So what have you been doing in your spare time?
I'm suddenly obsessed with building kites these days, and most recently started collecting pictures of the "General Lee" car from
The Dukes of Hazzard. I was never a fan of the show, but I thought it would be
the most appropriate celebrity car to fly as a kite.
I'm thinking one of the frameless "inflatable" style of kites, such as some of the ones you see on
http://www.gombergkites.com/plynn2.html . "Inflatable" only in the sense that the pressure of the wind entering the opening at the front (in this case, the radiator grille) inflates the kite like a windsock, not like a balloon with a sealed skin and helium.
Not going full scale for the first prototype, maybe 1/3 life-size or so. Just think of it. Driving along, look up, and see a big old orange 1969 Dodge Charger R/T, flying a few hundred feet above a hayfield.

Priceless.