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The Lounge at the End of the Universe => Gallimaufry => Topic started by: Bdoomed on November 09, 2008, 09:49:33 AM
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im so drunk! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA dont hate.
I can barely type... this is hard! hahahahahaha sorry guys. ]- 0'0o-
that was my friend with the random symbols and numbers
iiiim gonna stop now.
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im so drunk! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA dont hate.
I can barely type... this is hard! hahahahahaha sorry guys. ]- 0'0o-
that was my friend with the random symbols and numbers
iiiim gonna stop now.
Go sleep it off, d00d. ;)
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DEATH TO BRAINCELLS!!!!
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haha :P im good, still alive
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I think we should start a sticky thread just with "Bdoomed's college shenanigan's" where he can post any and all of these tidbits. We then archive it and sell it for lots of money when he goes into politics.
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DEATH TO BRAINCELLS!!!!
Alcohol is to brain cells as wolves are to bison: They prey on the sickest and slowest members of the group first, leaving the group stronger and healthier overall.
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I think we should start a sticky thread just with "Bdoomed's college shenanigan's" where he can post any and all of these tidbits. We then archive it and sell it for lots of money when he goes into politics.
oh no, i'll never get to successfully, legally lie to all of America!
but im down for a lil blackmail material :P
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The liver is evil and must be punished.
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The liver is evil and must be punished.
LIVER spelled backward is R EVIL.
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The liver is evil and must be punished.
LIVER spelled backward is R EVIL.
Only yellow people think their livers are evil.
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LIVER spelled backward is R EVIL.
Only yellow people think their livers are evil.
Well you can see from my avatar that I'm Japanese ...
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2389/2754627902_8245396c41_o.gif)
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LIVER spelled backward is R EVIL.
Only yellow people think their livers are evil.
Well you can see from my avatar that I'm Japanese ...
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2389/2754627902_8245396c41_o.gif)
I was referring to Jaundice.
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I was referring to Jaundice.
I don't know her.
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ya i didn't get that reference either :P
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[Professor Heradel]
jaundice |ˈjôndis|
noun
a medical condition with yellowing of the skin or whites of the eyes, arising from excess of the pigment bilirubin and typically caused by obstruction of the bile duct, by liver disease, or by excessive breakdown of red blood cells.
• bitterness, resentment, or envy.
ORIGIN Middle English jaunes, from Old French jaunice ‘yellowness,’ from jaune ‘yellow.’ The sense [bitterness] (late 16th cent.) arose from the traditional association of the color yellow with jealousy.
[/Professor Heradel]
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I just wanted to say that I got it. Heradel, your reference wasn't too obscure.
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I just wanted to say that I got it. Heradel, your reference wasn't too obscure.
I got it too; I was making a joke since it was capitalized like a proper name. And it sounds like something Sarah Palin might name her next daughter.
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I got it as well course that may have been since my sister had hepatitis a few years back lol
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I got it as well course that may have been since my sister had hepatitis a few years back lol
What the hell is so funny about hepatitis?
;)
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Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...
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Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...
roflmao :D
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Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...
roflmao :D
Hey, wait! He hasn't even gotten to the punchline yet!
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Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...
Cirrhosis ducks.
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Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...
Cirrhosis ducks.
::groan::
Bravo!
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I was laughing about the sarcastic part of my post :P
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I was laughing about the sarcastic part of my post :P
No, really? ::)
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Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...
roflmao :D
Hey, wait! He hasn't even gotten to the punchline yet!
He said he was drunk, didn't he?
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drunk again.... 1.5 beers. 3 total tho... haaaaaaaaaahahhhahdkjlf;awiodskma;lmeioaw
so dizzy. cant feel fingers... or cheeks.
yepp...
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drunk again.... 1.5 beers. 3 total tho... haaaaaaaaaahahhhahdkjlf;awiodskma;lmeioaw
so dizzy. cant feel fingers... or cheeks.
yepp...
Dude, we have got to work on that tolerance ;)
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i don WANNA work on the tolerance! its cheap!
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still drunk btw. hahaha
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i don WANNA work on the tolerance! its cheap!
Right on, brotha!
