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Reply #50 on: March 13, 2008, 11:02:57 PM

Just consider yourself first against the wall when the revolution came.  Your name will be sung by the resistance  when all others have been forgotten.


I'm trying to write the first revolution protest song now, but the only rhyme I get for Eytanz is "Fry Pans"... or maybe "My Pants"...

:(

This may take a while.

You have to do it like a real revolution song and blow it completely out of proportion (the event, not his pants)

Eytanz the man who saved my pants.
He donned his helmet and took up mighty lance.
Eytanz, I chants. 
A hero of great romance.

Bounced from the board
for being bored by fearsome lord.

Eytanz, Eytanz
Though tortured, never recants.
Eytanz, Eytanz
With eye upon your pants.

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Heh :)

Though my name rhyms with "Guns" or "Runs", not "pants".



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Reply #51 on: March 13, 2008, 11:34:55 PM
At least that will save us from any more "pants/mighty lance" references.   ;D

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Reply #52 on: March 13, 2008, 11:45:01 PM

Just consider yourself first against the wall when the revolution came.  Your name will be sung by the resistance  when all others have been forgotten.


I'm trying to write the first revolution protest song now, but the only rhyme I get for Eytanz is "Fry Pans"... or maybe "My Pants"...

:(

This may take a while.

You have to do it like a real revolution song and blow it completely out of proportion (the event, not his pants)

Eytanz the man who saved my pants.
He donned his helmet and took up mighty lance.
Eytanz, I chants. 
A hero of great romance.

Bounced from the board
for being bored by fearsome lord.

Eytanz, Eytanz
Though tortured, never recants.
Eytanz, Eytanz
With eye upon your pants.

 ;D

Does no one recall that the poor man's name rhymes with "Eight-un"?

Edit: Ah... yes... eytanz recalls...
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Reply #53 on: March 13, 2008, 11:55:01 PM
So I guess this really IS FOX News now days.  I note my criticism of the story and it's sickening use of spin is shunted off to someplace else where no one else will see it and be contaminated with my double plus ungood wrong thoughts. 

I'm SO sorry that the truth is such a bitter pill to swallow.

I think this marks the end of my donations to EscapePod.

You may now complete the transaction be shaking your head about how angry atheists are and file the withdraw of support under 'oppression'. 
I'm not sure if you mean donations as in monetary or contributing your opinion to the forums.

Either way, it seems you are in the same boat as Limbaugh listeners to say something like this (but possibly on the other side of the boat).  "I'm not hearing exactly what I want and I'm being repressed on the forums, so I'm going to take my ball and go play somewhere else."

If you don't want to participate in a discussion because you get too emotionally invested in it, fine.  Just be willing to admit that.  I've been there and said just that.  People here respect that.  Don't sit there and accuse the moderators of this board of censorship though.  If they wanted to censor stuff they would have done it already.  I don't usually agree with Russell, but he is a fair mod.

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Reply #54 on: March 14, 2008, 12:44:18 AM
Hell, the church and state should always be separate anyway.
Exactly. Keep them as three different entities.
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Reply #55 on: March 14, 2008, 12:48:37 AM
...The place is full of jackasses because hello, internet....
Hey!  I resemble that remark.

I mean resent...yeah.  Resent.


Hee-haw!!  No point in even trying to defend myself on that count!   :D

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...  I'm sure many of you "free thinkers" would cheer if it was another story about how closed minded Christians are, and in the end they get shown up for the monsters they are by a gay robot.  But let someone imply that lefties aren't always on the side of right, and you cry foul.  Good SF is the SF that challenges your world view, no matter what that world view is.

It seems disingenuous to me to take so much joy in shouting the "liberals aren't as nice as they say they are" position, while apparently ignoring the fact that "conservatives" are often every bit as mean-spirited and bigoted as they want to be.  ....  But the fact of the matter is that the people you imply are part of some monolithic movement bent on taking away your liberties and freedoms tend to actually be individuals who are trying to do what they think is the right thing. 

So, when people start sneering at "free thinkers", I object as strongly as I can.

