Escape Artists
The Lounge at the End of the Universe => Gallimaufry => Topic started by: Bdoomed on July 27, 2008, 06:47:16 PM
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
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I have a FSM Simulacrum (http://www.venganza.org/spread/simulacrum.htm) gazing down at me with his unblinking googly eyes, from the shelf above my monitor as we
speak type.
It's a comfort to me to know He's always there. Sessile, eternal.
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I have a FSM Simulacrum (http://www.venganza.org/spread/simulacrum.htm) gazing down at me with his unblinking googly eyes, from the shelf above my monitor as we speak type.
It's a comfort to me to know He's always there. Sessile, eternal.
Only the FSM Himself is sessile and eternal -- all representations are temporal, and unless you glued it to the shelf, it's not even sessile.
Asserting that a mere representation contains the eternal essence of the FSM is, I believe, a rather serious heresy....
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Ugh, I hate theology fights.
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praise N-sh
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"Why not post this?" ... because it's really silly?
No, wait ... this is the "Gallimaufry" section of the Escape Artists forums. Need a better reason than that.
As you were ...
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... all representations are temporal, and unless you glued it to the shelf, it's not even sessile.
It is merely a simulacrum after all. And the shelf itself is not truly sessile either.
RAmen.
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http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500231477563
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http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500231477563
Wow, that took a LONG time to load! Worth it, though. :)