Back in the alcoholic haze that was my time in the Army, I used to slam a 6-pack right before going to the bar. My tolerance was wayyyyy high and there was no such thing as a "cheap drunk".
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comin off bein drunk again.... soooo dizzy.
gonna watch the SEC championship tomorrow at Hooters :D
its nice being more social when drunk :P
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comin off bein drunk again.... soooo dizzy.
gonna watch the SEC championship tomorrow at Hooters :D
its nice being more social when drunk :P
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
What's with all the drinking and being social?
Aren't you a moderator on an SF forum who's in his freshman year of college?
Shouldn't you be hiding in a nerd cave, eschewing hygiene and fearing females?
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comin off bein drunk again.... soooo dizzy.
gonna watch the SEC championship tomorrow at Hooters :D
its nice being more social when drunk :P
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
What's with all the drinking and being social?
Aren't you a moderator on an SF forum who's in his freshman year of college?
Shouldn't you be hiding in a nerd cave, eschewing hygiene and fearing females?
;D
Unless of course, this is the reality and he just makes these rambling-drunk stories up to make his life sound more interesting. But what do I know, I'm high on acid.
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nerds come in all shapes and sizes
and I'm not a nerd, I'm a geek. there's a difference.
that means I'm allowed to be social :P
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But you still aren't allowed around the "popular kids".
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Read "early clones".
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Happy Zobmas everyone! I'm in tight with Santa. I help him stage his toy drops every year. You see, Santa can't keep all the toys on his sleigh, so he needs drop points so he can reload. Anyway, I did such a good job this year, and Santa was so thankful that he left me a 24 pack Sam Adams Winter Sampler. Hell, he even had one while he was leaving presents.
Anyway, I've been sampling all of the beer. There are 6 different varieties. And, since I've tried one of each, I've broken out the Miller High Life. So I felt this was a great place to post.
It's fragging Christmas, the kids are in bed and I'm drunk. My wife isn't, 'cause she's pregnant. Poor woman has to put up with a drunken Zathras!
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ive had about 9 beers... i get drunk off 3...
GATORS ARE BCS CHAMPS!!!! WOOOO!
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drunk again. realized my parents have lotsa alcohol in our liquor cabinet and my mom doesnt care if i drink it... soooo just had some while talking to peoples on teamspeak.
fun.
kay.
im done.
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What's with all the drinking and being social?
Auditioning for AOMS (http://www.theitspot.com/shorts.html).
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What's with all the drinking and being social?
Auditioning for AOMS (http://www.theitspot.com/shorts.html).
hahahaha.
they actually just read a story of mine :) ep. 116 :D
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What's with all the drinking and being social?
Auditioning for AOMS (http://www.theitspot.com/shorts.html).
hahahaha.
they actually just read a story of mine :) ep. 116 :D
I wanted to listen to that, but I still can't make it through more than 2 minutes of that rambling mess of a podcast.
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
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yeah you KNOW why i'm posting here.
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yeah you KNOW why i'm posting here.
Yeah, yeah, have another drink why don't you.
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nah im done for tonite :P
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(http://sugarmegs.org/posternutbag/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours.jpeg)
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No offense but I think liquor is the only anyone would want to touch those lips. Those are some bfugly women in that picture.
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(http://sugarmegs.org/posternutbag/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours.jpeg)
No offense but I think liquor is the only [way] anyone would want to touch those lips. Those are some bfugly women in that picture.
This all seems familiar somehow. Have we had this conversation here before?
(and I just love it all to pieces when somebody says "no offense but ..." and then says something blatantly offensive :D)
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(http://sugarmegs.org/posternutbag/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours.jpeg)
No offense but I think liquor is the only [way] anyone would want to touch those lips. Those are some bfugly women in that picture.
This all seems familiar somehow. Have we had this conversation here before?
(and I just love it all to pieces when somebody says "no offense but ..." and then says something blatantly offensive :D)
No offense, but your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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http://sugarmegs.org/posternutbag/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours.jpeg
No offense but I think liquor is the only [way] anyone would want to touch those lips. Those are some bfugly women in that picture.
This all seems familiar somehow. Have we had this conversation here before?
