Dear Cubs,
Again you break my heart. I didn't give up on you when you went down 0-2 at home to the Dodgers. I kept hoping. For as long as I can remember, you've been nearly as important as my family and friends. Truthfully, you've been more important than most people in my life. I've withstood the ridicule of Cardinal fans, White Sox fans and people who aren't even baseball fans.
The Red Sox broke their curse and won TWO recent World Series. The Tampa Bay Rays were in last place last year, and appear to be on their way to the ALCS. The Brewers won the wild card and are still alive in the playoffs.
What do you give me in return? NINE straight playoff losses. You are the first team eliminated from the playoffs this year. I tried not to get my hopes up, but again you fool me.
What did I do to you? I buy your merchandise. I subscribed to XM just so I could hear your games. My 7 year old daughter has fallen under your spell, as well. At least my 5 year old escaped your clutches. She will have her own issues with the Angels.
Don't worry, though. I will be here for you come spring. I will again fall for your lies. I will lie to my family and friends to cover for your abusive treatment of me. I will wear sunglasses to cover my red eyes.
I still need you. I know I should leave you, but I will stay and be your door mat.
Tearfully yours,
Jason