Ok.  I never said I was right with some mighty authority.  Also, sure there are some people that are conservatives that are mean ol' jerks that would love nothing more then to kill blacks and gays.  Happy? That's not me.  But that does not mean there aren't some down right statist , fascist liberals who would love nothing more then to lock up all Christians and people who don't love the state.  What I should have said in my post, but didn't is this: The problem here (or in the story) is government.  If I was a horrible monster of a racist, I alone can't do much to people.  It's when I have the support of the gov't that things get really bad.  Why were things so awful in the Jim Crow south?  Because people hated blacks?  Well, some people still do.  Things were bad because the actions those individuals took had either the tacit or explicit support of the local and state governments, and even the feds at some levels.  Even when blacks rightfully tried to defend themselves against aggression they were further attacked by the gov't. (re: Dr. Ossian Sweet, admittedly in the North).  Had these people been allowed to defend themselves, there would have been no need for the later excesses in the Civil Rights Acts.  By excesses I mean the denying of private property rights to owners.  As awful and racist as excluding a certain race of people from a store is, it should not be a crime.  People should have the right to do what they like with their property.  So something that seemed good and just, "letting" people shop and eat where they want, turned to tyranny when forced. 

"Conservatives would on the whole be much happier if they could make everyone think just like them."

Sure.  All conservatives bad, all liberals good.  You've got the propaganda down pat.  Well done. 

My point is that the propaganda works both ways.  For whatever it's worth, I'm decidedly NOT a "liberal"; I'd try to define that and explain why, but... well, I suspect you would simply keep altering the definition.  After all, I wasn't calling you a racist (at least I didn't think I was), but then you made the "As awful and racist as excluding a certain race of people from a store is, it should not be a crime" remark.   Now if I call you on that - because, after all, advocating that anyone should be able to use their private property as they see fit isn't racist - then I'm obviously just falling for the liberal propaganda, instead of sniffing and detecting bullshit with my own large, and capable schnozzola.

However, since 1994 I have been living in a country that is increasingly under the control of people who spout a lot of hatred and bile in the name of individual freedom, yet continuously increase the size of the government, reduce the effectiveness of necessary institutions (necessary always being a concept up for debate, of course), and try to force their definition of morality on everybody else.  Pardon my Anglo-German, but fuck that.

Maybe you see personal individual freedom to do whatever you like with your personal property as the holy grail, and maybe if we still had 50 square miles of space between every person and his private property, I'd tell you to go for it.  But we don't.  And I'm sorry, but if you think that suggesting that there should be limits to what you can do to me or anyone else with your private property makes me a fascist, then, yeah, we're going to disagree.

But that doesn't actually MAKE me a fascist, while advocating the use of private property to continue the abuses that were suffered by ALL non-whites prior to the Civil Rights Act does make one a racist.

EDIT: I posted this too quickly, and after reading back over it later, I decided I need to apologize to Kyle for the way I came across.  While I was more than a little appalled by the rationale you used, Kyle, I think I understand the point you were trying to make.  I still stand by the substance of what I said, but I don't want you to think I'm attacking you personally or trying to drive you out of the forum.  I do like your hat.  :)
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Reply #56 on: March 14, 2008, 02:48:52 AM
Anyway, I'm sorry to anyone I offended, obviously I didnt make it clear i was referring to a vocal minority.

I wasn't offended, for the record. I just thought you may want an opportunity to clarify some of your statements. Forgive me if I overstepped my bounds.
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No, I appreciate it. I feel bad that I didn't make my point clear. The last thing I want to be is lumped in as one of "those" liberals.

Although, I've been speculating. What gets me in trouble sometimes is that I'm a person of great feeling, all heart, and sometimes post that way, purely based on my emotions rather than sitting down and rationalizing things, and I wonder if that's what gives liberals a bad name.. the tendency to go emotional and stop thinking before they talk. This is pure speculation, let me clarify. I can only really speak for myself. But it would make sense to me.

Not that I feel compelled to apologize for who I am; I very much treasure the part of me that's all heart. Just mayhap, knowing myself, I should avoid arguing on the internet more ;)



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Reply #57 on: March 14, 2008, 02:54:02 AM
LoL! I actually tend to gravitate towards people who are all heart.

And using emotion over rationalization to verbalize isn't a market cornered by the "liberals." Trust me.



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Reply #58 on: March 14, 2008, 10:21:50 AM
All the examples I can think of off hand are extreme, but I would submit that sometimes, not whittling away someone else's freedom mutually excludes not whittling away your own.
I'm interested in hearing an example even if it is extreme.  I can't think of one.
Well, let me try to frame a perspective for you and see if that helps. Think of our freedom the Constitution granted us to pursue happiness. What may make me happy may make you unhappy, so by not pursuing what makes me happy because it makes you unhappy, my right has been taken away. Now, I'm not getting into, you know, voluntarily giving up my right to live in peace with my fellow man. I'm just trying to provide a framework in which sometimes the two are mutually exclusive. Does that make sense?
Obviously the pursuit of happiness is a sticky part of the constitution.  Many people forget they only have the right to pursue happiness.  If you had a constitutional right to be happy all someone would have to say is "this law makes me unhappy" and it would be deemed unconstitutional.  So pretty much that part of the constitution doesn't mean squat.  People's freedom of choice and motivation is what allows them to pursue happiness.  Even people under the most tyrannical and violent governments can pursue happiness.  It's just tougher to actually get happiness.
So I understand that you're trying to build a framework in which two people's rights exclude each other.  Unfortunately I still don't see a situation in which that could exist.

