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The Lounge at the End of the Universe => Gallimaufry => Topic started by: Thaurismunths on August 02, 2007, 03:55:50 PM
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We've all thought of it.
Who would win in an all-out, no holds barred fight to the death?
All entries are welcome.
My first entry:
Scott Sigler (http://www.scottsigler.net/contact.html) vs. Phil Rossi (http://www.philrossi.net/index.html)?
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Sigler pull out an AUG and chicken scissors. Rossi pulls out The Lord of Darkness and all his minions. Sigler puts up a fight, but ends up being eaten by Rossi. Sylar style.
Mur Laffertywww.geekfuactiongrip.com (http://www.geekfuactiongrip.com) vs Christianna Elliswww.starshipsmackdown.com (http://www.starshipsmackdown.com)
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Kneel down to Death: Neil Gaiman vs Neal Stephenson
Genre vs ummm, Not?: Ursula le Guin vs Margaret Atwood
Battle of the Sidekicks: Marvin the Paranoid Android vs The Cat from Red Dwarf
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Battle of the Harrys: Harry Dresden vs Harry Potter
The Battle of Paris: Paris Hilton vs The Town of Paris, TX
The Siege of Pod Nang: Farpoint Media vs PodShow
Battle of Dune: Kevin J. Anderson vs Brian Herburt
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Kyle McLachlan vs Alec Newman -- who is the true Atreides heir?
Dumbledore I & II vs Dumbledore III/IV/V - Richard Harris would never have manhandled Harry, but Michael Gambon is more believable as Angry Dumbledore
David Prowse vs Hayden Christensen - 7-foot-tall bodybuilder FTW!
Neil Gaiman's Death vs Terry Pratchett's Death - who would you rather reap you?
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Sigler pull out an AUG and chicken scissors. Rossi pulls out The Lord of Darkness and all his minions. Sigler puts up a fight, but ends up being eaten by Rossi. Sylar style.
My money's on Sigler.
But only because he's going to tag out to some Equipoise-swilling, ex-space Marine special forces, retired linebacker from the UP who attended UofM and lives in Detroit.
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Neil Gaiman's Death vs Terry Pratchett's Death - who would you rather reap you?
No/ /because Pratchett's/ /and that scythe!
/contest there/ /Death has Binky,/
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The Battle of the Flies: Firefly vs Lord of the Flies
The Fight for Freedom: Brown Coats vs 501st
Kings of SF: JMS vs Joss Whedon
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The ultimate chick fight.
Buffy vs. River.
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The ultimate chick fight.
Buffy vs. River.
River, hands down, because she can kill you with her mind!
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Battle of the Harrys: Harry Dresden vs Harry Potter
That'd be a pretty good fight but the one I really want to see is Harry Dresden vs. John Constantine Hellblazer. Not that that'd be much of a contest, mind you. Dresden wouldn't last 30 seconds. ;)
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Battle of the Harrys: Harry Dresden vs Harry Potter
That'd be a pretty good fight but the one I really want to see is Harry Dresden vs. John Constantine Hellblazer. Not that that'd be much of a contest, mind you. Dresden wouldn't last 30 seconds. ;)
Dresden does have a heavenly katana.
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Which is why he'd make it 30 seconds :)
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The ultimate chick fight.
Buffy vs. River.
River, hands down, because she can kill you with her mind!
When did she ever do that?
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The ultimate chick fight.
Buffy vs. River.
River, hands down, because she can kill you with her mind!
When did dhe ever do that?
She never did. But after Ariel, IIRC, when Simon was patching up Jayne, after he gave him that little talk about how someday Jayne would be under Simon's knife, then River leaned in and said, rather jovially... "also, I can kill you with my brain."
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The ultimate chick fight.
Buffy vs. River.
River, hands down, because she can kill you with her mind!
When did dhe ever do that?
She never did. But after Ariel, IIRC, when Simon was patching up Jayne, after he gave him that little talk about how someday Jayne would be under Simon's knife, then River leaned in and said, rather jovially... "also, I can kill you with my brain."
I just re-watched that episode last night. Upon second viewing, I wonder if she wasn't speaking figuratively, meaning, "I'm so much smarter than you, I can trick you into dying" ( or shoot you with my eyes closed :P )
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We may have found out in the second season, stupid Fox.
Or a second movie, stupid Universal.
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She never did. But after Ariel, IIRC, when Simon was patching up Jayne, after he gave him that little talk about how someday Jayne would be under Simon's knife, then River leaned in and said, rather jovially... "also, I can kill you with my brain."
I just re-watched that episode last night. Upon second viewing, I wonder if she wasn't speaking figuratively, meaning, "I'm so much smarter than you, I can trick you into dying" ( or shoot you with my eyes closed :P )
I've always taken that line to be the creepy little devil girl being a typical 16yr old and scaring the bejesus out of Jayne. No real implications of powers or intention.
Had the shot continued, I could see River giggling incessantly as she told Simon what she'd said, then Simon would get really serious and ask "um.. you can't actually?... I mean... can you?"
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Dramatic Chipmunk vs. The Masturbating Bear (from Conan O'Brian)
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She never did. But after Ariel, IIRC, when Simon was patching up Jayne, after he gave him that little talk about how someday Jayne would be under Simon's knife, then River leaned in and said, rather jovially... "also, I can kill you with my brain."
I just re-watched that episode last night. Upon second viewing, I wonder if she wasn't speaking figuratively, meaning, "I'm so much smarter than you, I can trick you into dying" ( or shoot you with my eyes closed :P )
I've always taken that line to be the creepy little devil girl being a typical 16yr old and scaring the bejesus out of Jayne. No real implications of powers or intention.
Had the shot continued, I could see River giggling incessantly as she told Simon what she'd said, then Simon would get really serious and ask "um.. you can't actually?... I mean... can you?"
That's the way I always interpretted that. If she had that kind of power, she would have used it against the reavers.
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Had the shot continued, I could see River giggling incessantly as she told Simon what she'd said, then Simon would get really serious and ask "um.. you can't actually?... I mean... can you?"
lol - I can totally picture that.
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JW would totally have done that too. Maybe it's a deleted scene.
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She never did. But after Ariel, IIRC, when Simon was patching up Jayne, after he gave him that little talk about how someday Jayne would be under Simon's knife, then River leaned in and said, rather jovially... "also, I can kill you with my brain."
I just re-watched that episode last night. Upon second viewing, I wonder if she wasn't speaking figuratively, meaning, "I'm so much smarter than you, I can trick you into dying" ( or shoot you with my eyes closed :P )
I've always taken that line to be the creepy little devil girl being a typical 16yr old and scaring the bejesus out of Jayne. No real implications of powers or intention.
Had the shot continued, I could see River giggling incessantly as she told Simon what she'd said, then Simon would get really serious and ask "um.. you can't actually?... I mean... can you?"
That's the way I always interpretted that. If she had that kind of power, she would have used it against the reavers.
Perhaps what she means is not that she can make your brain melt or your heart stop but that she can make you see things so scary that you die of fright. Which one would guess Reavers can't do. But Jayne has a lot of bad stuff in his past that I'm sure she could turn even scarier.
Or it might just be that you're correct.
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown
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The ultimate chick fight.
Buffy vs. River.
The winner ... er ... survivor takes on Max (from Dark Angel).