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Episode Comments / PC766: Lockdown Around the Christmas Tree
« Last post by Ocicat on December 26, 2022, 11:33:21 PM »
PodCastle 766: Lockdown Around the Christmas Tree

Authors: Heather Shaw and Tim Pratt
Narrators: Shingai Njeri Kagunda, Eleanor R. Wood, Matt Dovey, Devin Martin, Eric Valdes, and Sofía Barker
Host: Matt Dovey
Audio Producer: Eric Valdes

PodCastle 766: Lockdown Around the Christmas Tree is a PodCastle original.

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Content Warning:
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Show Notes
Rated PG-13



 

What a colossal crapstorm of a year, the third year of infinite garbage in a row, ever since the lockdowns started. The walls came down around Mischa in March 2020, and here they were, still standing, tall and impenetrable, for Christmas 2022.

Then the man in red showed up, and made his offer, and everything changed . . . but before you can understand all that, you need to understand how Mischa ended up alone for the holidays, when seemingly everyone else in the world was out kissing strangers under mistletoe and drinking from communal punch bowls and breathing unventilated indoor air with all their out-of-town relatives again.

Mischa had gotten a kidney transplant in January of 2020, donated by their cousin, which meant they were alive, so that was great, but they were also immunocompromised, which meant when everyone else decided to play pretend that the pandemic was over, Mischa didn’t have the option of joining the game. They had to keep living in reality.

And what a reality it was. It turned out Mischa’s partner didn’t like having a sick lover-slash-housemate-slash-best-friend who’d need help in recovery, so she bailed right before the surgery , meaning when the pandemic lockdowns started two months later, Mischa was living alone, taking immunosuppressants, and stewing in a constant broth of anxiety and fear and loneliness. Getting sick and dying alone had been abstract worries for the far future, but now they seemed like immediate possibilities. Mischa’s family lived thousands of miles away, and though their Mom offered to come out and help, Mischa could tell it would be a hardship for her, and lied and said they’d be fine. Then the plague hit, and Mischa was glad they’d declined.




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Escape Artists, Inc. / Escape Artists To Become Nonprofit in 2023!
« Last post by Marguerite on December 23, 2022, 04:31:51 PM »
Hey everyone!

We have some really exciting news to announce -- as of January 1st, 2023, EA will become a 501(3)(c) registered nonprofit! You can find the public announcement on EA Prime:
https://escapeartists.net/2022/12/23/escape-artists-to-become-nonprofit-in-2023/

Lots more detail will follow in the coming weeks, including a metacast. We’re so grateful to be able to share the good news before stepping away for the holidays.

Thank you so much for everything you’ve contributed to EA. We wouldn’t be where we are today without you and we’re so excited about what this change means for the sustainability of EA's future.

Have a fantastic, restful, delicious, restorative, and joyful end of year!
Marguerite and Alasdair
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Flash Fiction Contest VII -- Cast of Wonders / WE HAVE OUR WINNERS!
« Last post by Languorous Lass on December 21, 2022, 03:52:35 PM »
The final vote was extremely close, but we have our winners!

Tied for second place (in alphabetical order), with eight votes each:

   * A Girl Bikes Home Alone at Night, by Georgie Morvis, and
   * Surrogate Parents, by Tyrecty!

And in first place, with nine votes:  Magic in the Hands, by Carol Scheina!

Congratulations to the winners!  Their stories will be run together as an episode of Cast of Wonders sometime in 2023.

And thanks to all of the author/contestants for putting your stories out there, and the voters and commenters for your thoughtful participation. 

Special thanks to EA's Brian "BDoomed" Lieberman and Craig "Ocicat" Jackson for patiently leading me through the steps needed to put the contest together. 
 
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Episode Comments / Re: EP 795: Tiger Lawyer Gets It Right
« Last post by CryptoMe on December 18, 2022, 05:04:18 PM »
I completely agree with Scuba Man. On every single point. I also enjoyed the telling of the story, but the ending did not work for me because of all of Scuba Man's points.
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Flash Fiction Contest VII -- Cast of Wonders / THE FINAL ROUND IS OPEN!
« Last post by Languorous Lass on December 14, 2022, 05:03:20 AM »
The tension is rising!  This is it, folks -- THE FINAL ROUND!  The three winners of this round will have their stories purchased and run as an episode of Cast of Wonders! 

For this round, you'll once again have one week to cast your votes.  Fourteen stories made it into the finals.  We had a remarkable four-way tie for first place in Semi-Final Group 3, and three two-way ties in other groups, so the competition is fierce.  We encourage you to post comments explaining why you're voting for a particular story.  Let's get some final-round debates going here! 
 