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Reply #59 on: March 14, 2008, 11:13:13 PM
Oh hey.  Speaking of relevant.  Anyone heard this lovely speech from Oklahoma House Representative Sally Kern?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFxk7glmMbo

She agrees with this story.  Liberals are evil baby-rapists, worst than Islamics (who are also apparently very evil).  That's the REAL world we live in.   Politicians unafraid to express so hateful and ignorant points of view.  She'll probably get re-elected.  I moved away from Oklahoma many years ago.  I lived in an area that was still racially segregated into the late 80s.   Not 'officially' of course but oh the trouble you'd get into if you were a white kid and went to the black part of town.  And if you were black on the white part of town...  you might just have a nasty accident.

This is why I had such revulsion for this story.  The only part that was fiction was in the writer trying desperately to make the liberals sound half as bad as the real actual conservatives that are prevalent in large portions of the United States.



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Reply #60 on: March 15, 2008, 12:47:57 AM
...The place is full of jackasses because hello, internet....
Hey!  I resemble that remark.

I mean resent...yeah.  Resent.


Hee-haw!!  No point in even trying to defend myself on that count!   :D

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...  I'm sure many of you "free thinkers" would cheer if it was another story about how closed minded Christians are, and in the end they get shown up for the monsters they are by a gay robot.  But let someone imply that lefties aren't always on the side of right, and you cry foul.  Good SF is the SF that challenges your world view, no matter what that world view is.

It seems disingenuous to me to take so much joy in shouting the "liberals aren't as nice as they say they are" position, while apparently ignoring the fact that "conservatives" are often every bit as mean-spirited and bigoted as they want to be.  ....  But the fact of the matter is that the people you imply are part of some monolithic movement bent on taking away your liberties and freedoms tend to actually be individuals who are trying to do what they think is the right thing. 

So, when people start sneering at "free thinkers", I object as strongly as I can.

Ok.  I never said I was right with some mighty authority.  Also, sure there are some people that are conservatives that are mean ol' jerks that would love nothing more then to kill blacks and gays.  Happy? That's not me.  But that does not mean there aren't some down right statist , fascist liberals who would love nothing more then to lock up all Christians and people who don't love the state.  What I should have said in my post, but didn't is this: The problem here (or in the story) is government.  If I was a horrible monster of a racist, I alone can't do much to people.  It's when I have the support of the gov't that things get really bad.  Why were things so awful in the Jim Crow south?  Because people hated blacks?  Well, some people still do.  Things were bad because the actions those individuals took had either the tacit or explicit support of the local and state governments, and even the feds at some levels.  Even when blacks rightfully tried to defend themselves against aggression they were further attacked by the gov't. (re: Dr. Ossian Sweet, admittedly in the North).  Had these people been allowed to defend themselves, there would have been no need for the later excesses in the Civil Rights Acts.  By excesses I mean the denying of private property rights to owners.  As awful and racist as excluding a certain race of people from a store is, it should not be a crime.  People should have the right to do what they like with their property.  So something that seemed good and just, "letting" people shop and eat where they want, turned to tyranny when forced. 

"Conservatives would on the whole be much happier if they could make everyone think just like them."

Sure.  All conservatives bad, all liberals good.  You've got the propaganda down pat.  Well done. 

My point is that the propaganda works both ways.  For whatever it's worth, I'm decidedly NOT a "liberal"; I'd try to define that and explain why, but... well, I suspect you would simply keep altering the definition.  After all, I wasn't calling you a racist (at least I didn't think I was), but then you made the "As awful and racist as excluding a certain race of people from a store is, it should not be a crime" remark.   Now if I call you on that - because, after all, advocating that anyone should be able to use their private property as they see fit isn't racist - then I'm obviously just falling for the liberal propaganda, instead of sniffing and detecting bullshit with my own large, and capable schnozzola.

However, since 1994 I have been living in a country that is increasingly under the control of people who spout a lot of hatred and bile in the name of individual freedom, yet continuously increase the size of the government, reduce the effectiveness of necessary institutions (necessary always being a concept up for debate, of course), and try to force their definition of morality on everybody else.  Pardon my Anglo-German, but fuck that.