(and I just love it all to pieces when somebody says "no offense but ..." and then says something blatantly offensive :D)
I have no problem with people who don't want to drink and don't want to be involved with someone who does, but i still say those are some bfugly women in that picture. I was not referring to the posters lips but to those of the bfugly women. I have no problem with the original poster, and I meant that the thought of anyone requiring alcohol to be involved with anyone else might be offensive. I would never get anyone drunk to have sex with them. I may not have many morals but that is certainly top of the list. But if you want me to have sex with the women in the picture, I am not sure there is enough alcohol in the world for me to strap on some beer goggles.
(http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/2156/original/ze-goggles-zey-do-nothing.jpg)
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the woman on the top right would probably be cute if she weren't pouting.
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maybe but is that even a woman on the far left middle row?
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maybe but is that even a woman on the far left middle row?
Might have been, at one time.
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maybe but is that even a woman on the far left middle row?
Might have been, at one time.
I was thinking it might have been a man in drag, at one time...Before being dragged by a horse, through a rocky desert over several cacti
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Yeah you KNOW why I'm posting here. (this time from my iPhone)
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:D
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Can we import a new emoticon? I think bdoomed could get some heavy use out of it:
(http://www.dancarlin.com/phpbb3/images/smilies/Drunk.gif)
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working on coctail recipies for T-day and accidentally stumbled into drunk land. Thought I'd joing BD and lift my cup here
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cheers
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holy blaaah way over wasted atm. took a picture that'll be my next avatar as per my promise.
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(http://www.dancarlin.com/phpbb3/images/smilies/Drunk.gif)
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I confess, I run and drink beer, then run some more and drink some more beer, then sing rude songs.
If anyone else thinks this sounds like fun, check out this page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers
and then do a web search for your local chapter....
On-On
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me this time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
why carnt life be feking simpel :-(
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YAAAAAY I haez company!
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whoops I found the vodka! WHeeeeee!
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:D! more company! everybody now!
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Finished off my gluten-free beer. Crown Royal is next on the list. ;)
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Much later tonight. Count on it.
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Raaaaah! From my iPhone woooooooo smaaashed and my reunion party totaly worked and I'll probably explain thi later and woooooooo hahaha man I'm smashed
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Raaaaah! From my iPhone woooooooo smaaashed and my reunion party totaly worked and I'll probably explain thi later and woooooooo hahaha man I'm smashed
There's something about how Bdoomed shares meatspace encounters with C2H5OH that makes me feel like he's conflated his lives into a kind of cyborg. Almost as if that iPhone (or any other smartphone) was a limb at this point.
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Raaaaah! From my iPhone woooooooo smaaashed and my reunion party totaly worked and I'll probably explain thi later and woooooooo hahaha man I'm smashed
There's something about how Bdoomed shares meatspace encounters with C2H5OH that makes me feel like he's conflated his lives into a kind of cyborg. Almost as if that iPhone (or any other smartphone) was a limb at this point.
So... how would a drunk iPhone act? I'm curious ;)
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A drunk iPhone would act like a blackberry storm. What, you clicked me? I didn't notice try again
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Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light?
Or just another lost angel, city of night?
nah I'm not drunk, just jammin to The Doors, and the song I'm listening to right now (not L.A. Woman), Morrison is drunk/high as hell.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yeah. cheers folks.
tonight was crazy as FJKEORPJRKESL.
there was porn projected onto a building. 2 stories of porn. it was very weird. very. very. very. weird.
and a 42 year old english guy without an english accent. i dont think that counts as english.
and women making out.
aaaaah college.
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it was very hot. very. very. very. hot.
fixed that for you
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yeah. cheers folks.
tonight was crazy as FJKEORPJRKESL.
there was porn projected onto a building. 2 stories of porn.
I'm sure that's a violation of some law.
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I'm sure that's a violation of some law.
yeah probably.
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2 stories of porn.
Porn has stories?
What are they teaching kids today in college?!
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ha.
yeah.
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WOOOO happy St. Patrick's day!
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2 stories of porn.
Porn has stories?
What are they teaching kids today in college?!
How to write porn stories?
