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Episode Comments / PC769: In The Woods Somewhere (or Stories Never Leave)
« Last post by Ocicat on January 16, 2023, 08:06:31 PM »
PodCastle 769: In The Woods Somewhere (or Stories Never Leave)

Author: Victor Forna
Narrators: Moustapha Mbacké Diop, Ada Nnadi, and Somto Ihezue
Host: Shingai Njeri Kagunda
Audio Producer: Eric Valdes

Previously published by Bad Form (African History Issue)

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Show Notes
Rated PG-13



 

Gods Slap Those Who Summon Them.

We shouldn’t have been there — but we were, hiding behind the kola-nut tree, peering into the silver night, parents worried over our empty beds back home, and that’s why we can tell you today, beside this fire, how the old god was summoned from underneath the earth. Pa Yamba, who had changed his name to Peter —

To Ruben.

Don’t interrupt me.

But we’re both telling the story.

Whatever. Pa Yamba, who had changed his name to Ruben, was the only one who opposed the invocation. “These things always go bad,” he said. Bai Masim, chief of traditions, gave Pa Yamba a reply: “We prayed to the god that those priests brought from their lands, we prayed to his son, we even used their shotguns. Has any of that helped us against these – these – what’s the word?” The catholic stayed quiet, blinking too many times. During his silence, we sighted Thara coming out of a nearby hut. Thara wasn’t even a —

You don’t know that. What does it even matter to the story? And, if she wasn’t a virgin, tell me, would her blood have accomplished the summoning? Tell what needs to be told, or I will take it from here.

You could never tell this story better than me. I only mentioned that so they’d understand why the god slapped Thara when he arose. Anyway, before all that, Thara walked naked, hugging herself to cover her breasts from the cold and the lustful eyes of the elders —

They didn’t look at her that way. Come on.

Whatever. The elders led Thara to a small, rectangular pit. Bai Masim showed her how she must stand over it: feet apart, and resting on the longer sides of the opening. Thara stood so for a while, then her blood, streaking down her legs, began dripping into the pit. One. Two. At the third drop, Bai Masim started chanting an uncanny tune, flinging his feet before him like a rabbit in want of freedom from a snare —




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Science Fiction Discussion / Re: Story adapted by Netflix
« Last post by Moritz on January 13, 2023, 03:59:03 PM »
I know I'm a bit late - because I just started using Netflix last month! - but I thought the whole of Love, Death & Robots had a very Escape Pod feeling to it, trying to remember which ones had been podcasts...
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The Writing Forum / Re: Introductory post
« Last post by Languorous Lass on January 07, 2023, 08:42:17 PM »
Hi, Monte, and welcome!
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The Writing Forum / Introductory post
« Last post by Monte_Lin on January 06, 2023, 08:23:42 PM »
Intro post!

(I had thought I had an account, but maybe I never completed reg or it got purged?)

In either case, I'm a writer based in Oregon. I have a couple of stories in Cast of Wonders. Looking forward to the discussions here!
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Episode Comments / PC768: The Consequences of Microwaving Styrofoam
« Last post by Ocicat on January 05, 2023, 08:01:50 AM »
PodCastle 768: The Consequences of Microwaving Styrofoam

Author: Leah Ning
Narrator: Peter Adrian Behravesh
Host: Matt Dovey
Audio Producer: Devin Martin

PodCastle 768: The Consequences of Microwaving Styrofoam is a PodCastle original.

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Show Notes
Rated PG-13



 

We meet when we’re sixteen, and the Spark pops bright orange between us the moment our eyes meet. I don’t want to be friends with her. She’s strange and aloof and unkind. But the Spark is the Spark, and everyone saw it, so soon I’m alone. No one else wants to be friends with her either, so they draw away from me by association.

Now she’s the only one who’ll share a lunch table with me. We sit as far apart as possible, me with my sandwich dripping jelly onto the plastic bag I’ve placed carefully beneath it and her loudly slurping microwaved tomato soup from its Styrofoam bowl. I think about telling her she shouldn’t microwave it and don’t. Maybe if it kills her I won’t have to bother with her or that fucking Spark.

It occurs to me that maybe I, too, am strange and aloof and unkind. It also occurs to me that maybe she’s not the reason no one wants to be friends with me.

I search for ways to get rid of the Spark in incognito browser tabs, rubbing at wrists that weren’t sore before we Sparked. Google just brings up dry Wikipedia pages on the first appearances of the Spark fifty-seven-point-five years ago and chirpy blog posts by Spark-bonded best friends for life who just can’t get enough of spending time together. I pretend to gag even though I’m alone in my room and it’s 2 a.m.

Yeah, my Spark was definitely an excuse for my “friends” to get away from me.




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Episode Comments / Re: PC005/767: The Ant King: A California Fairy Tale
« Last post by Ocicat on January 05, 2023, 08:01:40 AM »
This story has been re-run as PodCastle 767: TALES FROM THE VAULTS – The Ant King
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Episode Comments / Re: EP 800: Give Me Cornbread or Give Me Death
« Last post by CryptoMe on January 03, 2023, 11:03:36 PM »
This story also didn't work for me. I generally like JK Nemesin's work, but this one fell flat for me. It seemed like we were being hit over the head with a sledge hammer regarding the racism point. That said, I liked the idea of training the dragon with food and would have liked to see it fleshed out a bit more.
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Episode Comments / Re: EP798-799: No Strangers Any More
« Last post by CryptoMe on January 03, 2023, 10:52:46 PM »
I think that the story implies that the Monarchy shouldn’t exist.

Interesting. I thought the story was pointing out how the British monarchy will always have a role to play as apolitical diplomats.
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Flash Fiction Contest VII -- Cast of Wonders / Re: WE HAVE OUR WINNERS!
« Last post by twoflower22 on December 29, 2022, 11:53:05 PM »
Congratulations to the winners! I'm very excited to hear these stories produced. (Although I would love to hear Midsummer Refrain produced as well, that's a story that I haven't stopped thinking about since I read it.)
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Episode Comments / Re: Pseudopod 261: Widdershins
« Last post by Robert Mammone on December 29, 2022, 12:10:28 PM »
Good Lord!  Is it really a touch over 11 years since Widdershins was released on this site?  Happy anniversary to me, and once again, many thanks for the kind and interesting comments!