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The Lounge at the End of the Universe => Gallimaufry => Topic started by: Thaurismunths on April 13, 2008, 01:09:42 PM

Title: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Thaurismunths on April 13, 2008, 01:09:42 PM
Well, I guess I'm a new member, so thought it would be good to introduce and stuff.   I'm currently living in Scotland (yes, the land of bagpipes and kilts), while undertaking a degree in Behavioural Neuroscience (well, if that doesn't have geek written all over it!).  Unfortunately my spousal unit still lives in sunny California (yeah, it's still snowing here, but we get more sunlight), so we search for commonalities to discuss in our daily chats.  One thing beyond the routine is the EscapePod episodes we are catching up on (didn't I mention geek?).  So, instead of discussing depreciating house prices, we can discuss alternate universes and much rosier futures.  At least I can get Dr.Who and Torchwood a few weeks sooner here...no spoilers!  (and then there's health care...)   Thanks for the stories!!!
Welcome Seeker.
What part of Scotland, and why there?
(See how I'm not making sheep jokes? I think I've grown.)

Moderator: This topic was split from here (http://forum.escapeartists.info/index.php?topic=76.0;all), the new users thread.
Title: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Tango Alpha Delta on April 13, 2008, 01:38:42 PM
Well, I guess I'm a new member, so thought it would be good to introduce and stuff.   I'm currently living in Scotland (yes, the land of bagpipes and kilts), while undertaking a degree in Behavioural Neuroscience (well, if that doesn't have geek written all over it!).  Unfortunately my spousal unit still lives in sunny California (yeah, it's still snowing here, but we get more sunlight), so we search for commonalities to discuss in our daily chats.  One thing beyond the routine is the EscapePod episodes we are catching up on (didn't I mention geek?).  So, instead of discussing depreciating house prices, we can discuss alternate universes and much rosier futures.  At least I can get Dr.Who and Torchwood a few weeks sooner here...no spoilers!  (and then there's health care...)   Thanks for the stories!!!
Welcome Seeker.
What part of Scotland, and why there?
(See how I'm not making sheep jokes? I think I've grown.)

When I read this last night, I could have sworn that it said where... but 'welcome' either way: your secret is safe with me!

As for sheep jokes, I too have grown; I now only make the sheep jokes about the Welsh, as God intended.  ;)
Title: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: CGFxColONeill on April 14, 2008, 04:11:13 PM
you guys are so baaad at that
I had to post that out of sheer boredom

ok I am done I promise ( at least for now)
both were very intentional
Title: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: NoveltySeeker on April 14, 2008, 08:49:03 PM
Welcome Seeker.
What part of Scotland, and why there?
(See how I'm not making sheep jokes? I think I've grown.)

I'm in the small town of St Andrews - lots of golf and pubs - a VERY small town.  Why here?  1. Univ. has a good rep. and I can do my Ph.D. on my topic of choice, 2. born in Scotland, but moved to the States when 8, so cool to be back and 3. Why not?  (I do like novelty!).

And, besides, the hairy coos are much more interesting that the sheep - ok, probably for different reasons! :)
Title: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: stePH on April 14, 2008, 09:20:18 PM
Welcome Seeker.
What part of Scotland, and why there?
(See how I'm not making sheep jokes? I think I've grown.)

When I read this last night, I could have sworn that it said where... but 'welcome' either way: your secret is safe with me!

As for sheep jokes, I too have grown; I now only make the sheep jokes about the Welsh, as God intended.  ;)

What, you've never heard of a place called Montana?
Title: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Thaurismunths on April 14, 2008, 10:10:34 PM
And, besides, the hairy coos are much more interesting that the sheep - ok, probably for different reasons! :)
Yeah, they can't kick backwards, but you have to have either MUCH bigger leggings or a much sturdier fence.
Title: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Russell Nash on April 15, 2008, 06:47:49 PM
And, besides, the hairy coos are much more interesting that the sheep - ok, probably for different reasons! :)
Yeah, they can't kick backwards, but you have to have either MUCH bigger leggings or a much sturdier fence.

::Moderator just shaking his head::
Title: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Heradel on April 15, 2008, 07:05:37 PM
And, besides, the hairy coos are much more interesting that the sheep - ok, probably for different reasons! :)
Yeah, they can't kick backwards, but you have to have either MUCH bigger leggings or a much sturdier fence.
::Moderator just shaking his head::
If I thought I knew what I know about what they were talking about, I'd A. need a brainscrub, and B. need a forum bleach.

To new members, please ignore the men behind the madness. And say hi. They usually don't bite (being more the spitting acid to digest outside the body and slurp it up type).
Title: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Tango Alpha Delta on April 15, 2008, 09:14:57 PM
Welcome Seeker.
What part of Scotland, and why there?
(See how I'm not making sheep jokes? I think I've grown.)

When I read this last night, I could have sworn that it said where... but 'welcome' either way: your secret is safe with me!

As for sheep jokes, I too have grown; I now only make the sheep jokes about the Welsh, as God intended.  ;)

What, you've never heard of a place called Montana?

I've herd of it...
Title: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Thaurismunths on April 16, 2008, 12:46:00 AM
Welcome Seeker.
What part of Scotland, and why there?
(See how I'm not making sheep jokes? I think I've grown.)

When I read this last night, I could have sworn that it said where... but 'welcome' either way: your secret is safe with me!