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thares lots of fab porn whith storys! and not just daft porn vershon of *insert filmname hear*
its grate for watching whith youre good lady/jentalman
can higly recomend pirates and its sequel
NWS
http://www.piratesxxx.com/main.php
or vampire sex diarys
NWS
http://www.vampireerotica.net/liacarla/index.php/2010/02/15/vampire-sex-diaries/
both realy fun slabs of sexy chease :-)
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also
way-hay my disertaton is done ! BLLLAAAARRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
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also
way-hay my disertaton is done ! BLLLAAAARRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! Congrats dude. Cheers KANPAI!
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thanks :-)
i can now feald any questons you may have on the anthropemophisum of technolagy
other whise known as "how i stopped working and learned to love my toaster"
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thares lots of fab porn whith storys! and not just daft porn vershon of *insert filmname hear*
Hey, don't be hatin' on Edward Penis-hands (starring Nikki Six!)
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Hahhhahahahaha yeah i'm so drunk.
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Hahhhahahahaha yeah i'm so drunk.
So what else is new Brian? :P
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So I think I just spent an evening with Taiwanese captains of industry drinking kaoliang (if you don't know what that is, it's on Wikipedia) for my job. Uh, yes, for my job.
Yeah, I figure since the bottle I, uh, we, drank had pictures of the Taiwanese president and vice president on the label (yeah, really), I did good by drinking an official liquor of the Taiwanese people. Yeah, I did good.
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So I think I just spent an evening with Taiwanese captains of industry drinking kaoliang (if you don't know what that is, it's on Wikipedia) for my job. Uh, yes, for my job.
Yeah, I figure since the bottle I, uh, we, drank had pictures of the Taiwanese president and vice president on the label (yeah, really), I did good by drinking an official liquor of the Taiwanese people. Yeah, I did good.
Reminds me of Spring festival in Wuhan. We drank a bottle of Baijiu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baijiu) and to quote
Because of its clarity, baijiu can appear similar to several other liquors, but generally has a significantly higher ABV than, for example, vodka (35-50%), Japanese shōchū (25%), or Korean soju (20-45%), and its flavour is distinctive and unique.
Which basically means that it tastes somewhat like (and can be used in place of) Paint Thinner. The custom is to fill a smallish maybe 3-4oz glass to the top and then say Gan bei which means bottoms up. We finished off the 1 liter bottle and then switched to Jack Daniels. It was like drinking water in comparison. None of the usual whiskey warmth or anything.
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I'm happy that post of mine made some sense, given my state of mind when I wrote it.
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I'm happy that post of mine made some sense, given my state of mind when I wrote it.
I dunno how you do it man. Typing and sense making does not work for me at all when intoxicated.
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I'm happy that post of mine made some sense, given my state of mind when I wrote it.
I dunno how you do it man. Typing and sense making does not work for me at all when intoxicated.
This implies you make sense when not intoxicated Bdoomed. j/k ;)
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Ugh, soju is just awful.
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This is one of my favorite threads. :P
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It's that time again, folks.
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OH! MY GOD! It's full of stars...
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I am NOT drunk. That really WAS an earthquake!!!
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Woo. :P
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Woo. :P
Oh man, we got a noise complaint and a cop came and everrything.
And there was blood in my bathroom in the sink and on the shower curtain becasue its' halloween and all and the cop wanted to use a bathroom so i was like "hey you can use mine but dont mind the blood, its fake!" it was hilarious. wow im still drunk imma sleep now.
Awesome party. :P
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahaha yup.
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still yup. :D :P
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oh my god still drunk and read the last post i meade and taht was like last halloween hahah whyd i type that this time!!??????? wtf!!!! that was so long ago i literelly have no recollection of typing that. wow im do fakjsdl;fjesiopruaewi
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o wait read the post before last post... hahahahaha wow. ookay. im makking a fool of myself. imma goonna stop now.
i love you guys.
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we luv u 2 dude
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I hope you left your katana in its scabbard. I wouldn't want you to have to type with two fingers out of necessity. ;-)
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Oh I did. There was talk of people wanting to see it, and all I could think about was the katana thread, so I took it only a little out haha, put it back quickly.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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(http://www.dancarlin.com/phpbb3/images/smilies/Drunk.gif)
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Now this is a quality source of entertainment!
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LULWUT?!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS CRAZY.
