Great Lines from Bad Movies

[stePH]

1: "What do you mean, you can't find them?  How do you lose a six foot bitch and a talking rock?"
    Heavy Metal 2000

2: "No, thank you.  I never eat anything I cannot identify."
    Highlander 2: The Quickening

3: "Why does God need a starship?"
    Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

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[wintermute]

From my favourite bad movie:
"I'm warning you! You are forcing me to carry out my most devastating act of magical madness!"

Plan 9 is of course firtile ground, too:
"Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible!"
"Because all you of Earth are idiots."
"We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future."

The Return of Captain Invincible:
"Together, we're part of the roughest, toughest, biggest, kindest, fairest, bestest darn gang in the whole world!"

[Listener]

3: "Why does God need a starship?"

I believe it's "What does G-d need *shatnerpause* with a starship."

Yes, I was there on opening day.

[Russell Nash]

"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

[Listener]

Batman Forever wasn't THAT bad, but...

"Holey rusted metal, Batman."
"Excuse me?"
"This whole island... it's made of holey, rusted metal."

[DKT]

"Yo, Affleck!  You the bomb in Phantoms!"

[Russell Nash]

"Yo, Affleck!  You the bomb in Phantoms!"

That wasn't from a bad movie!

[stePH]

"Yo, Affleck!  You the bomb in Phantoms!"

That wasn't from a bad movie!

Could have sworn I posted something to the same effect, but it seems to have disappeared.

Now Jersey Girl on the other hand ... that was embarassingly bad.

[DKT]

"Yo, Affleck!  You the bomb in Phantoms!"

That wasn't from a bad movie!

Could have sworn I posted something to the same effect, but it seems to have disappeared.

Now Jersey Girl on the other hand ... that was embarassingly bad.

Of course, I was talking about Good Will 2: Open Hunting Season. 

No, I kid. Aside from Good Will Hunting 2, the only part I liked about Jay and Silent Bob Strike back was the ending and Affleck harrassing Affleck.  There were some other parts, too, but on a whole, it just felt like he was trying too hard for me (and I'm sure the same could be said for Jersey Girl, although with Jersey Girl, I give him props for at least trying to do something new).  I love pretty much everything else Smith has done, though, especially Dogma. 

[Darwinist]

"Wait 'til they get a load of me"  - Joker (Nicholson) from Batman

"[to Jason asleep in his bed] You will be different, sometimes you'll feel like an outcast, but you'll never be alone. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father and the father becomes the son. - (Superman)  from Superman (2007).

Oh wait, the second one was a sappy and crappy line from a bad movie.  My bad.

[stePH]

Since I've already mentioned Leonard Part 6 as one of my guilty pleasures:

(Leonard to his daughter's elderly suitor)
"I don't want a 66-year-old son-in-law.  You're robbing the cradle."
"Depends on your point of view.  Some would say Joan's robbing the grave."

(Leonard to his daughter, later)
"Couldn't you have found somebody, say, fourty years old?  This man is old enough to be my father!"