Maybe you see personal individual freedom to do whatever you like with your personal property as the holy grail, and maybe if we still had 50 square miles of space between every person and his private property, I'd tell you to go for it.  But we don't.  And I'm sorry, but if you think that suggesting that there should be limits to what you can do to me or anyone else with your private property makes me a fascist, then, yeah, we're going to disagree.

But that doesn't actually MAKE me a fascist, while advocating the use of private property to continue the abuses that were suffered by ALL non-whites prior to the Civil Rights Act does make one a racist.

EDIT: I posted this too quickly, and after reading back over it later, I decided I need to apologize to Kyle for the way I came across.  While I was more than a little appalled by the rationale you used, Kyle, I think I understand the point you were trying to make.  I still stand by the substance of what I said, but I don't want you to think I'm attacking you personally or trying to drive you out of the forum.  I do like your hat.  :)

Never said you were a liberal. I was referring to the concept in general, and did not have you in mind in particular in any way ;D  Or directing my propaganda remark at DVG.  I have no personal beef with you TAD

I never said I was a conservative, explicitly.  I would define my self as a borderline anarcho-capitalist, who is really a Libertarian Conservative.  I could not agree more that the current administration, and Republicans in general, are little better then there Democratic foes.  They don't want true freedom anymore then the Dems.  A plague on both their houses!

But, to your point that saying someone has the right to throw a person out of their store for being black makes me a racist, I don't agree.  Being a racist is bad.  Not letting people eat at your lunch counter because they are black is bad.  But, I'm not going to MAKE anyone feed you or not hate you.  One needs to separate the bad thing of racism from the idea that you can pass a law to stop it.  One can not do that.  There are plenty of racists left in this country, and no amount of laws are going to change that.  All it is going to do is affect people in ways that the law writers never intended, and that benefit the gov't.  So, now the gov't needs a big office full of gov't workers to try to figure out if Ralph's Pretty Good Grocery threw out that black guy because he was black, or because he was being loud and obnoxious.  Mean while, Ralph loses money by paying the lawyers, and then fines, and the black guy is none the richer or better off.  The only people who benefit are the gov't employee's and lawyers.  Fat lot of good those laws do.  No different with drug laws, gun laws, etc. laws. 

Thanks for the hat compliment.  Today was the first day I got my brown hat out for the season.  Check out The Fedora Lounge website for more exciting hat discussions!! (Seriously, my favorite message board ;D)

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Reply #61 on: March 15, 2008, 03:22:28 AM
Oh hey.  Speaking of relevant.  Anyone heard this lovely speech from Oklahoma House Representative Sally Kern?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFxk7glmMbo

She agrees with this story.  Liberals are evil baby-rapists, worst than Islamics (who are also apparently very evil).  That's the REAL world we live in.   Politicians unafraid to express so hateful and ignorant points of view.  She'll probably get re-elected.  I moved away from Oklahoma many years ago.  I lived in an area that was still racially segregated into the late 80s.   Not 'officially' of course but oh the trouble you'd get into if you were a white kid and went to the black part of town.  And if you were black on the white part of town...  you might just have a nasty accident.

This is why I had such revulsion for this story.  The only part that was fiction was in the writer trying desperately to make the liberals sound half as bad as the real actual conservatives that are prevalent in large portions of the United States.

The views expressed by a few wackos do not reflect the opinions of the majority or the author (she said that a couple times). 

I don't understand the point you are trying to make here.  Are you trying to extrapolate that because this one senator doesn't like homosexuals the "world" we live in hates homosexuals.  That is a serious flaw in logic. 

Also, I don't understand why you are upset at having this tangent split off from the comments about the story.  The author said explicitly she was not trying to bash one side or the other.  She mentioned that she had several gay friends.  Is she secretly part of the anti-gay agenda?

Finally, I don't understand why you said you were done with this forum and podcast and you keep posting, especially links that I doubt anyone here agrees with.  I would be curious if anyone here thinks the "gay agenda" is more dangerous than Islamic extremism.  I personally don't give a shit what people do behind closed doors.  It doesn't have any impact on me at all. 

Are you just trying to stir the pot or are you trying to make a point about something?  At this point it almost seems like you're trolling, but doing it poorly.

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Reply #62 on: March 15, 2008, 05:06:21 PM
Chodon, I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with the point DVG was trying to make, but I want to point out that there is a very good Wikipedia article on Fallacy that fits with what both of you are saying, particularly this section: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallacy#Fallacies_in_the_media_and_politics


I'm not trying to put myself forward as an authority, or lecture all of you on "how to argue", but if you've read this far in this thread, I have to assume you're a little bit interested in how you might argue more effectively.  :)  ("No, I'm not," says Chodon in his John Cleese voice.)