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I feel I should let everyone know that I turn 21 on Saturday.
Yup.
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I feel I should let everyone know that I turn 21 on Saturday.
Yup.
I look forward to your late Saturday/early Sunday posts.
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Drinking on your 21st birthday is fun if you pace yourself.
Having your stomach pumped on your 21st birthday is not.
Trust me, I've been at both places. Pace yourself and beware of the crazy drinks.
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I feel I should let everyone know that I turn 21 on Saturday.
Yup.
Happy birthday!
(http://www.nightcruiser.com.au/wa/perth/birthday/21st_birthday.gif)
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:) thanks!
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Blarg druuuuuuuuuuuuunk :)
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Blarg druuuuuuuuuuuuunk :)
Happy 21?
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Happy 21! Question is, did you have to buy your own drinks?
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:D It was a happy 21. I didn't buy my own drinks :P
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I remember my 21st birthday...
I bought my first-ever beer and drank almost half of it over the course of the meal. Crazy times, crazy times...
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Haha, nice.
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I can't imagine my 21st will be all that special, given that I live in a country where you become old enough to drink at the same age as you become old enough to vote.
But I hope you had a good one.
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Probably the best birthday I've ever had, and maybe one of the best overall days I've ever had. And not just because of the alcohol ;)
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So you all might like this. Drunk as I type this on my iPhone btw...
Last night I went with my girlfriend to a bar, she is underage and did 4 shots of vodka prior... Way too many in hindsight (she's tiny). Anyway eventually she gets sick and I decide to lead her home. I'm also inebriated. I decide I really have to pee at one point. So I do, oblivious as to where I am. Mid-pee, some asshole flashes his brights at me so I flick him off. Then I hear "you flicked off the wrong person". Police lights flash and I say "oh man, sorry officer, but can I finish peeing?". He lets me, very nice of him.
Turns out I'm peeing on the alachua county courthouse. And flicked off a cop while doing it. :D!!!
$221 fine for urinating in public, and I assured the officer that I knew not where I was peeing and meant nothing by it.
I think it's friggin hilarious and rockstar.
Anyway... That was last night haha. Drunk again tonight and party tomorrow night. <3 u all.
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Oops. :p
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Yeah... pretty much. :)
Epic
Rockstar.
regret it, but don't at the same time.
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It little stories like that which give you a funny story to share at a party every now and again, but the best part will come about 15-20 years later when you are talking to your teenager about things "not to do" in public...
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ldrunk again, but legally.
<3 you all.
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my turn to be drunk, bitches.
you are all lovely people.
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*cheers to that* You are lovely people as well, iamafish.
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I'm drunk again. awwwwwwwkwwwwwwwward.
you are STILL lovely people.
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:)
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You kids are so cute :P
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it's worrying that when I get home drunk, my first instinct it to inform the internet that I'm drunk...
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I wouldn't worry about it. It's good for you. The internet is good for you. Jooooin us.
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Gooble gobble
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it's worrying that when I get home drunk, my first instinct it to inform the internet that I'm drunk...
Well, this is a safe, little part of Teh Innernets. We won't tell anyone.
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it's worrying that when I get home drunk, my first instinct it to inform the internet that I'm drunk...
It only becomes a problem when your first instinct is to post about it and you find a posts that says "Yes we know." and the post is within 10 minutes of you logging on your computer.
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it's worrying that when I get home drunk, my first instinct it to inform the internet that I'm drunk...
Now listen, don't quote me on this: http://bash.org/?201579
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Threadomancy with a side of Irish car bombs.
>_< more drunk than I've been in a long while.
This is like... The best forum ever. Seriously, I love you guys. And girls.
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...and we love you. :)
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Ich bin ein bischen blau. Varum. Tsugi wa Daikaiju da. Yo soy feliz.
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Ich bin ein bischen blau. Varum. Tsugi wa Daikaiju da. Yo soy feliz.
Seeing as you're babbling in three non-native languages, I'd say it's more than a bit.
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Brian is apparently the first of the three types of drunk, as enumerated by Gabriel Iglesias:
- I love you!
- I hate you!
- 'mere.
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THREADOMANCY. yep.
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Bdoomed: getting drunk since November 09, 2008.
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classic thread
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