If, at the end of the voting period, there's a tie for third place (or any other configuration of votes that results in more than three top vote-getters), we will have a tiebreaker round

All authors' names will be revealed at the end of the contest! 

Any questions?  Post them here!

And let's GOOOOOOOO!
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Episode Comments / CoW Ep. 517: La Puerta (And Ep. 526!)
« Last post by Languorous Lass on December 12, 2022, 05:17:01 AM »
Cast of Wonders 517: La Puerta

Also, Episode 526! A Staff Pick for 2022! Hosted by Assistant Editor Cup Jacob!

• Author: Ren Braueri
• Narrator: J. M. Bueno
• Host, Episodes 517 and 526: Cup Jacob
• Audio Producer:  Jeremy Carter

"La Puerta" is a Cast of Wonders original.

Click here to listen to Episode 526
Click here to listen to Episode 517

La puerta siempre estaba abierta. Just in case Javier ever came back.

But let me not begin there, because…if I started there – I’d have to tell you how it was all my fault. Instead, let me start with the day Papá brought La Puerta home.


Tags:  alternate realities, choices, Cup Jacob, exploration, families, J. M. Bueno, Jeremy Carter, magic, memories, portal, portal fantasy, regret, Ren Braueri, siblings, Staff Picks 2022, teen protagonist, young adult fiction
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Hi folks -- just a reminder that there's about one day left to read and vote for your favorite stories in the semi-final round!  Some of these contests are tight, so your voice matters!
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Science Fiction Discussion / Re: Severance!
« Last post by Languorous Lass on December 06, 2022, 11:54:35 PM »
Thanks for these recommendations, Chorkman!  I haven't heard of either of these shows, but will have to check them out.
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Science Fiction Discussion / Re: Severance!
« Last post by Chorkman on December 06, 2022, 05:53:53 PM »
I thought it was extremely well written, the acting was amazing, and season 1 ended on quite a cliff hanger (obv).  I would highly recommend Severance to anyone who likes a little mind bending Sci Fi with a twist of some horror elements (slightly). 

Do you know when season 2 is out?

Another 2 shows I've stumbled upon on Netflix are Manifest and Travelers.

Manifest is a somewhat cheesy (think Lost) Sci Fi show where a plane takes off and lands 5.5 years later.  Time inside the plane went like a normal flight, but time outside the plane aged the 5.5 years.  Like I said, it has a little cheese factor, but it's fun, decently acted, and has some good plot twists.  Seasons 1-4 are up and Season 4.2 is coming sometime in the spring.

Travelers is one I just started. It is a time traveling show where post apocalypse peeps can travel back in time and occupy people just before they were about to die and use their body as hosts to hopefully change the bad stuff that happens in the future to make it post apocalyptical.  Great acting.  Good character development.  A little Tropey (if that's a word) but worth the time to invest into.

That's all from me.  Bye everyone!
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Episode Comments / PC764-765: The Science and Artistry of Snake Oil Salesmanship
« Last post by Ocicat on December 06, 2022, 05:12:21 PM »
PodCastle 764: The Science and Artistry of Snake Oil Salesmanship – Part 1

Author: Timothy Mudie
Narrator: Jairus Durnett
Host: Matt Dovey
Audio Producer: Eric Valdes

Previously published by Beneath Ceaseless Skies

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Show Notes
Rated PG-13The soundtrack featured in this story was composed by our audio engineer Eric Valdes 



 

Aloysius P. McNutt arrives in town one-and-a-half days after the snake, as per usual. Earlier would be too suspicious, and later risks that the settlers will have attacked the snake themselves, which simply won’t do. Aloysius needs to sell the snake oil to them, which he can’t lay claim to unless he slays the snake himself.

He grins lopsidedly as he sidles into the saloon. “Hear you got yourselves a snake problem.” In these settlements out in the territories, the heart of the community tends toward the saloon or the church, and Al has made a quick presumption that these aren’t a particularly churchly folk.

Rough men and a lesser number of equally rough women line the bar and circle the tables. Clusters of prospectors and farmers sip brandy and rye and harsher libations. All lift their heads in Al’s direction when he pushes through the doors and declaims his customary opening. None respond.

Al is wondering if maybe he should have tried the church after all when a man in a beaten hat wearily pushes himself from the bar. Maybe twice Al’s twenty-nine years, with eyes half again as old, this is a man who’s lived more than most. Despite the drink and the day’s problems weighing on him, the man carries himself with the posture of a lawman. This is Al’s mark. He strides across the room, ignoring the following eyes, and extends his hand in the man’s direction.

“I know a sheriff when I see one,” he says. “Pleasure to make your acquaintance, sir. Aloysius P. McNutt, at your service. But I recommend you call me Al. All my friends do, and I’ve a premonition that we’re to be fast friends, you and I.”




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