I challenge everyone who has posted in this thread to go back over what they have said, and look at places where you have shown an example of some behavior or attitude ("liberals are trying to take over because of court case X" or "conservatives are all racist because of Senator Y") and then drawn an exaggerated conclusion from it.

Sometimes, you have to admit, we start to see conspiracies where there aren't any BECAUSE we have convinced ourselves that these illogical conclusions are valid.  (And, no, I'm NOT challenging you to prove your pet conspiracy... just trying to get you all to "type a paragraph in another man's browser" to update a tired old adage.

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Reply #63 on: March 15, 2008, 06:59:41 PM
Chodon, I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with the point DVG was trying to make, but I want to point out that there is a very good Wikipedia article on Fallacy that fits with what both of you are saying, particularly this section: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallacy#Fallacies_in_the_media_and_politics


I'm not trying to put myself forward as an authority, or lecture all of you on "how to argue", but if you've read this far in this thread, I have to assume you're a little bit interested in how you might argue more effectively.  :)  ("No, I'm not," says Chodon in his John Cleese voice.)

I challenge everyone who has posted in this thread to go back over what they have said, and look at places where you have shown an example of some behavior or attitude ("liberals are trying to take over because of court case X" or "conservatives are all racist because of Senator Y") and then drawn an exaggerated conclusion from it.

Sometimes, you have to admit, we start to see conspiracies where there aren't any BECAUSE we have convinced ourselves that these illogical conclusions are valid.  (And, no, I'm NOT challenging you to prove your pet conspiracy... just trying to get you all to "type a paragraph in another man's browser" to update a tired old adage.
I don't see how I made a fallacy because I was not trying to make a point or argument.  All I posed in my previous post were questions about the intent of DVG's posts, and pointed out a fallacy on his/her part: that posting a sound clip of one person saying that gays have an agenda doesn't mean anything at all except the opinion of that one individual.  I didn't even understand the point he/she was trying to make and was requesting clarification.  I also referred him to the author's intent as stated in the original thread on the story.

Also, if you are interested in fallacies check out "Crimes Against Logic".  Excellent book about fallacies!  Highly recommended.

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Reply #64 on: March 15, 2008, 10:57:05 PM
I don't see how I made a fallacy because I was not trying to make a point or argument.  All I posed in my previous post were questions about the intent of DVG's posts, and pointed out a fallacy on his/her part: that posting a sound clip of one person saying that gays have an agenda doesn't mean anything at all except the opinion of that one individual.  I didn't even understand the point he/she was trying to make and was requesting clarification.  I also referred him to the author's intent as stated in the original thread on the story.

Also, if you are interested in fallacies check out "Crimes Against Logic".  Excellent book about fallacies!  Highly recommended.

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Dang... poorly structured post on my part.  I was trying to avoid singling any one person out, so it wasn't clear; multiple folks with various points of view have made variations of the same mistake in this thread.  I didn't have a particular Chodon-statement in mind, so I apologize if it sounded like I did.

Here's what I want people to recognize (this is long because I'm trying harder to be clear than to be concise):  When you start with a statement like "gays have an agenda", the fallacy is in assuming that a) this agenda has to do with taking something away from someone else and/or b) all gay people share the same goals.  Maybe there are some homosexuals who would like nothing more than to see every human "converted" into a homosexual... but even if you found one (and I never have), that wouldn't prove that ALL gays are on the warpath to turn everyone else to some kind of Big Gay Dark Side (apologies to Big Gay Al).

Now turn it around: "conservatives are just religious fundamentalists who want to take away everyone's rights" is another popular theme.  Well, I think we've established that "conservative" (which is a poor term for lumping a lot of ideologies together) does not necessarily go with "religious", which in turn does not necessarily go with "fundamentalists".  That would be another fallacy of the type I was trying to highlight.

Anyway... I think y'all get the point... now I have to go watch Gilmore Girls with my bestest friend.  (Yes, she's hella hot.)
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Reply #65 on: March 17, 2008, 08:42:17 PM
Well, I'm finally all caught up and I'm pissed.

I have been accused of fostering a FOX News-esque conservative haven in these forums.  (Why is Mr.Tweedy laughing?)  I have been accused of Nazi-style censorship.  (Thaurmunth, Stop screaming "Heil, Nash" and saluting like that.)  Whatever Conservative leanings I may… (Could someone please check on Mr.Tweedy.  He looks like he can't breath.)… I may… um (Bdoomed, stop goose stepping around like that.  I can't think.)  My conservative rants… (kmmrlatham just fell off of his chair.  Could someone pick him up?) … May supposed Nazi… (Thaur, stop it!!)

That's it.  I'm leaving.  See if I ever try to explain myself to you people again.