As for sheep jokes, I too have grown; I now only make the sheep jokes about the Welsh, as God intended.  ;)

What, you've never heard of a place called Montana?

I've herd of it...
You've left the barn door wide open for this thread to get split-railed off.
Title: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: wintermute on April 16, 2008, 12:52:50 AM
Welcome Seeker.
What part of Scotland, and why there?
(See how I'm not making sheep jokes? I think I've grown.)

When I read this last night, I could have sworn that it said where... but 'welcome' either way: your secret is safe with me!

As for sheep jokes, I too have grown; I now only make the sheep jokes about the Welsh, as God intended.  ;)

What, you've never heard of a place called Montana?

I've herd of it...
You've left the barn door wide open for this thread to get split-railed off.
Yeah, we're going to get all kine of puns, now...
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: birdless on April 16, 2008, 02:43:21 AM
Yeah, we're going to get all kine of puns, now...
Bull! That BS never happens around here. I've heifer mind to call you a calf-wit.
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Tango Alpha Delta on April 16, 2008, 02:51:15 AM
Yeah, we're going to get all kine of puns, now...
Bull! That BS never happens around here. I've heifer mind to call you a calf-wit.

That cuts deep... not to mince words, but I resent being mooved like that!
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: CGFxColONeill on April 16, 2008, 04:18:56 AM
ok now I have a steak in this I have to see where it will go
keep em coming
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Russell Nash on April 16, 2008, 09:28:08 AM
::A tear runs down the moderators cheek.::

I can't take all of this stuff about sheep.  I'm going on vacation to New Zealand.
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Thaurismunths on April 16, 2008, 09:59:19 AM
::A tear runs down the moderators cheek.::

I can't take all of this stuff about sheep.  I'm going on vacation to New Zealand.
Hay! We aren't trying to ram it down anyone's throat (anymore). Maybe ewe should relax and wether out this udder nonsense in the lamb down-under?
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: wintermute on April 16, 2008, 10:46:33 AM
::A tear runs down the moderators cheek.::

I can't take all of this stuff about sheep.  I'm going on vacation to New Zealand.
Hay! We aren't trying to ram it down anyone's throat (anymore). Maybe ewe should relax and wether out this udder nonsense in the lamb down-under?

I think you mean "down udder".
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Chodon on April 16, 2008, 01:06:38 PM
::A tear runs down the moderators cheek.::

I can't take all of this stuff about sheep.  I'm going on vacation to New Zealand.
I hear velcro gloves help you to get a handle on them.  Make sure to pack a pair.
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: CGFxColONeill on April 16, 2008, 05:28:41 PM
I hear velcro gloves help you to get a handle on them.  Make sure to pack a pair.

that sounds like it might be a sticky situation
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Russell Nash on April 16, 2008, 05:32:42 PM
::A tear runs down the moderators cheek.::

I can't take all of this stuff about sheep.  I'm going on vacation to New Zealand.
I hear velcro gloves help you to get a handle on them.  Make sure to pack a pair.
With my charisma I don't need them.
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Roney on April 16, 2008, 09:31:38 PM
What part of Scotland, and why there?
(See how I'm not making sheep jokes? I think I've grown.)

As for sheep jokes, I too have grown; I now only make the sheep jokes about the Welsh, as God intended.  ;)


Except in Scotland, where it's perfectly cromulent to make sheep jokes about Aberdonians.
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Tango Alpha Delta on April 17, 2008, 02:52:14 AM
::A tear runs down the moderators cheek.::

I can't take all of this stuff about sheep.  I'm going on vacation to New Zealand.
I hear velcro gloves help you to get a handle on them.  Make sure to pack a pair.
With my charisma I don't need them.

Is that why you wear button fly jeans?  So they don't hear your "charisma"?

Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Thaurismunths on April 17, 2008, 04:22:30 PM
::A tear runs down the moderators cheek.::

I can't take all of this stuff about sheep.  I'm going on vacation to New Zealand.
I hear velcro gloves help you to get a handle on them.  Make sure to pack a pair.
With my charisma I don't need them.
By "charisma" you mean "cliff?"
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Russell Nash on April 17, 2008, 04:34:52 PM
::A tear runs down the moderators cheek.::

I can't take all of this stuff about sheep.  I'm going on vacation to New Zealand.
I hear velcro gloves help you to get a handle on them.  Make sure to pack a pair.
With my charisma I don't need them.
By "charisma" you mean "cliff?"
Tazer
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: stePH on April 17, 2008, 09:55:42 PM
what is this ... rec.music.progressive?  ::)
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Bdoomed on April 18, 2008, 04:30:06 AM
MOO!

blunt nuff for ya?
love how everyone flocked over here, wether or not they wanted to continue the puns.  for a fleecing instant i was going to not post, but thought, what the flock, why not?


...

im gonna go put my mutton the porch. :D
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Heradel on April 18, 2008, 04:34:34 AM
I now regret being he that encouraged this flocking mess.
Title: Re: Split Sheep Puns
Post by: Tango Alpha Delta on April 18, 2008, 11:27:09 PM
I now regret being he that encouraged this flocking mess.

For those who feel "sorry" for the poor little sheep, remember that they are happier in their domesticated state.  For truly...

...the pen IS mightier than the sward.

(Let the weekend begin...)