 26, 2009, 03:54:35 AM

Title: What an odd sign?
Post by: lowky on November 26, 2009, 03:54:35 AM
Basically, just suggest completely crazy ideas for road signs  completely and thoroughly ripped off from here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?s=687a324bfc9ace83c187b3f2d06b2bbb&t=131911)

Attention: Story time ahead
Title: Re: What an odd sign?
Post by: Scattercat on November 26, 2009, 05:13:59 AM
[ERROR]

(If you're feeling feisty, you can add "Redo from Start.")
Title: Re: What an odd sign?
Post by: Planish on November 26, 2009, 05:59:31 AM
This is an actual sign in Amherst, Nova Scotia, but vandalized:
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DANGER
FALLING mICE
I think it's a vast improvement.
Title: Re: What an odd sign?
Post by: Scattercat on November 26, 2009, 06:38:24 PM
Would it be "Danger: Falling rIce" for confirmed bachelors entering a potential hotbed of romance?
Title: Re: What an odd sign?
Post by: kibitzer on November 26, 2009, 09:59:41 PM
You must be this high to drive on this road.
Title: Re: What an odd sign?
Post by: Alasdair5000 on November 26, 2009, 10:19:11 PM
Basically, just suggest completely crazy ideas for road signs  completely and thoroughly ripped off from here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?s=687a324bfc9ace83c187b3f2d06b2bbb&t=131911)

Attention: Story time ahead

Two absolutely true ones.  Near my house is a stop sign, says STOP in big black letters.

Under it, someone has written HAMMER TIME.


At the top of the road I grew up on is, unusually for the Isle of Man, a hill.  At the top of the hill is a 19th century village called Cregneish which, no lie, a friend of mine was once paid to live in as part of a living history project. 

At the bottom of the road to the village, there are two signs.  One says

CREGNEISH HERITAGE VILLAGE

the other says

CREGNEASH HERITAGE VILLAGE
Title: Re: What an odd sign?
Post by: lowky on November 27, 2009, 01:48:13 AM
Would it be "Danger: Falling rIce" for confirmed bachelors entering a potential hotbed of romance?

Either that or at the bottom of a Cliff with a Chinese restaurant on the edge at the top


Ia Fhgtan: Gibbering Madness ahead